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Burke Lake Rd Experiences
Posted by: wow ()
Date: April 16, 2010 10:50AM

Has anyone else have had negative experiences driving in Burke Lake Rd, right in front of Kings Park center.

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Re: Burke Lake Rd Experiences
Posted by: Elle Diabla ()
Date: April 16, 2010 11:12AM

Yes, one time a poltergeist entered my vehicle and drove me into a tree.

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Re: Burke Lake Rd Experiences
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: April 16, 2010 11:15AM

Did it enter you with it's fist? Because I heard from a credible source that a fist was involved in the most recent tree related accident...

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Re: Burke Lake Rd Experiences
Posted by: Johnny Walker ()
Date: April 16, 2010 11:17AM

Elle Diabla Wrote:
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> Yes, one time a poltergeist entered my vehicle and
> drove me into a tree.


That is without a doubt a terrifying spirit that you wouldn't want to bump into at night.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/16/2010 11:17AM by Johnny Walker.

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Re: Burke Lake Rd Experiences
Posted by: Elle Diabla ()
Date: April 16, 2010 11:48AM

Gonads & Strife Wrote:
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> Did it enter you with it's fist? Because I heard
> from a credible source that a fist was involved in
> the most recent tree related accident...


The poltergeist took control of my gas pedal!

then it turned the station to Karen Carpenter singing All Because of You.

I highly recommend avoidance of the entire area!

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Re: Burke Lake Rd Experiences
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: April 16, 2010 11:55AM

Were you in a Toyota? Because if you were there might be a recall on that poltergeist. It's supposed to turn the station to Turning Japanese by The Vapors, not Karen Carpenter. That's the first sign that you've got yourself a defective poltergeist right there.

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Re: Burke Lake Rd Experiences
Posted by: Elle Diabla ()
Date: April 16, 2010 12:21PM

Ho damn! Yes, I was in a Toyota! My particular vehicle is not part of the missile Toyotas, but still!

This is terrifying, but then the poltergeist made me look into the light & this drunk old bat appeared and I don't remember anything else.
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Re: Burke Lake Rd Experiences
Posted by: L Ron Hubbard ()
Date: April 16, 2010 12:41PM

wow Wrote:
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> Has anyone else have had negative experiences
> driving in Burke Lake Rd, right in front of Kings
> Park center.



It sounds like your reactive mind is filled with engrams. I suggest reading this bestselling book; it will save your life.



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Re: Burke Lake Rd Experiences
Posted by: Really Wow ()
Date: April 16, 2010 05:04PM

I once dropped my bagel while driving to work on Burke Lake Rd, right in front of Kings Park center. I was traumatized.

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Re: Burke Lake Rd Experiences
Posted by: Scott ()
Date: April 17, 2010 02:10PM

Anybody remember when Burke Lake Road went over the train tracks before they re-aligned it?

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Re: Burke Lake Rd Experiences
Posted by: Tim45 ()
Date: April 17, 2010 05:58PM

wow Wrote:
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> Has anyone else have had negative experiences
> driving in Burke Lake Rd, right in front of Kings
> Park center.

Maybe you were off by a block. At Rolling Road and Parliment Drive there was a serious accident involving a Fairfax Police car Friday night.

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Re: Burke Lake Rd Experiences
Posted by: Cold ()
Date: April 17, 2010 06:15PM

wow Wrote:
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> Has anyone else have had negative experiences
> driving in Burke Lake Rd, right in front of Kings
> Park center.


Not since I reconstructed my tinfoil hat and made sure it always points north.

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Re: Burke Lake Rd Experiences
Posted by: totuan ()
Date: April 17, 2010 07:29PM

Elle Diabla Wrote:
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> Yes, one time a poltergeist entered my vehicle and
> drove me into a tree.


Same thing happened to me!

I hired an exorcist to get rid of it but I didn't pay him so it got repossessed.

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Re: Burke Lake Rd Experiences
Posted by: Elle Diabla ()
Date: April 17, 2010 10:43PM

AAHAHAHAHAHA

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Re: Burke Lake Rd Experiences
Posted by: walker ()
Date: April 19, 2010 10:15AM

Scott Wrote:
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> Anybody remember when Burke Lake Road went over
> the train tracks before they re-aligned it?


Yeah, I do.

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