I live in herndon, and I want to report an illegal alien that has been bothering me. He lives in herndon right next to my place and I am tired of his words. I see him jump in his construction truck everyday and take off to work. Any numbers to call?

Well, thanks for reporting that here, the official Fairfax County Police website.

We will take action immediately... have no worries about the incedible dearth of information you've provided, we'll just conjure up the answer with no problem, since we work miracles all the time.

An illegal in Herndon? I don't think any more specific info is really necessary, should be pretty easy to pick out of the crowd.

Report them for what exactly? What do you mean that he is "bothering you"? If he is a public nuisance, his status should not make a difference and the police might be able to help if you file a complaint. For the most part, however, the FCPD seems to encourage neighbors to work out these problems amongst themselves as long as things don't get violent. I don't like my loud, drunk neighbor either, but this type of thing happens from time to time.

How do you know that the person is not here legally? Since the Minutemen, ICE and other groups have been unable/unwilling to do something, what makes you think that your report of a single "illegal alien" is going to cause people to stand up and act? Unless he is making a compelling terroristic threat and/or exhibiting similar behavior, it is unlikely that you will see anything come of your complaining.

Really... why would they come after one guy hopping on a truck in a neighborhood if they have a whole bunch they can pick up at the 7-11 every morning?

what i want to know is when the economy falls apart and there are no more jobs, what will the illegals do? some may go home, but this is a rich country. can we expect huge crime waves, grand theft, burglary, and robberies to incerease?

Lester Burnham Wrote:
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> Report them for what exactly?

for being in the country illegally, you dumbass.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."

You should have your boyfriend/husband go over and "explain" to him why it is not a good idea to do this.

I had a forced government sensitivity class and we were told we have to understand and tolerate others cultures. This included peeing in the streets, getting drunk and especially harrassing women which seems to be a favorite past time. In other words we were told if these guys whistle, kiss and expose themself to your wife, girlfriend or sister they should take it as a compliment.

The class didnt go over too well with some of the older guys whose answer would be at least to make it so the guy was looking out of one eye only for a few weeks.

It's called the INS, or the border patrol, or ICE. Fairfax/herndon cops couldn't do anything about it because it's a federal law. If he's an illegal and working odds are he has a fake green card and or ss #.

What's the big deal? Why get him deported? Because he bothered you? I've had damn rednecks proposition me. You should really either let police know it's a problem or deal with it yourself. Don't be a coward and try to get him deported.

stinkypoon Wrote:
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> what i want to know is when the economy falls
> apart and there are no more jobs, what will the
> illegals do? some may go home, but this is a rich
> country. can we expect huge crime waves, grand
> theft, burglary, and robberies to incerease?


Nice HWFO, who knows, maybe after they steal all our luxury vehicles that are so essential to our identity, they will bring out the guillotine and kill all the upper class who snubbed them

NateBush Wrote:
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> What's the big deal? Why get him deported? Because
> he bothered you?

got it in one!


> I've had damn rednecks proposition me.

now youre just bragging.


> You should really either let
> police know it's a problem or deal with it
> yourself.

being annoying isnt always a crime. being the country is a crime.


> Don't be a coward and try to get him deported.

heros die, cowards live.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."

That's a gross generalization. Cowards and heroes, you act as if there is no middle ground. Either way, if i can't deport people for being a horny asshole, such as those rednecks, them you shouldn't deport anyone for not getting the USDA seal of approval. It's just an easy way to take care of a grudge. I bet he doesn't even wanna fuck you.
By the way, i'm not bragging about the rednecks. I'm sorry you dream of those dirty guys inserting their disease ridden dicks into your various body cavities.

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> That's a gross generalization. Cowards and heroes,
> you act as if there is no middle ground.

fine. hero's dont always die but they go to jail for breaking the law for crimes they commit being a vigilante. cowards that call the police to report a crime unrelated to the coward's dislikes about the person, get revengence without ever putting themselves in danger or breaking any laws.


> you shouldn't deport anyone for not getting the USDA
> seal of approval.

you are correct. however, the person in question would be getting deported for being in the country illegally.


> By the way, i'm not bragging about the rednecks.

good, because i wasnt being sarcastic. i dont believe in sarcasm, it's the seed of evil behind crime. im planning on making a website to boycott sarcasm, will you become a member and boycott with me?


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."

don't worry, even those of us who ultimately like Gravis think his statements are bigoted moronism. Don't take his bait.

NateBush Wrote:
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> stinkypoon Wrote:
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> > what i want to know is when the economy falls
> > apart and there are no more jobs, what will the
> > illegals do? some may go home, but this is a
> rich
> > country. can we expect huge crime waves, grand
> > theft, burglary, and robberies to incerease?
>
>
> Nice HWFO, who knows, maybe after they steal all
> our luxury vehicles that are so essential to our
> identity, they will bring out the guillotine and
> kill all the upper class who snubbed them


Oh man, that would be fucking awesome. I've always wanted to be a state of emergency, man I want to smash some people's face with a bat and run them over after stealing their own cars, then i will form a gang and we'll take in merchandise, and then get some food from food lion and shoot the ppl inside food lion

I do believe in sarcasm, i know it is the lowest form of wit, and i'll never boycott it.

NateBush Wrote:
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> I do believe in sarcasm, i know it is the lowest
> form of wit, and i'll never boycott it.


This Post is SOOOOOO awesome.

ferfux Wrote:
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> NateBush Wrote:
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> > I do believe in sarcasm, i know it is the
> lowest
> > form of wit, and i'll never boycott it.
>
>
> This Post is SOOOOOO awesome.


Self referencing is so 2006...

SPICS SUCK!!

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