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The FFX Serial Flasher
Posted by: Lurker. ()
Date: March 30, 2007 12:43PM

Sorry but this guy just cracks me up! Apparently he has been running around the FFX county exposing himself. 12 times in the past month. Could this be what Gravis is up to these days? --A 46-year-old man, also in the 7600 block of Savannah Street was awakened by the sound of tapping on his window. A completely nude man was standing there looking into the apartment. The victim yelled at him and the suspect fled.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/30/2007 12:46PM by Lurker..

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Re: The FFX Serial Flasher
Posted by: cherrytop ()
Date: March 30, 2007 01:08PM

Oh that was just the stripper we hired for my girls birthday party. We were so dunk we forgot to tell him what the address was tho.

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Re: The FFX Serial Flasher
Posted by: ??? ()
Date: March 30, 2007 01:10PM

I would have taken one of my newly purchased Guns from the gun show and shot him. Then ripped off his nuts and worn them as earings. uuuu huhuhuhuh

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Re: The FFX Serial Flasher
Posted by: Lurker. ()
Date: March 30, 2007 03:23PM

??? Wrote:
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> I would have taken one of my newly purchased Guns
> from the gun show and shot him. Then ripped off
> his nuts and worn them as earings. uuuu huhuhuhuh

Don't bend over for the soap in the cage.

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Re: The FFX Serial Flasher
Posted by: ????????? ()
Date: March 30, 2007 04:32PM

Yes, I have a nut fetish...teabagging too.

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Re: The FFX Serial Flasher
Posted by: mariokart ()
Date: March 30, 2007 05:52PM

this guy's my fucking hero

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Re: The FFX Serial Flasher
Posted by: ??? ()
Date: March 30, 2007 06:10PM

This guy is clearly a hippy agitator commie who took too much ACID at the 420 festival and should be taken to the nearest mental ward, have electroshock therapy applied then sent to guantanamo bay for re-education and be made a true Right thinking American.

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Re: The FFX Serial Flasher
Posted by: ferfux's mom ()
Date: March 30, 2007 07:42PM

Please dont be alarmed. It is just my little sonny boy Ferfux being bad. He has been that way ever since his dad went out for a pack of smokes three years ago and never returned.

If you see Ferfux again please spank his bottom and send him home. If only I hadnt let him share my bed until he was 13 maybe this wouldnt be happening.

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Re: The FFX Serial Flasher
Posted by: Anonymous User ()
Date: March 30, 2007 07:54PM

Actually the serial flasher is me. Im searching High and Low for Ferfux in order to personally flash him and say OOOH YOU GOT PWONED!!!!???!!!

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Re: The FFX Serial Flasher
Posted by: MC Rove ()
Date: March 30, 2007 08:06PM

Nope all wrong. The Serial flasher is ME. Im searching for ???'s house because as a RIGHT thinking american he should be armed to the teeth and hopefully SHOOT ME and put me out of my Misery cuz im a WACK MC.

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Re: The FFX Serial Flasher
Posted by: Anonymous User ()
Date: March 30, 2007 08:52PM

Help ME! HEEELP MEEE! ??? wont let anyone TOUCH ME!!! He wont even touch ME!

He strokes all his guns but wont touch ME! A catholic priest once offered to touch me but ??? wouldnt even let HIM TOUCH ME! HELP ME before its too LATE!

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Re: The FFX Serial Flasher
Posted by: ferfux's mom ()
Date: March 30, 2007 11:51PM

Hopefully ferfux would stop the flame war but I doubt it. I will because it waste space on the board, no sense in wasting the space with childish rants. I think the best way to handle it is to ignore him so I will. He obviously hijacked my ??? name but that is my bad for not registering, so be it.

Like the saying goes, no use fighting with a pig you both get dirty and the pig loves it.

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Re: The FFX Serial Flasher
Posted by: pgens ()
Date: March 31, 2007 08:59AM

pgens. Wrote:
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> Actually the serial flasher is me. Im searching
> High and Low for Ferfux in order to personally
> flash him and say OOOH YOU GOT PWONED!!!!???!!!

Nice try with the ID ferfux... the period fooled everyone.

And it is "pwn3d".

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Re: The FFX Serial Flasher
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: March 31, 2007 10:15AM

Just for the record my mother passed away several years ago. I doubt she is comunicating through this message board from the after life. she was killed by an errant shot from another apartment through our kitchen wall. So during the debate I was being serious and didnt make "shortbus" or preface "stupid" comments as you did. However if you want to let it devolve into flame wars I can oblige



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Re: The FFX Serial Flasher
Posted by: Former HOA President ()
Date: March 31, 2007 11:05AM

I'm glad your mother was shot to death. I hope it caused you a lot of misery. Actually, I coubt they could make a fuck like you more miserable, so your mother being shot probably made you want to go dancing.

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Re: The FFX Serial Flasher
Posted by: mariokart ()
Date: March 31, 2007 12:03PM

thats not cool

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Re: The FFX Serial Flasher
Posted by: TRICKIE ()
Date: March 31, 2007 02:44PM

Ferflux,
I am sorry about your mother. I will say a prayer for her in church.
Hugs, Trickie

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Re: The FFX Serial Flasher
Posted by: so sorry ()
Date: March 31, 2007 07:46PM

I am sorry your mother was killed. Perhaps if you can give us a time, date and location she was killed we can google it and find out what the circumstances were. That is if she was really killed.

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Re: The FFX Serial Flasher
Posted by: RESton Peace ()
Date: March 31, 2007 08:28PM

Ferfux' mom was never killed... how could he even know if she gave his ass up for adoption? Well, I guess he was taken away after they found out about her drinking turpentine while pregnant (which is the only explaination for ferfux)

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Re: The FFX Serial Flasher
Posted by: Former HOA President ()
Date: March 31, 2007 10:33PM

Former HOA President Wrote:
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> I'm glad your mother was shot to death. I hope it
> caused you a lot of misery. Actually, I coubt
> they could make a fuck like you more miserable, so
> your mother being shot probably made you want to
> go dancing.


I am going to actually register a name so people don't post messages under my moniker. I (the real Former HOA President) did not write the above.

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Re: The FFX Serial Flasher
Posted by: RESton Peace ()
Date: March 31, 2007 10:38PM

ponderously long



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 03/31/2007 10:44PM by RESton Peace.

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Re: The FFX Serial Flasher
Posted by: Anonymous User ()
Date: March 31, 2007 10:43PM

Yes, it did take me this long, because I am a fucking lazy dumbass. It's not easy sitting around all day trying to think of ways to be superior, and then fail so miserably.

But anyway, I am actually just "somewhat delighted" the guy's mom was murdered. I feel bad for her for having to have been his mother. I wonder if he was a child of rape?

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Re: The FFX Serial Flasher
Posted by: The Real Former HOA President ()
Date: April 02, 2007 08:06AM

Former HOA President Wrote:
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> Yes, it did take me this long, because I am a
> fucking lazy dumbass. It's not easy sitting
> around all day trying to think of ways to be
> superior, and then fail so miserably.
>
> But anyway, I am actually just "somewhat
> delighted" the guy's mom was murdered. I feel bad
> for her for having to have been his mother. I
> wonder if he was a child of rape?


Again, not me who said this. Whoever you are, you got issues.

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Re: The FFX Serial Flasher
Posted by: Uloas ()
Date: March 21, 2016 06:51PM

Nice

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Re: The FFX Serial Flasher
Posted by: Darth Invader ()
Date: March 22, 2016 06:43PM

hott stuff!!!!!

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Re: The FFX Serial Flasher
Posted by: Fuck off, asshole ()
Date: March 22, 2016 06:49PM

DVpJE

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