Every week, I meet the nicest men in town. They are all smart, professional and fit. This is AWESOME because I am smart, professional and fit. While I don't go for axe throwing or yoga, I do enjoy wine and I especially enjoy whiskey...ALL of which is available in the Town of Mosaic!!

Some of the guys I've met have mentioned a place called Night Dreams, not in Mosaic, but where ever it is, it sounds SO COOL!! I hope it's not in Vienna because that place seems old and mildewy. It smells like old people and venereal disease, in no particular order.

Oh, and Metro! It is SO convenient whenever I want to see the Washinton Rats! Yay Rats!

You all MUST visit our humble Town of Mosaic.

I love getting Chipotle and sharting all over my main manz in the Xsport hot tub

The juice is loose!

Agree. Life is great here. 24/7.
Everything you need.
Food, drink, accommodations & street urchins, too!
The Great Wall Pet Shop has all kinds of condo-sized pets!

OP forgot to mention that he is a man. Says it all for “Mosaic”.

Always nice to hear about someone enjoying themselves out on the town...

Let's do remember to call in Merrifield...

Fuck all you pretentious stuck up snobs in Mosaic. Real men drink beer at the Vienna Inn.

I beg to differ.

Off to one side in Strawberry Park is a bronze plaque on a marble plinth. It says something like: "Here lies the remains of Merriefield, 1883-2012"

It looks like someone killed it and buried it.

There were no flowers or anything, so I think no one misses it.

Fat & nasty, you don't fool anyone, old-timer!

Change your t-shirt & untie your wife.

Even Vienna doesn't allow trailer violence.

Mattress Mike=Vinnie Vienna Wrote:
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> Fat & nasty, you don't fool anyone, old-timer!
>
> Change your t-shirt & untie your wife.
>
> Even Vienna doesn't allow trailer violence.

Hey Mosaic retard, there are no trailer parks in Vienna. And my wife is not tied up, but I did fuck your wife once.

I went to Nando’s in the Mosaic District recently. It was good, but a bit spicy, so I went to get a refill on my soda. As I was selecting which flavor of Coke to try, a wave of diarrhea passed through me.

The sound of the liquid feces hitting the floor sounded like a bad techno track, and my sweatpants were not salvageable. I give the place 8 out of 10 stars, knocking 2 off because their napkins are not very absorbent.

The juice is loose!

Tapawingo St Wrote:
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> Mattress Mike=Vinnie Vienna Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fat & nasty, you don't fool anyone, old-timer!
> >
> > Change your t-shirt & untie your wife.
> >
> > Even Vienna doesn't allow trailer violence.
>
> Hey Mosaic retard, there are no trailer parks in
> Vienna. And my wife is not tied up, but I did fuck
> your wife once.



What a DUMBASS!

Trailer violence can happen anywhere, especially in YOUR shack.

I'M GONNA GO TRAILER ON YO ASS

Up & down, Tapawingo is a neighborhood of nouveau riche (morons who like anal sex).

If you lived on Glyndon, I KNOW you tie your wife up & fuck your dog.

That sketchy shit NEVER sees the light of day in the Town of Mosaic.

I am insinuating he is gay Wrote:
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> OP forgot to mention that he is a man. Says it all
> for “Mosaic”.


Meet me in Strawberry Park you feckless turd.
I'll show you my tight, natural, size 36Ds and we'll just see which of us is a man.
Judging from your ungamely attitude, it is apparent that you're a Mommy'so Boy.
My tits willale you cream your tight whities.

Bottom line is that Vienna rules, Mosaic is full of faggots.

Nutley Street resident Wrote:
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> Bottom line is that Vienna rules, Mosaic is full
> of faggots.


Whether you care to accept it or not, you are fading geezer surrounded by a vapid community brimming with the same.

You are a pompous, self-righteous, binary, dinosaur.

Vienna neither "rules" NOR is Vienna have a shot a at wild card spot for "ruling".

That Vienna has NEVER "ruled" should not matter to your Senior fantasy world.

One day, when you & your kind are well past rigor mortis, perhaps we Children of Mosiac, will have our non-binary life partners tied-up in the basement. Perhaps we, too, will bathe weekly and don our least soiled under garments in preparation for a day of farting, grousing and eating the dried mucous carefully mined from our large, hairy, nostrils.

Sorry old person, Vienna doesn't come close to "ruling". In fact, the 2033 Fairfax County Master Plan has Vienna slated to be destroyed to make way for a hyperspace bypass.

You REALLY need to move.

Mattress Mike=Vinnie Vienna=*.* Wrote:
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> Nutley Street resident Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Bottom line is that Vienna rules, Mosaic is
> full
> > of faggots.
>
>
> Whether you care to accept it or not, you are
> fading geezer surrounded by a vapid community
> brimming with the same.
>
> You are a pompous, self-righteous, binary,
> dinosaur.
>
> Vienna neither "rules" NOR is Vienna have a shot a
> at wild card spot for "ruling".
>
> That Vienna has NEVER "ruled" should not matter to
> your Senior fantasy world.
>
> One day, when you & your kind are well past rigor
> mortis, perhaps we Children of Mosiac, will have
> our non-binary life partners tied-up in the
> basement. Perhaps we, too, will bathe weekly and
> don our least soiled under garments in preparation
> for a day of farting, grousing and eating the
> dried mucous carefully mined from our large,
> hairy, nostrils.
>
> Sorry old person, Vienna doesn't come close to
> "ruling". In fact, the 2033 Fairfax County Master
> Plan has Vienna slated to be destroyed to make way
> for a hyperspace bypass.
>
> You REALLY need to move.

Mosaic is just a fancy Shithole that used to be a dump named Merrifield. Long after Mosaic shopping district goes bankrupt and is torn down and turned into a pile of rubble, Vienna will still rule. Restaurants such as VI, Amphora,Plaka, Church Street Pizza will be doing great, full of customers brimming with Vienna pride. Vienna cops will still be keeping the town safe, the Warhawks will be winning lots of games.

^^^^Mattress Mike's litany of bullshit.


Can't come to grips with the fact that his walker is unstable or, that his mental capacity is diminished after his wife clocked him with a rolling pin.

Have mercy on this granpa. His grasp on reality is as tenuous as his grasp on his walker.

Good luck Mattress Mike!

You better get going Mosaic faggot. You will be late for your job as the Mosaic Target cart boy.

When will Merrifield Garden Center become the Mosaic Garden Center?

NEVER!!!


#MerifieldResistance
#MerrifieldForever
#BringBackTheTacoBell

My rosebud is sore from all my Vienna tricks I turned.

Too much business for this Ole gal.

I'm moving to Mosaic where the air is pure, the men are hung and the Asians plentiful.

Vinnie Vienna Wrote:
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> My rosebud is sore from all my Vienna tricks I
> turned.
>
> Too much business for this Ole gal.
>
> I'm moving to Mosaic where the air is pure, the
> men are hung and the Asians plentiful.


Sorry Vinnie, all Mosaic men fuck goats.

the mosiac is mecca for NOVA golddigger bitches....plenty of fake faggot simp motherfuckers to choose from for a golddigger bitch of discriminating taste

the mosiac is mecca for NOVA golddigger bitches....plenty of fake faggot simp motherfuckers to choose from for a golddigger bitch of discriminating taste

they even got a hair cut place in the mosiac where faggot simps can get hipster doofus haircuts...sure to charm the pants off a NOVA gold digger bitch