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Fairfax County Parks Reopen this Weekend- Shit Show
Posted by: Shit Show in Progress ()
Date: May 21, 2020 01:30PM

Get ready for the shit show like no other as people pack Fairfax County parks this weekend.

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Re: Fairfax County Parks Reopen this Weekend- Shit Show
Posted by: uhhh what? ()
Date: May 21, 2020 01:37PM

Parks have been open and packed, only difference now is you can use the parking lot. Because you know, parking on the street covid away, stfu and obey the science.

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Re: Fairfax County Parks Reopen this Weekend- Shit Show
Posted by: uhhh what? ()
Date: May 21, 2020 01:37PM

keeps covid away*

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Re: Fairfax County Parks Reopen this Weekend- Shit Show
Posted by: mmmmahhhhdiii ()
Date: May 21, 2020 01:40PM

exactly

the parks been open

but some people obey the stay at home order like good little slaves so they don't know that

whatever these perverted hollywood actors tell you to do, you do

all you covid 19 zombies should kill yourself...or leave the country

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Re: Fairfax County Parks Reopen this Weekend- Shit Show
Posted by: This shutdown is a shit show ()
Date: May 21, 2020 01:44PM

Don’t worry, the playgrounds, basketball and volleyball courts will remain closed.

That’s why so many New Yorkers died. Florida closed the volleyball courts but apparently New York nursing homes didn’t.

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Re: Fairfax County Parks Reopen this Weekend- Shit Show
Posted by: Geriatric ()
Date: May 21, 2020 02:01PM

This shutdown is a shit show Wrote:
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> Don’t worry, the playgrounds, basketball and
> volleyball courts will remain closed.
>
> That’s why so many New Yorkers died. Florida
> closed the volleyball courts but apparently New
> York nursing homes didn’t.


Old people play volleyball, basketball and hang out on the playground. That's funny because I have never seen those at the many nursing homes I have been to.

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Re: Fairfax County Parks Reopen this Weekend- Shit Show
Posted by: Old and in the way ()
Date: May 21, 2020 02:36PM

Make sense if you can walk to the park (and back) and do these physical activities and your 75+ years old,there a fairly good chance you might not need services of a nursing home...

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Re: Fairfax County Parks Reopen this Weekend- Shit Show
Posted by: workernotaslacker ()
Date: May 21, 2020 02:57PM

I have been using the Fairfax County park system like I always do. No change.

I also have been at work every single day since February 10. In a building with over a 1000 employees that are coming in to work. I haven't changed hardly a thing about my life or daily practices. I think people that are locked down at home don't realize that roughly 30% of the NOVA work force is still actually driving in to work. If the virus was that contagious or deadly you would think myself or some of my co-workers would have it by now.

It think a total of 4-5 people in our building have tested positive but they were all asymptomatic. I don't personally know a single person that has tested positive.

Get out of the house and have some fun. There is a 99%+ survival rate. And chances are pretty good you are not going to get it anyway.

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Re: Fairfax County Parks Reopen this Weekend- Shit Show
Posted by: Get Back to Infecting Everybody ()
Date: May 21, 2020 06:12PM

This shutdown is a shit show Wrote:
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> Don’t worry, the playgrounds, basketball and
> volleyball courts will remain closed.
>
> That’s why so many New Yorkers died. Florida
> closed the volleyball courts but apparently New
> York nursing homes didn’t.

Once the parking lots are back open people will be on the playgrounds, basketball and volleyball courts like there was never any virus.

The idiots think Reopening = All is clear and no more covid.

We'll see a worse second wave soon.

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Re: Fairfax County Parks Reopen this Weekend- Shit Show
Posted by: This shutdown is a shit show ()
Date: May 21, 2020 11:18PM

Get Back to Infecting Everybody Wrote:
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> This shutdown is a shit show Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Don’t worry, the playgrounds, basketball and
> > volleyball courts will remain closed.
> >
> > That’s why so many New Yorkers died. Florida
> > closed the volleyball courts but apparently New
> > York nursing homes didn’t.
>
> Once the parking lots are back open people will be
> on the playgrounds, basketball and volleyball
> courts like there was never any virus.
>
> The idiots think Reopening = All is clear and no
> more covid.
>
> We'll see a worse second wave soon.

Yeah, just like Georgia’s second wave we were warned about a month ago.

No one is dying from hitting a volleyball back and forth. Old/sick people are dying because Cuomo insisted on nursing homes accepting sick people who would then spread it to everyone else in the facility.

Closing basketball courts has saved roughly zero lives.

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Re: Fairfax County Parks Reopen this Weekend- Shit Show
Posted by: Cottage Connie ()
Date: May 22, 2020 04:42AM

Just because the parks are open, undoubtedly, VGH will attempt another Military Members Special.

Make no mistake. For a special price, VGH will torture your member until you scream "Uncle!"

Save your stimulus sheckels!
Look me up. Mycn staff will have you grinning.

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Re: Fairfax County Parks Reopen this Weekend- Shit Show
Posted by: Life got ya down? ()
Date: May 22, 2020 07:13AM

Get Back to Infecting Everybody Wrote:
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> This shutdown is a shit show Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Don’t worry, the playgrounds, basketball and
> > volleyball courts will remain closed.
> >
> > That’s why so many New Yorkers died. Florida
> > closed the volleyball courts but apparently New
> > York nursing homes didn’t.
>
> Once the parking lots are back open people will be
> on the playgrounds, basketball and volleyball
> courts like there was never any virus.
>
> The idiots think Reopening = All is clear and no
> more covid.
>
> We'll see a worse second wave soon.


You are one gloomy motherfucker.

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Re: Fairfax County Parks Reopen this Weekend- Shit Show
Posted by: VGH Manager ()
Date: May 22, 2020 07:29AM

Cottage Connie Wrote:
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> Just because the parks are open, undoubtedly, VGH
> will attempt another Military Members Special.
>
> Make no mistake. For a special price, VGH will
> torture your member until you scream "Uncle!"
>
> Save your stimulus sheckels!
> Look me up. Mycn staff will have you grinning.


STFU you washed up old hag!

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Re: Fairfax County Parks Reopen this Weekend- Shit Show
Posted by: Doing it the smart way ()
Date: May 22, 2020 10:11AM

workernotaslacker Wrote:
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> Get out of the house and have some fun. There is
> a 99%+ survival rate.

Only if you accept the argument that the virus spread has been more widespread than the reports indicate. Last numbers I've seen indicate the death rate in Virginia is around 3% which is slightly lower than both the U.S. and world wide reported rates. That is deaths alone. There are also those whose long term health may have been compromised by the disease. Within the past month we have seen information that children who had the disease suffered symptoms similar to Kawasaki disease. It seems to be worse in Asian countries, but it has hit here.

It is possible to go out and have some fun without significantly increasing the chances of contracting corona if precautions are taken. I too have continued working throughout the corona outbreak. I too have been regularly using Fairfax parks for recreation. I too have been to stores and have met up with friends. I have not been doing so in a business as usual manner. If you have you are not only putting yourself at risk (your call). You also are putting those who you have been in contact with at risk (not your call).

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Re: Fairfax County Parks Reopen this Weekend- Shit Show
Posted by: Sadly, no one cares about you ()
Date: May 22, 2020 10:22AM

Doing it the smart way Wrote:
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> workernotaslacker Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Get out of the house and have some fun. There
> is
> > a 99%+ survival rate.
>
> Only if you accept the argument that the virus
> spread has been more widespread than the reports
> indicate. Last numbers I've seen indicate the
> death rate in Virginia is around 3% which is
> slightly lower than both the U.S. and world wide
> reported rates. That is deaths alone. There are
> also those whose long term health may have been
> compromised by the disease. Within the past month
> we have seen information that children who had the
> disease suffered symptoms similar to Kawasaki
> disease. It seems to be worse in Asian countries,
> but it has hit here.
>
> It is possible to go out and have some fun without
> significantly increasing the chances of
> contracting corona if precautions are taken. I
> too have continued working throughout the corona
> outbreak. I too have been regularly using Fairfax
> parks for recreation. I too have been to stores
> and have met up with friends. I have not been
> doing so in a business as usual manner. If you
> have you are not only putting yourself at risk
> (your call). You also are putting those who you
> have been in contact with at risk (not your call).

Maybe you should get out more. The death rate in Virginia is .0014% of the overall population. It isn't even the leading cause of death in the state. The FACT that the virus is more widespread isn't just a 'premise'. This is proven as the number of tests goes up, leading to an (ever-dwindling) increase in the number of cases, but not in the death rates, which are falling.

Stay home. No one gives a fuck whether you venture outside or not. The rest of us are out and about and loving life.

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Re: Fairfax County Parks Reopen this Weekend- Shit Show
Posted by: ass stats ()
Date: May 22, 2020 10:26AM

Doing it the smart way Wrote:
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> workernotaslacker Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Get out of the house and have some fun. There
> is
> > a 99%+ survival rate.
>
> Only if you accept the argument that the virus
> spread has been more widespread than the reports
> indicate. Last numbers I've seen indicate the
> death rate in Virginia is around 3% which is
> slightly lower than both the U.S. and world wide
> reported rates. That is deaths alone. There are
> also those whose long term health may have been
> compromised by the disease. Within the past month
> we have seen information that children who had the
> disease suffered symptoms similar to Kawasaki
> disease. It seems to be worse in Asian countries,
> but it has hit here.
>
> It is possible to go out and have some fun without
> significantly increasing the chances of
> contracting corona if precautions are taken. I
> too have continued working throughout the corona
> outbreak. I too have been regularly using Fairfax
> parks for recreation. I too have been to stores
> and have met up with friends. I have not been
> doing so in a business as usual manner. If you
> have you are not only putting yourself at risk
> (your call). You also are putting those who you
> have been in contact with at risk (not your call).

Did you pull that 3% death rate stat out of your anus or vagina?

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Re: Fairfax County Parks Reopen this Weekend- Shit Show
Posted by: ass stats ()
Date: May 22, 2020 10:31AM

https://www.bing.com/covid/local/virginia_unitedstates

Fatal cases : 1,072

VA population : 8.5m

3% of 8.5m means over a quarter million people in VA have died from covid, you must listen to CNN.

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Re: Fairfax County Parks Reopen this Weekend- Shit Show
Posted by: your ass stats ()
Date: May 22, 2020 10:44AM

My numbers are a day old, but are close enough

Death Rate:
Fatal cases: 1,041
Total cases: 32,145
Death rate: 3.238%

You must listen to Hannity

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Re: Fairfax County Parks Reopen this Weekend- Shit Show
Posted by: libs hate science, facts, & math ()
Date: May 22, 2020 11:56AM

your ass stats Wrote:
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> My numbers are a day old, but are close enough
>
> Death Rate:
> Fatal cases: 1,041
> Total cases: 32,145
> Death rate: 3.238%
>
> You must listen to Hannity


Studies show the infection rate of the Wuhan Flu is anywhere from 8% to 22% of the total population.

If we use an averaged infection rate of 15% then we get total number of infected Virginians = 1.3 million

Total deaths from Wuhan Flu in Virgina = 1041 (assuming your number given)

Mortality Rate of Wuhan Flu in Virginia = 0.08%

Live in fear. It suits you.

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Re: Fairfax County Parks Reopen this Weekend- Shit Show
Posted by: Trumptards hate science & facts ()
Date: May 22, 2020 12:32PM

Guess you missed the part about "Only if you accept the argument that the virus spread has been more widespread than the reports indicate." Guess you also missed the part where I said "I too have continued working throughout the corona outbreak. I too have been regularly using Fairfax parks for recreation. I too have been to stores and have met up with friends." Then again there is a lot that you have missed.

I'm living. I am just living smart.

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Re: Fairfax County Parks Reopen this Weekend- Shit Show
Posted by: but, you aren't ()
Date: May 22, 2020 12:45PM

Doing it the smart way Wrote:
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> You also are putting those who you
> have been in contact with at risk (not your call).

It actually is my call. May not be a cool one, but it is still my call.

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Re: Fairfax County Parks Reopen this Weekend- Shit Show
Posted by: Thats Because ()
Date: May 22, 2020 12:49PM

>Closing basketball courts has saved roughly zero lives.

Stinkball lovers can bounce their stinkballs anywhere people spit shit or piss and then go to KFC grab that chicken and eat it without washing the hands

And they do everyday , that's why NYC and everywhere stinkballs are bounced and KFC is near is so filled with virus

You would think some Democrat would invent stinkball gloves , but "What Difference Does It Make " says Hillary , they would not wait to take them off to get the lips on that tasty fried bird

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Re: Fairfax County Parks Reopen this Weekend- Shit Show
Posted by: Common Sense Beats Science ()
Date: May 22, 2020 01:18PM

Common sense says stay away from people no stinkball games or any kind even with pointed kneeing unamerican stinkballs with others

No gay pile on games or mostly naked 3 to 5 day beard wrestling matches between men

Female bikini and wet T shirt contests staying 6 feet away from one another are seen as safe events as long as the straight non libtard beer drinking crowd stays 12 feet from one another with no more then 10 at the bachelors party

Cover that virus spuming face in areas near people or inside anywhere other then your slummy apartment you rent with 6 illegals if your a FXU libtard , again as Hillary says "What Difference Does It Make " and you will do everything she says with glee , even if the order was to allow her to sit on your face

And when you go to KFC , wash those stinkball bouncing hands libtards

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Re: Fairfax County Parks Reopen this Weekend- Shit Show
Posted by: Dunn Loring douche bag speaks ()
Date: May 22, 2020 01:52PM

Trumptards hate science & facts Wrote:
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> Guess you missed the part about "Only if you
> accept the argument that the virus spread has been
> more widespread than the reports indicate." Guess
> you also missed the part where I said "I too have
> continued working throughout the corona outbreak.
> I too have been regularly using Fairfax parks for
> recreation. I too have been to stores and have met
> up with friends." Then again there is a lot that
> you have missed.
>
> I'm living. I am just living smart.


And yet, I'm not the douche bag here trying to sell the mortality rate of 3%. You're that douche bag. You've done it 3 times now. Even after others have shot down your "premise" as beyond retarded. You're neither living nor smart. You're just a lib too scared of life to move forward. Like I said, stay inside, we don't miss you out here gramps.

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Re: Fairfax County Parks Reopen this Weekend- Shit Show
Posted by: Burke lake=illegals ()
Date: May 23, 2020 07:42AM

Feel sorry for the homeowners near Burke lake....they paid alllll this $$$$ for a great house, only to see illegals and dot heads jamming up the streets!

Sad!

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Re: Fairfax County Parks Reopen this Weekend- Shit Show
Posted by: 3% agreed upon by fearmongers ()
Date: May 23, 2020 09:19AM

If the mortality rate was anywhere close to 3% I would have sheltered in place. Instead I have gone out everyday and never worn a mask.

The 3% number was as scientific as determining unemployment rates by polling the homeless.

Acknowledging a mortality rate is inflated if you only test the most symptomatic isn’t a premise to accept, it’s common sense.

If you cite bogus statistics then don’t pretend science is on your side.

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Re: Fairfax County Parks Reopen this Weekend- Shit Show
Posted by: Dr. Killdare ()
Date: May 23, 2020 10:51AM

Even Dr. Birx, head of the government's effort, doesn't trust the numbers coming from the CDC....

https://www.independentsentinel.com/dr-birx-doesnt-trust-cdc-numbers-thinks-numbers-are-inflated-by-25/


And the mortality rate is inflated due to how the numbers are counted (suspected Wuhan Flu deaths are counted as Wuhan Flu deaths, without any verification)....

https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/nvss/coronavirus/Alert-1-Guidance-for-Certifying-COVID-19-Deaths.pdf

and due to the economic incentives, stashed inside the CARES Act, that add an additional 20% to categorize hospitalizations and treatments as Wuhan Flu related....

https://www.aha.org/advisory/2020-04-16-coronavirus-update-cms-releases-guidance-implementing-cares-act-provisions


The verifiable total number of dead killed directly by the Wuhan Flu (with no pre-existing morbidity conditions) is somewhere south of 40,000. If you take out the elderly, it's south of 10,000.

These are the just the facts. Make of them what you will.

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Re: Fairfax County Parks Reopen this Weekend- Shit Show
Posted by: npvvn ()
Date: May 23, 2020 11:39AM

your ass stats Wrote:
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> My numbers are a day old, but are close enough
>
> Death Rate:
> Fatal cases: 1,041
> Total cases: 32,145
> Death rate: 3.238%
>
> You must listen to Hannity

Dude. That is a fucking absurd way of looking at it. Look at the CDC'S OWN DATA

https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/hcp/planning-scenarios.html
Attachments:
cdcdata.jpg

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