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Insects In My Home
Posted by: Michael1977 ()
Date: March 21, 2020 03:32PM

Dear FFU People,
I have a question. I have been feeling awful about poisoning ants that are in my home. These insects have not done anything to me but are invading my home and some of them are quite large and red. Does anyone know of a more humane means to rid them from my home? Last night I found three of them on my testicles and now I have a slightly swollen sac. I was speaking to my neighbor today about it and she mentioned that it is ok to kill them. Truthfully I am concerned about the environment and don't want to harm these innocent bugs but these critters have even gotten into my infants formula. Any ideas please ? Thanks in advance.

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Re: Insects In My Home
Posted by: Big Feet ()
Date: March 21, 2020 03:36PM

They are a pest that invaded your home. Use store bought ant bait station throw out your home to eliminate. The end.

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Re: Insects In My Home
Posted by: Pest Control Expert ()
Date: March 21, 2020 03:45PM

Your neighbor could not be more wrong.

It is xenophobic to kill the red ants and racist to kill the black ones. Leave about a half box of cheerios spread evenly on your floors throughout your house along with a note for them to ONLY eat the cheerios and not get into the formula. We deal with this all the time.

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Re: Insects In My Home
Posted by: I'm k. I think I'm gay. ()
Date: March 22, 2020 12:07AM

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Re: Insects In My Home
Posted by: some funny fuckin people on here ()
Date: March 22, 2020 12:29AM

Pest Control Expert Wrote:
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> Your neighbor could not be more wrong.
>
> It is xenophobic to kill the red ants and racist
> to kill the black ones. Leave about a half box of
> cheerios spread evenly on your floors throughout
> your house along with a note for them to ONLY eat
> the cheerios and not get into the formula. We
> deal with this all the time.


lmfao..you just won the internet ma'm

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Re: Insects In My Home
Posted by: PVD3Y ()
Date: March 22, 2020 01:23AM

Dear OP:

It's called karma. Parasites such as yourself, called liberals, have invaded our once happy FFXCO and have ruined it for everybody. Now you're getting payback. DOn't you hate it? Move to Detroit, Balto or some otherliberal paradise & let us good people reclaim FFXCO.

Thjank you & have a nice day!

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Re: Insects In My Home
Posted by: r4tgtnyrg ()
Date: March 22, 2020 01:41AM


Gerrymanderer2 (G2, the OP original poster or spammer just above, perhaps both) posts several lies on ffu daily - many think he's a fx co gov worker who is getting paid to do it for false DNC democrat "advertising". He floods ffu with useless posts to bump down major news, demoralize americans. G2 posts fecal matter, mutilated bodies, child porn, foreign drug ads and sneaker ads, tells people to kill themselves and government should seize them and put them on psych pills in prison without a trial - decided by DNC democrats gov workers, promotes kangaroo courthouse trials, gives anti-religious rants, gives satanic ritual rants, posts black males with large dicks on white young females, portends white low birth rate and fall of USA whites, suggestive of food tampering/poisoning to solve the white problem, and anything possible to demoralize any americans on ffu - all of which are fake news he never responds to proofs it is fake. (perhaps g2 is a chinese prisoner or isis member - but definitely knowledgeable of fx co gov from the inside at times). The website operator has told him "not to post or return" (in an existing post by the sysop): not because of a political leaning but for continual illegal and gross spam along with messages that are only to demoralize if not kill others. G2 plays at financial terrorism as well; continually reporting fake and false financial data. G2 fakes emergency pleas to deaden the real response to any real one - like a devil. G2 continually spams FFU - which all users complain of: it is a real DoS attack - the attacks are not just topic bumps but designed to inject key words to kill ffu and google search results. G2 continually promotes drug use, alcoholic experimentation, and tries to convince members to meet hookers using photos from the 1990's (i doubt any that did are not arrested or dead). G2 continually posts racist posts and gay posts egging others to comment - then attacks who does - AND RECORDS IT (likely for political extortion). G2 and dems MONITOR AND RECORD* "conservatives who blast out these democrat lies and illegal abuse of telephone privilege (sometimes in a raw manner, being so jaded by the job)" (users who object to G2's actions listed so far). One ffu member discovered a south american country recording FFU databasing all posts in a non-chat database format - and when questioned - another member quickly said it was all coincidence and that this was done everywhere in the world on all sites: WHICH IS A LIE. Not all countries record the every word of what fairfaxians say on blogs. Extortion is also mentioned by G2. And the idea he's fishing for comments he can use against anyone who'd run for office is "just assume he's in that business" - and i've warned others that is what he fishes for - excuses to attack conservatives and or to extort them.

SOME POSTERS ON FFU FEEL G2 IS A JOKER: I ASSURE YOU THE ABOVE COMPLAINTS ARE GENUINELY A THREAT TO ONLOOKERS (THE UN-INTIATED), NON-DEMOCRATS, AND TO ANYONE STATING THAT LAWS SHOULD BE IMPOSED ON DEMOCRATS EQUALLY AS DEMOCRATS IMPOSE THEM ON OTHERS: MONEY

LEGAL NOTICE: DEMOCRATS HAVE `SWATTED' THE HOMES OF SOME FFU POSTS WHO REFUTE G2 AND CALL DEMS OUT ON THEFT AND LIES - AND EXPOSE THE LAWS THEY COULD BE PROSECUTED FOR BREACH OF TRUST. THAT'S A CONFIRMED WITNESSED FACT. IT IS NO JOKE WHAT G2 IS DOING. HIS CONTINUAL FISHING IS NOT IDLE - THEY ARE TRIGGERED AND ARMED. which i've warned others about since, about 2010 - that G2 is fishing for men to "erase" politically, by any means available to him


GO BACK TO HELL G2. YOU ARE EXPOSED.

DROP DEAD G2


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Re: Insects In My Home
Posted by: DanWinston ()
Date: May 06, 2020 08:33AM

Michael1977 Wrote:
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> Dear FFU People,
> I have a question. I have been feeling awful
> about poisoning ants that are in my home. These
> insects have not done anything to me but are
> invading my home and some of them are quite large
> and red. Does anyone know of a more humane means
> to rid them from my home? Last night I found
> three of them on my testicles and now I have a
> slightly swollen sac. I was speaking to my
> neighbor today about it and she mentioned that it
> is ok to kill them. Truthfully I am concerned
> about the environment and don't want to harm these
> innocent bugs but these critters have even gotten
> into my infants formula. Any ideas please ?
> Thanks in advance.

Ouch, what a story. I think that you should find their nest first if you don't want to use any chemicals at all. Then you either move it or destroy it, that's all...
But that might be tricky if not impossible enough because ants tend to hide their nests well. So according to this guide https://pestcontrolhacks.com/how-to-get-rid-of-ants-inside-outside/ you should give them poisonous bait so they could transfer it and kill the queen.

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Re: Insects In My Home
Posted by: The new protein ()
Date: May 07, 2020 05:27AM

With the pandemic and the related meat shortages, it is time to reconsider insect cuisine. Not many are hip to this end of world food strategy, but those who are insist roasted insects taste like nutty granola.

Instead of poisoning these visitors to your home, consider trapping them, drying them & consuming them. This may be the best solution.

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Re: Insects In My Home
Posted by: Planning funerals right now ()
Date: May 07, 2020 05:56AM

^^^I took your advice and fed my family the killer hornets. Now they are all dead. You are so sued.

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Re: Insects In My Home
Posted by: What did u eat after u fed them? ()
Date: May 07, 2020 07:56AM

It seems to me, you fed your family the meal of death while you fasted. Or, did you eat the hornets but failed to die?

Looks like you were trying to eliminate your luggage.

Wait til the DA hears about this!

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Re: Incest In My Home
Posted by: Child Protective Services ()
Date: May 08, 2020 11:59PM

Be advised:

Incest is illegal.

An admission of incest in one's home is an admission of guilt for which you may be prosecuted.

You have been warned.

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Re: Insects In My Home
Posted by: johankimmey ()
Date: October 06, 2020 03:36AM

Michael1977 Wrote:
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> Dear FFU People,
> I have a question. I have been feeling awful
> about poisoning ants that are in my home. These
> insects have not done anything to me but are
> invading my home and some of them are quite large
> and red. Does anyone know of a more humane means
> to rid them from my home? Last night I found
> three of them on my testicles and now I have a
> slightly swollen sac. I was speaking to my
> neighbor today about it and she mentioned that it
> is ok to kill them. Truthfully I am concerned
> about the environment and don't want to harm these
> innocent bugs but these critters have even gotten
> into my infants formula. Any ideas please ?
> Thanks in advance.


Yes, cmon,man. We usually pay little attention to insects unless one happens to bite, sting or generally bother us. So do not worry about them going out from their "comfort zone" . I had really bad experience with pests but not with ants, with termites. Oh, they are just domestic devils. I was looking for something worth using and obviously cheap ,cause there is no eagerness to spend a lot of money on them. You can check this link ,I found there everything for termites, but the site is generally against bugs - you will find your remedy ,lol :)

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Re: Insects In My Home
Posted by: the general mahhdi ()
Date: October 06, 2020 04:30PM

Michael1977 Wrote:
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> Dear FFU People,
> I have a question. I have been feeling awful
> about poisoning ants that are in my home. These
> insects have not done anything to me but are
> invading my home and some of them are quite large
> and red. Does anyone know of a more humane means
> to rid them from my home? Last night I found
> three of them on my testicles and now I have a
> slightly swollen sac. I was speaking to my
> neighbor today about it and she mentioned that it
> is ok to kill them. Truthfully I am concerned
> about the environment and don't want to harm these
> innocent bugs but these critters have even gotten
> into my infants formula. Any ideas please ?
> Thanks in advance.

eye had these fucking carpenter ants go to fucking WAR with me a few years ago

eye soundly defeated them with food grade diatomaceous earth powder....

and its safe enough to eat, although eye don't eat it

if they try to walk through the DE powder they's dead

also, had soaked cotton balls with alot of sugar and little bit of ant killer when things got really bad

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Re: Insects In My Home
Posted by: sam_brown95 ()
Date: October 07, 2020 09:14AM

johankimmey Wrote:
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> Michael1977 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Dear FFU People,
> > I have a question. I have been feeling awful
> > about poisoning ants that are in my home. These
> > insects have not done anything to me but are
> > invading my home and some of them are quite
> large
> > and red. Does anyone know of a more humane
> means
> > to rid them from my home? Last night I found
> > three of them on my testicles and now I have a
> > slightly swollen sac. I was speaking to my
> > neighbor today about it and she mentioned that
> it
> > is ok to kill them. Truthfully I am concerned
> > about the environment and don't want to harm
> these
> > innocent bugs but these critters have even
> gotten
> > into my infants formula. Any ideas please ?
> > Thanks in advance.
>
>
> Yes, cmon,man. We usually pay little attention to
> insects unless one happens to bite, sting or
> generally bother us. So do not worry about them
> going out from their "comfort zone" . I had really
> bad experience with pests but not with ants, with
> termites. Oh, they are just domestic devils. I was
> looking for something worth using and obviously
> cheap ,cause there is no eagerness to spend a lot
> of money on them. You can href="http://www.bugszapper.com/the-best-termite-s
> takes-for-detection-and-extermination//">check
> this link
,I found there everything for
> termites, but the site is generally against bugs -
> you will find your remedy ,lol :)


god, thankfully I found the solution here
thanks

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