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Dead Boomer in Fairfax Succumbs to Millenial Virus.
Posted by: Bye bye Boomers ()
Date: March 21, 2020 07:06PM

Yeah, that poor chump was overtaken by you little pukes.

Virginia's 3rd is Fairfax County's 1st of Many More!!!


God, when you fat ass boomers begin to drop, ya gonna set off seimographs in Denmark!!!

I for one can't wait!

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Re: Dead Boomer in Fairfax Succumbs to Millenial Virus.
Posted by: Lol at your future ()
Date: March 21, 2020 07:50PM

I can only laugh at the type of world your you and your kind will be living in without adults around to hand teddy bears to you millennial snowflakes.


Lolz!

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Re: Dead Boomer in Fairfax Succumbs to Millenial Virus.
Posted by: Participation Award ()
Date: March 21, 2020 09:35PM

You boomer assholes.

You hibernate in your jobs.

You embrace antiquity.

Die, will ya?

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Re: Dead Boomer in Fairfax Succumbs to Millenial Virus.
Posted by: Millennial sissies ()
Date: March 21, 2020 11:37PM

^^^

Says the generation that eats tide-pods. Yea, your bright.


Lolz!

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Re: Dead Boomer in Fairfax Succumbs to Millenial Virus.
Posted by: Got tough to survive ()
Date: March 21, 2020 11:51PM

Participation Award Wrote:
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> You boomer assholes.
>
> You hibernate in your jobs.
>
> You embrace antiquity.
>
> Die, will ya?


Ironic name. Boomers were the last generation that had to scrap and fight to get recognition. It was the boomers younger cousins who were the first recipients of participation awards.

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Re: Dead Boomer in Fairfax Succumbs to Millenial Virus.
Posted by: Slack attack ()
Date: March 22, 2020 11:32AM

What ever will you shit stain millenials do if the boomers all die off? You may have to grow up an support yourself! Yeah I know it sounds hard but as in nature if the host dies the parasite is soon to follow. Remember when you had to think about moving out of Mom's basement and get your own place when you turned 35? Yep it's scary shit being a grown-up. Maybe it's about time to man up!

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Re: Dead Boomer in Fairfax Succumbs to Millenial Virus.
Posted by: Not so bright ()
Date: March 22, 2020 11:56AM

Millennial sissies Wrote:
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> ^^^
>
> Says the generation that eats tide-pods. Yea, your
> bright.
>
>
> Lolz!

It's you're* dumbass

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Re: Dead Boomer in Fairfax Succumbs to Millenial Virus.
Posted by: nancy's district in doo doo ()
Date: March 22, 2020 12:30PM

I knew this guy. He was a lib. In fact, when you look at where the virus is hitting, it's the liberal meccas. And just wait till the homeless in SF start spreading it. Geez, that city will become a wasteland in 1 month.

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Re: Dead Boomer in Fairfax Succumbs to Millenial Virus.
Posted by: Hopefully ()
Date: March 22, 2020 02:00PM

The dead guy voted Democrat and is fully experiencing the diversity of open borders globalism liberaliam and socialism with hoards of immigrants we never needed with lots of airline love thrown in from flights from China while his Democratic friends in Congress were consumed with insane hate of President Trump trying to get rid of him instead of creating legislation of virus preventive laws back in January 2020

ALL BECAUSE SHE LOST DEMOCRATS LOST THEIR MINDS NOW AMERICANS LOSE THIR LIVES

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Re: Dead Boomer in Fairfax Succumbs to Millenial Virus.
Posted by: Wasting Air Since 1945 ()
Date: March 22, 2020 04:48PM

You fuckers have ruined the planet.

The ozone layer is now the ozone cheese cloth.

The polar ice caps are fading fast.

You celebrated free love and gave AIDS to humanity.

Just go already.

Take a well-deserved "Corona Cruise."

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Re: Dead Boomer in Fairfax Succumbs to Millenial Virus.
Posted by: Wasting Air Since 1945 ()
Date: March 22, 2020 04:48PM

You fuckers have ruined the planet.

The ozone layer is now the ozone cheese cloth.

The polar ice caps are fading fast.

You celebrated free love and gave AIDS to humanity.

Just go already.

Take a well-deserved "Corona Cruise."

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Re: Dead Boomer in Fairfax Succumbs to Millenial Virus.
Posted by: Corona Meals Taxes ()
Date: March 22, 2020 06:18PM

Wasting Air Since 1945 Wrote:
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> You fuckers have ruined the planet.
>
> The ozone layer is now the ozone cheese cloth.
>
> The polar ice caps are fading fast.
>
> You celebrated free love and gave AIDS to
> humanity.
>
> Just go already.
>
> Take a well-deserved "Corona Cruise."


We need more meals taxes.

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Re: Dead Boomer in Fairfax Succumbs to Millenial Virus.
Posted by: Truth... ()
Date: March 22, 2020 07:07PM


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Re: Dead Boomer in Fairfax Succumbs to Millenial Virus.
Posted by: Yep, you mad ;-) ()
Date: March 22, 2020 07:16PM

Not so bright Wrote:
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> Millennial sissies Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ^^^
> >
> > Says the generation that eats tide-pods. Yea,
> your
> > bright.
> >
> >
> > Lolz!
>
> It's you're* dumbass




It’s called “auto-spell” DUMBFUCK.


Lolz!

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Re: Dead Boomer in Fairfax Succumbs to Millenial Virus.
Posted by: Boomers on the deck ()
Date: March 22, 2020 07:33PM

Welcome to the jungle, we've got fun and games.

We got everything you want. Honey, we know your name.

We are the people that can find whatever you may need

If you got the money, honey we got your DISEASE


Welcome to the jungle, it gets worse here every day

You learn to live like an animal in the jungle where we play

If you got hunger for what you see, you'll take it eventually

You can have everything you want but you better not take it from me


In the jungle, welcome to the jungle

Watch it bring you to your n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n knees, knees

Uh ah, I'm gonna watch you bleed


You know where you are?

You're in the jungle, baby!!!

You gonna dieeeeeeee!

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Re: Dead Boomer in Fairfax Succumbs to Millenial Virus.
Posted by: Richard Sanchez ()
Date: March 22, 2020 11:29PM

Lol at your future Wrote:
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> I can only laugh at the type of world your you and
> your kind will be living in without adults around
> to hand teddy bears to you millennial snowflakes.
>
>
>
> Lolz!



It will be hilarious to see these millennial pussies pee their pants when they get punk-slapped in the face from the real world.

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Re: Dead Boomer in Fairfax Succumbs to Millenial Virus.
Posted by: Jdbshs ()
Date: March 22, 2020 11:55PM

It seems to be affecting euro Americans much differently than the gooks. Not a “boomer” disease here. You could be next....

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/03/22/us/georgia-coronavirus-girl-hospitalized/index.html

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Re: Dead Boomer in Fairfax Succumbs to Millenial Virus.
Posted by: STFU Punks ()
Date: March 23, 2020 12:25AM

Shit posting about your "Boomer" Granddaddy's have you no pride or is it only Gay Pride today ??

DAJAX
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Re: Dead Boomer in Fairfax Succumbs to Millenial Virus.
Posted by: DIE BITCH ()
Date: March 23, 2020 07:45AM

As a verbose boomer bitch, your garbled commentary leaves younger readers grasping for comprehension;

Problem 1: no one gives a shit
Problem 2: lack of brevity
Problem 3: unrecognizable boomer dialect
Problem 4: fartin' & wheezin' ---your words read with a scary/stinky geezer subtext
Problem 5: disregard for rules of social distancing--ya shouldn't be seen or heard.

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Re: Dead Boomer in Fairfax Succumbs to Millenial Virus.
Posted by: Buh bye millinial. Lolz! ()
Date: March 23, 2020 08:32AM

Jdbshs Wrote:
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> It seems to be affecting euro Americans much
> differently than the gooks. Not a “boomer”
> disease here. You could be next....
>
> https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/
> 03/22/us/georgia-coronavirus-girl-hospitalized/ind
> ex.html




Hopefully this ingrate OP catches it and dies. He won’t be missed.

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Re: Dead Boomer in Fairfax Succumbs to Millenial Virus.
Posted by: Still hanging on ()
Date: March 23, 2020 09:01AM

> You fuckers have ruined the planet.

We saved the planet. When we came along the first world was heading full speed into an environmental calamity. Thanks to the boomers the air in most first world countries is clean enough to breathe and the water is clean enough to wade into.

> The ozone layer is now the ozone cheese cloth.

The chemicals that created the ozone hole were in common use before we came of age. We were the ones who got many of those chemicals banned.

> The polar ice caps are fading fast.

Do you think it would be any different if the world had jumped straight from the Greatest Generation to the Mellenials? Expanding the world population from under 2 billion to over 7 billion in less than 100 years has an impact.

> You celebrated free love and gave AIDS to
> humanity.

You got us there. To tell the complete story though only a small portion of the boomer generation was able to enjoy the free love movement.

> Just go already.

You think you were the only generation held back by its predecessors. The Greatest Generation held the presidency until 1993 at which point the oldest boomers were 47. You should be due your turn at the end of the decade.

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Re: Dead Boomer in Fairfax Succumbs to Millenial Virus.
Posted by: You are ()
Date: March 23, 2020 09:26AM

STFU Punks Wrote:
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> Shit posting about your "Boomer" Granddaddy's have
> you no pride or is it only Gay Pride today ??
>
> DAJAX


Is that one of the guy who plowed your ass?
You miss that good white meat

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Re: Dead Boomer in Fairfax Succumbs to Millenial Virus.
Posted by: Who the fuck is Do Jox ()
Date: March 24, 2020 08:16PM

Dead boomers: go Trump!

Kill all these pathetic OLD fuckas!

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Re: Dead Boomer in Fairfax Succumbs to Millenial Virus.
Posted by: Freddie the fag ()
Date: March 24, 2020 08:20PM

Ha ha

Yeah

I do jox with great pleasure!

But no boomer jox. They're disgusting.

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Re: Dead Boomer in Fairfax Succumbs to Millenial Virus.
Posted by: .Tarlton. ()
Date: March 25, 2020 08:55AM

Buh bye millinial. Lolz! Wrote:
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> Jdbshs Wrote:
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> -----
> > It seems to be affecting euro Americans much
> > differently than the gooks. Not a “boomer”
> > disease here. You could be next....
> >
> >
> https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/
>
> >
> 03/22/us/georgia-coronavirus-girl-hospitalized/ind
>
> > ex.html
>
>
>
>
> Hopefully this ingrate OP catches it and dies. He
> won’t be missed.




Let’s hope.

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Re: Dead Boomer in Fairfax Succumbs to Millenial Virus.
Posted by: kang ()
Date: March 25, 2020 10:00AM

Millennial sissies Wrote:
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> ^^^
>
> Says the generation that eats tide-pods. Yea, your
> bright.
>
>
> Lolz!


aaaahahahaha

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Re: Dead Boomer in Fairfax Succumbs to Millenial Virus.
Posted by: I'm k. I think I'm gay. ()
Date: March 26, 2020 07:49AM

d

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Re: Dead Boomer in Fairfax Succumbs to Millenial Virus.
Posted by: If you a boomer... ()
Date: March 26, 2020 10:45PM

You can rim my ass, lick my balls and suck my monster snake.

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Re: Dead Boomer in Fairfax Succumbs to Millenial Virus.
Posted by: ^^^ millennial snowflake ()
Date: March 27, 2020 10:14AM

^^^ this guy

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Re: Dead Boomer in Fairfax Succumbs to Millenial Virus.
Posted by: ^^^Boomer Binary ()
Date: March 27, 2020 05:32PM

^^^^^Go wipe down your mail & your groceries...b4 u catch a bug!!!
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Re: Dead Boomer in Fairfax Succumbs to Millenial Virus.
Posted by: What a dumbfuck! ()
Date: March 27, 2020 05:46PM

^^^Boomer Binary Wrote:
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> ^^^^^Go wipe down your mail & your groceries...b4
> u catch a bug!!!



I’m not a boomer, you dumbfuck. Lolz!

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Re: Dead Boomer in Fairfax Succumbs to Millenial Virus.
Posted by: Old people are stupid ()
Date: March 28, 2020 10:14AM

But the worst part of geezers is their smell... they fart constantly. They mostly smell like they shit themselves. Why can't they bathe?

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Re: Dead Boomer in Fairfax Succumbs to Millenial Virus.
Posted by: Yep, you mad :-) ()
Date: March 28, 2020 10:37AM

Old people are stupid Wrote:
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> But the worst part of geezers is their smell...
> they fart constantly. They mostly smell like they
> shit themselves. Why can't they bathe?




Interesting. What is your highest level of education?

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Re: Dead Boomer in Fairfax Succumbs to Millenial Virus.
Posted by: Old people are stupid ()
Date: March 28, 2020 12:24PM

I gadubated forf gade. why

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Re: Dead Boomer in Fairfax Succumbs to Millenial Virus.
Posted by: Millennial tide pod eaters ()
Date: March 28, 2020 08:45PM

Old people are stupid Wrote:
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> I gadubated forf gade. why



That’s obvious.


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Re: Dead Boomer in Fairfax Succumbs to Millenial Virus.
Posted by: Boomers gotta go ()
Date: March 28, 2020 10:07PM

It like gravity bitchs.

Ya git old den you dies.

Jes pick up the pace

the little air you breathin could be used be sun of us tide pod munchers.

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Re: Dead Boomer in Fairfax Succumbs to Millenial Virus.
Posted by: I'm k. I think I'm gay. ()
Date: March 29, 2020 11:12PM

I gave 3 blow jobs today.

d

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Re: Dead Boomer in Fairfax Succumbs to Millenial Virus.
Posted by: wtf bernie ()
Date: April 01, 2020 08:13AM

None of your distinguished followers eat laundry detergent, right?

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