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FCPD got bamboo shoots up they butts these days
Posted by:
Kevin Reynolds
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Date: September 07, 2020 10:34PM
Some dipshit tried to sell an illegal panda in Alexandria a couple years back. FCPD had to work with the USFWS and the Chinese Govt to return it and the incident was not released to the press. Until now...
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Re: FCPD got bamboo shoots up they butts these days
Posted by:
brodie bro bro
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Date: September 07, 2020 10:38PM
Our resident drug spammer's recent foray into exotic animal trafficking gave me a big ol brain fart back to a tipsy slip from an old pal
Re: FCPD got bamboo shoots up they butts these days
Posted by:
Joe exotic
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Date: September 07, 2020 10:38PM
Ghey
Re: FCPD got bamboo shoots up they butts these days
Posted by:
FXU-ki-leaks
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Date: September 08, 2020 12:09AM
very interesting
Re: FCPD got bamboo shoots up they butts these days
Posted by:
AlexHoole
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Date: November 26, 2020 01:46PM
Are you serious?? This is the first time I've heard this news...I didn't even think there are such assholes. I wonder who they were going to sell this Panda to...I love pandas, I think they are the cutest animals. I even have indoor bamboo and a great bamboo toothbrush at home :D I think if I had the chance I would buy a Panda and live with it at my house. It's a pity that people are so cruel to animals. I hope this person was punished by the law.
Re: FCPD got bamboo shoots up they butts these days
Posted by:
Trash Panda
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Date: November 26, 2020 02:01PM
Pandas are big and eat a shit ton. I suppose hippos are bigger though. Dirty money goes to some mighty strange novelties.
Raccoons are cuter and they have more personality than pandas.
Raccoons are cuter and they have more personality than pandas.
Re: FCPD got bamboo shoots up they butts these days
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Careful with that axe Eugene
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Date: November 26, 2020 02:06PM
Racoons will tear your Nigga ass up
Re: FCPD got bamboo shoots up they butts these days
Posted by:
No Knock Volzer
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Date: November 26, 2020 02:32PM
Careful with that axe Eugene Wrote:
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> Racoons will tear your Nigga ass up
Suicide by cop can be accomplished with a machete or a hatchet just as easily as a gun. Who would want to live under this fucked up system anyways?
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Fairfax Co. sheriff’s deputy charged with sexually assaulting inmate
The Associated Press
8 months ago
FAIRFAX, Va. (AP) — A Fairfax County sheriff’s deputy with a history of involvement in fatal incidents has been charged with sexually assaulting an inmate in his custody.
Fairfax City Police say 45-year-old Patrick D. McPartlin of Warrenton was arrested Tuesday and charged with object sexual penetration.
Police say McPartlin was taking a female inmate from the Fairfax County jail to the Loudoun County jail when the assault occurred in the county-owned vehicle issued to McPartlin.
Online court records do not list an attorney for McPartlin, who is being held without bond.
McPartlin has worked at the sheriff’s office for more than 20 years. In 2016, he fatally shot a hospital patient who was having a mental episode and wielding a metal sign post outside Inova Fairfax Hospital.
He was also part of a team of deputies in 2015 that used multiple shots from a stun gun to restrain another mentally ill inmate. Natasha McKenna died after receiving four Taser shots during a 15-minute struggle.
The Fairfax County Sheriff’s Office declined to comment, referring questions to Fairfax City Police.
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> Racoons will tear your Nigga ass up
Suicide by cop can be accomplished with a machete or a hatchet just as easily as a gun. Who would want to live under this fucked up system anyways?
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Fairfax Co. sheriff’s deputy charged with sexually assaulting inmate
The Associated Press
8 months ago
FAIRFAX, Va. (AP) — A Fairfax County sheriff’s deputy with a history of involvement in fatal incidents has been charged with sexually assaulting an inmate in his custody.
Fairfax City Police say 45-year-old Patrick D. McPartlin of Warrenton was arrested Tuesday and charged with object sexual penetration.
Police say McPartlin was taking a female inmate from the Fairfax County jail to the Loudoun County jail when the assault occurred in the county-owned vehicle issued to McPartlin.
Online court records do not list an attorney for McPartlin, who is being held without bond.
McPartlin has worked at the sheriff’s office for more than 20 years. In 2016, he fatally shot a hospital patient who was having a mental episode and wielding a metal sign post outside Inova Fairfax Hospital.
He was also part of a team of deputies in 2015 that used multiple shots from a stun gun to restrain another mentally ill inmate. Natasha McKenna died after receiving four Taser shots during a 15-minute struggle.
The Fairfax County Sheriff’s Office declined to comment, referring questions to Fairfax City Police.
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Date: November 27, 2020 01:52AM
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Date: November 30, 2020 10:27AM
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Date: November 30, 2020 09:43PM
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