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Any gyms still open
Posted by: JimRat ()
Date: March 17, 2020 09:33PM

Well, all the big commercial gyms in the area are closed. Anyone know of any place I can get a lift in during this pandemic? Not trying to go 3+ weeks without.

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Re: Any gyms still open
Posted by: Good answer man ()
Date: March 17, 2020 10:30PM

Gerrys house. He will lift your teenie weenie into his mouth.

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Re: Any gyms still open
Posted by: All Closed Dummy ()
Date: March 17, 2020 11:38PM

What the F are you trying to pull sweating all over the place spreading aids hep and now Corona virus ! You need a lift, they sell jacks to put under your fat ass

Its called Shut Down !

Psst you may find some open in SE DC or Baltimore where they will give you a good workout with a baseball bat

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Re: Any gyms still open
Posted by: Really Man ()
Date: March 17, 2020 11:40PM

The only thing FXU posters lift is a 12 oz beer or a blunt

Speaking of blunts where's Cary been

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Re: Any gyms still open
Posted by: Al the answer man ()
Date: March 17, 2020 11:50PM

Really Man Wrote:
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> The only thing FXU posters lift is a 12 oz beer or
> a blunt
>
> Speaking of blunts where's Cary been


Cary went away for the weekend with eesh and peep .

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Re: Any gyms still open
Posted by: Jimmy Jumper ()
Date: March 18, 2020 06:15AM

As a duly autorized service attendant of VGH, I have taken steps to protect patrons in light of COVID-19.

Seriously? A hole in the wall? Not like riding Metro!

We use edible warming sanitizer. U B Clean!

This Jim is always open.

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Re: Any gyms still open
Posted by: BigBassSnatcher ()
Date: April 09, 2020 09:25PM

Have you found any gyms open? I’m trying to find one as well.

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