I love when guys who are married to fat pigs put down a woman's looks. Most of you married guys would take her up in a second if she dropped to her knees.

You guys Wrote:
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> I love when guys who are married to fat pigs put
> down a woman's looks. Most of you married guys
> would take her up in a second if she dropped to
> her knees.

It takes more than implants, botox, and a tanning booth to make a well rounded person. She may be hot now, but she'd better keep a close eye on JP. Once she pushes out a kid or two or simply starts missing some gym sessions, JP's eyes are going to start wandering faster than than a three year old in a candy store.

As for me, I prefer the full package my wife provides, not the enhanced eye-candy of a vapid post-sorority girl.

I prefer the full package my wife offers, too. But I would have to fuck the hell out of her (for two minutes).

I prefer my wife.... Period.

Why do they call it strange? Here is a new acronym. OAOOT.


Any guesses?

cowboy Todd allegedly posted from a picnic table on the Outer Banks,"What exactly is this site? Whining fat, stay at home moms who have been cheated on and gay guys bitching about someone they dont even know?"

This is to verbose for the slacked jawed yokel

Wonder if the rich junkies ever threw a dime Cowboy Todd's way?

Discuss

She can take all that money she is going to get from her divorce with JP to get some acting lessons.

it's a man! Wrote:
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> She can take all that money she is going to get
> from her divorce with JP to get some acting
> lessons.

She's almost 30. Not worth the investment because she won't be marketable in three or four years.

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I thought she was just his whore of a girlfriend.

Every time she speaks, it just further cements the fact that her IQ is all of about 80.

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This is a totally cringe-worthy video. I'd venture the IQ level here is in the mid-60's.

I can see a one-night stand with 'Jessie Jessie' - but leaving your wife, kids and half your net worth for this?

Truly embarrassing!!

i think she's a few years past 30.

Maybe it is too much time in the tanning booth, but from her face I'd put her in her mid-30s. There is some wear showing there.

The other chick is better.

The real key to a womans age is her hands.....they can't hide their hands with makeup...gloves yes.

and the blonde is 100 times better

I thought they were trying to be funny. They don't really talk like that in real life? They don't go to their gym in them get ups do they? Do they have chafing problems?

cute, fun girls for a party or hook up for a week long spring break-but thats about it. I had them college, on spring breaks like up at Killington or in Negril-hell I can still remember those parties. All those girls are to a married man is trouble. JP probably didnt have those type girls in college and had not gotten them out of his system. He found them too late in life.

Now his life and the life of his kids is changed forever over that girl-and yah she is just a girl pathetic story will only get worse-too late in life cost him and will always cost him. Cakes and Lurch know better

bobafeet Wrote:
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> cute, fun girls for a party or hook up for a week
> long spring break-but thats about it. I had them
> college, on spring breaks like up at Killington or
> in Negril-hell I can still remember those
> parties. All those girls are to a married man is
> trouble. JP probably didnt have those type girls
> in college and had not gotten them out of his
> system. He found them too late in life.
>
> Now his life and the life of his kids is changed
> forever over that girl-and yah she is just a girl
> pathetic story will only get worse-too late in
> life cost him and will always cost him. Cakes and
> Lurch know better


you are spot on. JP probably never had that type of girl, ever. I hope those glutes are worth it.

What's the pool on who gets divorced next. EB? Lurch...nah, not Lurch, he likes his money too much.

Yeah they're no spring chickens anymore they need new age appropriate shtick.

Howard stern can do it and get away with it. These jokers never had it, never will.

Hay Zeus Wrote:
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> i think she's a few years past 30.


It's the tanning. When this news first broke, she was 28. If she's 30, it's just barely.

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> What's the pool on who gets divorced next. EB?
> Lurch...nah, not Lurch, he likes his money too
> much.


I really don't get the Lurch thing. Maybe he has some sort of "arrangement" with the wife, but it sounds like he spends every night at the bar. It sounds like he sucks as a husband and father, so why put up with it?

As for EB, if he's creeping, he strikes me as the kind of guy who would do it on the lowdown. No over-the-top chicks. Just someone better than his nasty Margaret Cho of a wife on the side.

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WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> I really don't get the Lurch thing. Maybe he has
> some sort of "arrangement" with the wife, but it
> sounds like he spends every night at the bar. It
> sounds like he sucks as a husband and father, so
> why put up with it?

He either puts on a huge act, or he's a terrible parent.

>
> As for EB, if he's creeping, he strikes me as the
> kind of guy who would do it on the lowdown. No
> over-the-top chicks.

The over-the-top part of his life is the massive porno collection

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Lando System Wrote:
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>
> >
> > What's the pool on who gets divorced next. EB?
>
> > Lurch...nah, not Lurch, he likes his money too
> > much.
>
>
> I really don't get the Lurch thing. Maybe he has
> some sort of "arrangement" with the wife, but it
> sounds like he spends every night at the bar. It
> sounds like he sucks as a husband and father, so
> why put up with it?
>
> As for EB, if he's creeping, he strikes me as the
> kind of guy who would do it on the lowdown. No
> over-the-top chicks. Just someone better than his
> nasty Margaret Cho of a wife on the side.


His wife is nasty and annoying, note the windows commericial. If he is cheating The wife isn't going to complain. She's in it for the financial security not the alimony.

who's better at self promotion jessi or meade?

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Lando System Wrote:
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> >
> > What's the pool on who gets divorced next. EB?
>
> > Lurch...nah, not Lurch, he likes his money too
> > much.
>
>
> I really don't get the Lurch thing. Maybe he has
> some sort of "arrangement" with the wife, but it
> sounds like he spends every night at the bar. It
> sounds like he sucks as a husband and father, so
> why put up with it?
>
> As for EB, if he's creeping, he strikes me as the
> kind of guy who would do it on the lowdown. No
> over-the-top chicks. Just someone better than his
> nasty Margaret Cho of a wife on the side.


Lurch is definitely a cheater and has been doing it for some time. If his wife knows, she must be ok with it.

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the latin donkey Wrote:
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> who's better at self promotion jessi or meade?
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>


Meade is better known with less to work with, so I say Meade.

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Lando System Wrote:

> you are spot on. JP probably never had that type
> of girl, ever. I hope those glutes are worth it.
>
>
> What's the pool on who gets divorced next. EB?
> Lurch...nah, not Lurch, he likes his money too
> much.


Almost no guy has had this type of girl. I can understand how JP got sucked in, she is super hot.

My GF is not close to Jesse...I won't be one of those guys that pretends I'll get a Jesse.

Just being a sudo celebrity seems to pay off in terms of getting females.

Jessica boughers - poor girl has always been chasing her 15 minutes of fame, and sadly never gets it? Even as a redskins cheerleader she was kicked off the team for stealing from the captain. Strangely enough she keeps bragging how she was a cheerleader, but forgets to mention she stole the captains brad and underware from an apt they shared. She also never graduated college, but claims too???
Then she enters the would of fitness modeling... Again she was kicked off the team by her trainer and sadly if you see her scores she only ranks 10th and below, but likes to claim she is a professional fitness model that can't even rank in the top 5? She's def been around the block, but to mention the list would turn some stomachs. She will never get her 15 minutes because she's unprofessional and tries to screw everyone that tries to give her a shot.
I seriously doubt her marriage will last as when I knew her she was juggling at least 5 different men at once- 3 of them being married.
Lets just say you can't promote yourself on the web with lies and expect no one to say anything. She's a sad wanna be pageant girl with a a distorted view on reality and lies about everything she has supposedly accomplished.
Very strange chick

Silly

Jp is the worst part of the show. I hope his new whore cheats on him

He looks like a retard...and she looks like a budget porn star.

God bless them both for saving two other people from those bullets.

http://www.bugehoobs.com/jessica-boughers/

Man jaw but would love to explore her anus.
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I'd smash