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Best way to disable loud, annoying cars without getting caught?
Posted by:
Zoom-zoom
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Date: June 16, 2020 12:45AM
I don't wanna get my ass kicked, but on the other hand the cops don't seem to care...
There's gotta be a quick easy way to temporarily shut down the vehicles that race noisily up and down the pike and round & thru the neighborhood.
Outside of their volume, how safe is that shit? And who is setting them up with these electronic noisemakers? Maybe I should install a louder one.
There's gotta be a quick easy way to temporarily shut down the vehicles that race noisily up and down the pike and round & thru the neighborhood.
Outside of their volume, how safe is that shit? And who is setting them up with these electronic noisemakers? Maybe I should install a louder one.
Re: Best way to disable loud, annoying cars without getting caught?
Posted by:
Oijhgn
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Date: June 16, 2020 12:57AM
You could run a 3' high steel cable across the road...
Re: Best way to disable loud, annoying cars without getting caught?
Posted by:
Al the answer man
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Date: June 16, 2020 06:37AM
You could get a life and find something more important to worry about.
Re: Best way to disable loud, annoying cars without getting caught?
Posted by:
ouiji
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Date: June 16, 2020 06:47AM
With car alarms and cameras the not getting caught part is the trick.
Re: Best way to disable loud, annoying cars without getting caught?
Posted by:
Here's A Thought
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Date: June 16, 2020 07:18PM
.22 cal doesn't make much noise.
Re: Best way to disable loud, annoying cars without getting caught?
Posted by:
detective Seargent
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Date: June 16, 2020 07:21PM
Call INS
Re: Best way to disable loud, annoying cars without getting caught?
Posted by:
Twitty Bird
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Date: June 16, 2020 07:29PM
Watch Beverly Hills Cop
Re: Best way to disable loud, annoying cars without getting caught?
Posted by:
M9ULM
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Date: June 16, 2020 07:52PM
I'll tell you the same thing I tell my employees - assume that you are being recorded at ALL times. Because most of the time, you are. You are gonna be skulking around fucking with your neighbors' cars and discover that their Ring doorbells and other security cams have you on video.
Re: Best way to disable loud, annoying cars without getting caught?
Posted by:
Rock up the road
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Date: June 16, 2020 08:21PM
Big rocks in the road.
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Posted by:
Your Street
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Date: June 16, 2020 09:28PM
Let us know the street. I'll take a few passes through on my Harley.
Re: Best way to disable loud, annoying cars without getting caught?
Posted by:
Flibbity-flabbity
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Date: June 16, 2020 09:42PM
Potato up the exhaust pipe will stop the electronic farter in his tracks.
Re: Best way to disable loud, annoying cars without getting caught?
Posted by:
3 Choices
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Date: June 16, 2020 09:57PM
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Posted by:
Shooter McGhee
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Date: June 16, 2020 10:19PM
.177 caliber is silent.
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Posted by:
These birches be loud
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Date: June 16, 2020 10:26PM
HELLCAT!
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Re: Best way to disable loud, annoying cars without getting caught?
Posted by:
haha yeah
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Date: June 17, 2020 08:40AM
That's exactly the noise I'd like to STFU.
It's endless.
It's endless.
Re: Best way to disable loud, annoying cars without getting caught?
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Susan B.
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Date: June 17, 2020 11:10AM
I had a good idea but I don't know if it's illegal to give someone ideas on here.
It involved making fake social media accounts and posting inflammatory stuff online. If someone tries to dox you.. well..
It involved making fake social media accounts and posting inflammatory stuff online. If someone tries to dox you.. well..
Re: Best way to disable loud, annoying cars without getting caught?
Posted by:
Billy Fatass
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Date: June 17, 2020 12:21PM
Your Street Wrote:
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> Let us know the street. I'll take a few passes
> through on my Harley.
Then it'll break down and all will be silent but for the cursing and yelling of a drunk redneck.
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> Let us know the street. I'll take a few passes
> through on my Harley.
Then it'll break down and all will be silent but for the cursing and yelling of a drunk redneck.
Re: Best way to disable loud, annoying cars without getting caught?
Posted by:
haha yeah
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Date: June 17, 2020 08:37PM
Susan B. Wrote:
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> I had a good idea but I don't know if it's illegal
> to give someone ideas on here.
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> It involved making fake social media accounts and
> posting inflammatory stuff online. If someone
> tries to dox you.. well..
You are WAY too self censuring for FFXU.
This place has never been too worried about much about appropriate let alone legal!
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> I had a good idea but I don't know if it's illegal
> to give someone ideas on here.
>
> It involved making fake social media accounts and
> posting inflammatory stuff online. If someone
> tries to dox you.. well..
You are WAY too self censuring for FFXU.
This place has never been too worried about much about appropriate let alone legal!
Re: Best way to disable loud, annoying cars without getting caught?
Posted by:
Carfart
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Date: June 18, 2020 06:33PM
Re: Best way to disable loud, annoying cars without getting caught?
Posted by:
Fa Kinae
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Date: June 18, 2020 11:41PM
Carfart Wrote:
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> https://www.carscoops.com/2020/05/angry-neighbor-a
> llegedly-uses-expanding-foam-to-silence-mustangs-n
> oisy-exhaust/
That's fucking SWEET! Awesome!
Great idea!
Easy to do on a busy parking lot or
Quick work in the dark!!
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> https://www.carscoops.com/2020/05/angry-neighbor-a
> llegedly-uses-expanding-foam-to-silence-mustangs-n
> oisy-exhaust/
That's fucking SWEET! Awesome!
Great idea!
Easy to do on a busy parking lot or
Quick work in the dark!!
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Re: Best way to disable loud, annoying cars without getting caught?
Posted by:
That shit is dope
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Date: June 19, 2020 12:07AM
Unless that shit burns out, that looks like a fun way to take the baseball cards outta their spokes.
How many old fuckers wouldn't luv to rattle the windows of anyone nearby. I hate the disruptive impact on quiet, but if I were driving it, I'd be boning up every time I'd hit the gas!!
How many old fuckers wouldn't luv to rattle the windows of anyone nearby. I hate the disruptive impact on quiet, but if I were driving it, I'd be boning up every time I'd hit the gas!!
Re: Best way to disable loud, annoying cars without getting caught?
Posted by:
Clean up that mess?
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Date: June 19, 2020 08:32AM
Would that be cleanable or would that require replacement?
Would the car start? Wouldn't that shit blow out with a couple of good revs?
Would the car start? Wouldn't that shit blow out with a couple of good revs?
Re: Best way to disable loud, annoying cars without getting caught?
Posted by:
UVW9N
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Date: June 19, 2020 10:44AM
Clean up that mess? Wrote:
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> Would that be cleanable or would that require
> replacement?
>
> Would the car start? Wouldn't that shit blow out
> with a couple of good revs?
Yes No Yes, but it wouldn't run No
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> Would that be cleanable or would that require
> replacement?
>
> Would the car start? Wouldn't that shit blow out
> with a couple of good revs?
Yes No Yes, but it wouldn't run No
Re: Best way to disable loud, annoying cars without getting caught?
Posted by:
Your pal Gerry
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Date: June 19, 2020 12:41PM
Hey Karen,
Why don't you write a strongly worded letter and set it on fire.
Move to a different place
Buy ear plugs
Turn up the TV
Why don't you write a strongly worded letter and set it on fire.
Move to a different place
Buy ear plugs
Turn up the TV
Re: Best way to disable loud, annoying cars without getting caught?
Posted by:
mouth foamer
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Date: June 19, 2020 01:27PM
Clean up that mess? Wrote:
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> Would that be cleanable or would that require
> replacement?
Cleanable
>
> Would the car start?
Probably since it's likely not air tight, would run like shit.
Wouldn't that shit blow out
> with a couple of good revs?
Nope, that insulation foam stuff really sticks and is a PITA to clean. You have to cut it up with a knife or drill just go get it out.
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> Would that be cleanable or would that require
> replacement?
Cleanable
>
> Would the car start?
Probably since it's likely not air tight, would run like shit.
Wouldn't that shit blow out
> with a couple of good revs?
Nope, that insulation foam stuff really sticks and is a PITA to clean. You have to cut it up with a knife or drill just go get it out.
Re: Best way to disable loud, annoying cars without getting caught?
Posted by:
Really?
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Date: June 19, 2020 02:39PM
Only pussies fuck with another man’s car. I hate them too, but don’t take the libcuck route.
Re: Best way to disable loud, annoying cars without getting caught?
Posted by:
Really?
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Date: June 19, 2020 02:41PM
I just give them this salute....
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Posted by:
haha yeah
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Date: June 19, 2020 11:24PM
Really? Wrote:
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> Only pussies fuck with another man’s car. I hate
> them too, but don’t take the libcuck route.
The problem here is that a lotta bitches be rockin the fart cars.
Why?
Glass is so dark, ya can't see who's driving. When the door opens, 1st ya see the legs, then the ass, then the face. Car looks good, legs look good, but... the ass and face made me search the sky for anything.
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> Only pussies fuck with another man’s car. I hate
> them too, but don’t take the libcuck route.
The problem here is that a lotta bitches be rockin the fart cars.
Why?
Glass is so dark, ya can't see who's driving. When the door opens, 1st ya see the legs, then the ass, then the face. Car looks good, legs look good, but... the ass and face made me search the sky for anything.