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Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: Ex-Vaper ()
Date: September 10, 2019 08:46PM

I've been vaping for the last 10 years. Now I breath with a machine.

If you vape you're a DUMBASS.

You'd do better to smoke Camels, Lucky Strikes, Pall Malls, Kools, Salems or Newports.

I didn't smoke any THC products. I only smoked normal pods.

And now, I'm getting my affairs in order. Everything seems to be coming together.

See you fuckers on the other side.

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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: Christian ()
Date: September 10, 2019 09:16PM

Ex-Vaper Wrote:
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> I've been vaping for the last 10 years. Now I
> breath with a machine.
>
> If you vape you're a DUMBASS.
>
> You'd do better to smoke Camels, Lucky Strikes,
> Pall Malls, Kools, Salems or Newports.
>
> I didn't smoke any THC products. I only smoked
> normal pods.
>
> And now, I'm getting my affairs in order.
> Everything seems to be coming together.
>
> See you fuckers on the other side.

I won't see you. I'm a Christian and go to church. I hear where you're going is painful.

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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: Christian ()
Date: September 10, 2019 09:22PM

...and by the way, when I go to church, I swish like the bitch I am!!
And...I give blow jobs to any ushers who want one!!
I am so in heaven!!!

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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: Grim reaper ()
Date: September 10, 2019 09:40PM

Hurry up. I'm waiting.

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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: Favor for My Enemies ()
Date: September 10, 2019 09:53PM

Can you let us know which vapes you smoked? I know some people I can't stand and would like to them those vapes and pods.

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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: Twinker ()
Date: September 10, 2019 09:54PM

Grim reaper Wrote:
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> Hurry up. I'm waiting.


Hey faggot. Are you waiting for the Christian or the dying guy?

You're stupid in either case.

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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: Juul ()
Date: September 10, 2019 10:39PM

I'm vaping like a mother fucker and I have a tight little buzz.

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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: Asker of unasked questions ()
Date: September 11, 2019 06:17AM

Say, does your deathbed have fancy linens, you know, to help ease your way out?

Are the nurses understanding and "helpful" (cuz after all, you're about done)?

Do you get a lot of media requests for comments and interviews?

Is your deathbed more or less comfortable than your regular bed?

Are you able to sleep well in your death bed?

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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: cool dude ()
Date: September 11, 2019 07:34AM

No worries dude it's all good. remember the sick clouds bro!!!! thats what its all about, the sick clouds.

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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: No Vape for you. ()
Date: September 11, 2019 02:01PM

Next to corn holing and tossing salad, vaping is the gayest thing on the planet.

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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: peep ()
Date: September 11, 2019 02:11PM

Ex-Vaper Wrote:
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> You'd do better to smoke Camels, Lucky Strikes,
> Pall Malls, Kools, Salems or Newports.


Fuck those. I only smoke Marlboro Reds 100's or Blend No. 27.

Pall Malls are for when I'm broke.

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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: Gaydar ()
Date: September 11, 2019 04:02PM

Everybody who posted on this thread is GAY

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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: Real Truth ()
Date: September 11, 2019 04:04PM

Gaydar Wrote:
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> Everybody who posted on this thread is GAY

And that includes you, faggot.

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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: Vaping has got me on my deathbed ()
Date: September 11, 2019 04:26PM

vaping might be then end of you?

prove it!

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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: 4t5treer ()
Date: September 11, 2019 04:27PM

IT WAS PROBABLY ORTHO JUICE ADDED AS FLAVORING

china has been known to put radiator fluid in cough syrup for children (sold to canada - canada swears up and down the chinese did exactly that)

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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: 4t5treer ()
Date: September 11, 2019 04:29PM


let me guarantee you with the CLINTON LEGAL SYSTEM usa currently uses ...

there will be a "en-mass" lawsuit approved by a judge

you won't be aware of any legal avenue UNTIL AFTER YOUR FATALLY ILL

you can collect if your dead, but if your dead you cannot collect

there will be a 1-800-bad-drug ad on TV about it, about the time your actually near dead


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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: Closet Lezbo ()
Date: September 11, 2019 04:33PM

Real Truth Wrote:
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> Gaydar Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Everybody who posted on this thread is GAY
>
> And that includes you, faggot.

Nobody told me and I've been dating women exclusively for years. I must be a closet lezbo.

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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: Vape faggsss ()
Date: September 11, 2019 04:54PM

What a bunch of retards that vape/vaped.
Now they have a huge hole in their lungs to match that Gaye ass HUGE hole in their ears!!!

Grim reaper taking u suckas!
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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: Obamasnuts ()
Date: September 11, 2019 09:04PM

Christian Wrote:
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> Ex-Vaper Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I've been vaping for the last 10 years. Now I
> > breath with a machine.
> >
> > If you vape you're a DUMBASS.
> >
> > You'd do better to smoke Camels, Lucky Strikes,
> > Pall Malls, Kools, Salems or Newports.
> >
> > I didn't smoke any THC products. I only smoked
> > normal pods.
> >
> > And now, I'm getting my affairs in order.
> > Everything seems to be coming together.
> >
> > See you fuckers on the other side.
>
> I won't see you. I'm a Christian and go to
> church. I hear where you're going is painful.

You Christians are such kind and sympathetic people.

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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: Ex-Vaper ()
Date: September 11, 2019 10:01PM

I am not doing well today. Some days are better, some are worse.

My discomfort is made easier by the nursing staff.

It impresses me that anonymous community members, who do not know me, come to the hospital and visit with me.
The largest number of well-wishers, to my shock & disbelief are Muslims. Another large group of visitors are Hebrews. The rest, I guess, are Christian.

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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: Fhjkf ()
Date: September 11, 2019 10:16PM

Is this for real? This is really sad. How old are you?

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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: Ex-Vaper ()
Date: September 11, 2019 10:45PM

I'm 47 years old.

Until vaping came along, I had only done bong hits; I never even smoked. Vaping was techno-cool.

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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: cmon guys ()
Date: September 12, 2019 07:31AM

You need to be like me. Get yourself a low rider with huge rims and a massive tailpipe, lots of ink all over your body and pierce your face in many places. Then blow yourself some sick clouds bro. Stop being a debbie downer and shit and just blow some sick clouds while rolling your sweet ride thats what its all about man

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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: So lame ()
Date: September 12, 2019 10:20AM

No it's not real. You think someone on their deathbed is posting on Fairfax underground. Just another loser needing attention.

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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: Ex-Vaper ()
Date: September 12, 2019 08:04PM

Drs. say between the infammation and the unstoppable infection, I'm looking at 30-45 days

Regret having tried electronic cigs.

If, by any miracle I live to walk again, I feel like some entity should be punished for selling this stuff.

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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: Papel Vaper ()
Date: September 12, 2019 11:32PM

Does the pop vape?

Holy smokes Batman!

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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: Lol at this inbred op ()
Date: September 12, 2019 11:32PM

Ex-Vaper Wrote:
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> I am not doing well today. Some days are better,
> some are worse.
>
> My discomfort is made easier by the nursing
> staff.
>
> It impresses me that anonymous community members,
> who do not know me, come to the hospital and visit
> with me.
> The largest number of well-wishers, to my shock &
> disbelief are Muslims. Another large group of
> visitors are Hebrews. The rest, I guess, are
> Christian.





LMFAO. Muslims do not care shit about ANYONE. Nice story tho.

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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: Ex-Vaper ()
Date: September 13, 2019 07:17AM

More heavy antibiotics this week. Few visitors.

If you're keeping score at home: this week, only a small group of 4th graders from the Palm School.

The only way to stop people from vaping is to seal their mouths. Good luck with all of that.

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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: Vape Bros ()
Date: September 13, 2019 09:44AM

Vape Bros blowing Mad clouds is BEAST!
Fuck all you Haters!
Popcorn Lung is FIRE!

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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: Ex-Vaper ()
Date: September 14, 2019 09:34AM

Why must I die?

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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: Ex-Vaper ()
Date: September 19, 2019 07:08PM

I have a little time before I go.

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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: Hookers and Blow ()
Date: September 19, 2019 07:10PM

Why are you spending it here where nobody gives a fuck?

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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: Askerer of questions ()
Date: September 19, 2019 07:12PM

Vaping has been around for at least 10 yrs. Why is it suddenly that all these problems are just now appearing from out of nowhere?

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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: mahdi key aches muk mud ()
Date: September 19, 2019 09:02PM

to the original poster EX-VAPOR...

eye don't think you should give up so easy...eye mean don't give up on healing yourself, give up vaping/smoking without a doubt

if your punk ass bitch ass doctors say you gonna die you might as well make an attempt to heal yourself holistically

go on a diet of 100% fruits/berries/melons(try to get organic or farmers market) and medicinal herbs(don't smoke them)...you can always go back to your regular and hopefully improved diet when you heal yourself...take the herbs during the day with no sweeteners...stay in the fasting state during the day....then at night eat your fruit...also get your fasting game up...in the fasting state or autophagy your cells start to repair themselves...start off with 24 hours...dry fasting will be even more aggressive

get out in the sun naked...make sure you are in a pitch black dark room from 9pm to 1am...om speculating its going to be impossible to sleep on that fruitarian diet but that doesn't matter...the melatonin is produced in that time frame....learn how to perform lemon juice/distilled water enemas...in chinese medicine the large intestine something of a lieutenant to the lungs...

not trying to write a novel here but if stay on this protocol(it might take years and you may get wretchedly thin but you can always gain that weight back) but hopefully you will bring back an oxygenated state in your body...

get out to the mountains and breath that air...if you can't nevertheless perform deep breathing exercises...study Professor Arnold Ehret and Dr. Sebi...

if you serious eye can recommend some unprocessed suplimental type of plant life that will give you alot of those periodic table elements you missing which will help

these devils tried to kill you my dude...don't go out like that, get even...heal yourself

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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: Ex-Vaper ()
Date: September 20, 2019 07:44AM

The CDC people were here last night. They were nice.

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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: mahdi key aches muk mud ()
Date: September 20, 2019 08:52AM

dude...the CDC and medical doctors don't have a clue how to treat diseases...you break a bone, get in a auto accident, get burned, get shot...they are experts at that...as far as curing disease...they are criminals...don't give up

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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: Fox News. ()
Date: September 20, 2019 06:40PM

We're you buying from Wally World, by any chance?

Maybe you need a lawyer.



Walmart to End Sales of E-Cigarettes as Vaping Concerns Mount

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/09/20/business/walmart-vaping-e-cigarette-sales.html

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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: Ex-Vaper ()
Date: September 20, 2019 11:41PM

Fucking Walmart. no more vape sales, but they're still selling cigarettes.

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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: See you in hell ()
Date: September 21, 2019 05:00AM

Make sure the AC is on when I get there!
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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: Dork alert ()
Date: September 21, 2019 11:12PM

mahdi key aches muk mud Wrote:
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> to the original poster EX-VAPOR...
>
> eye don't think you should give up so easy...eye
> mean don't give up on healing yourself, give up
> vaping/smoking without a doubt
>
> if your punk ass bitch ass doctors say you gonna
> die you might as well make an attempt to heal
> yourself holistically
>
> go on a diet of 100% fruits/berries/melons(try to
> get organic or farmers market) and medicinal
> herbs(don't smoke them)...you can always go back
> to your regular and hopefully improved diet when
> you heal yourself...take the herbs during the day
> with no sweeteners...stay in the fasting state
> during the day....then at night eat your
> fruit...also get your fasting game up...in the
> fasting state or autophagy your cells start to
> repair themselves...start off with 24 hours...dry
> fasting will be even more aggressive
>
> get out in the sun naked...make sure you are in a
> pitch black dark room from 9pm to 1am...om
> speculating its going to be impossible to sleep on
> that fruitarian diet but that doesn't matter...the
> melatonin is produced in that time frame....learn
> how to perform lemon juice/distilled water
> enemas...in chinese medicine the large intestine
> something of a lieutenant to the lungs...
>
> not trying to write a novel here but if stay on
> this protocol(it might take years and you may get
> wretchedly thin but you can always gain that
> weight back) but hopefully you will bring back an
> oxygenated state in your body...
>
> get out to the mountains and breath that air...if
> you can't nevertheless perform deep breathing
> exercises...study Professor Arnold Ehret and Dr.
> Sebi...
>
> if you serious eye can recommend some unprocessed
> suplimental type of plant life that will give you
> alot of those periodic table elements you missing
> which will help
>
> these devils tried to kill you my dude...don't go
> out like that, get even...heal yourself





Why the fuck do you keep saying "eye" instead of "I"? Do you think it's cool? Did mommy and daddy not give you enough attention when you were a kid? I honestly think that you are a kid. Prolly some 9 year old that still plays with lego's.

LMAO

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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: Boo ()
Date: September 22, 2019 12:48AM

Hoo
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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: mahdi key aches muk mud ()
Date: September 23, 2019 01:31PM

so yeah...as EYE was saying...to the original poster....don't give up...eye think you could heal yourself...but its not going to be a doctor that helps you heal it

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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: Ex-Vaper ()
Date: September 24, 2019 09:43AM

The Jehovahs Witnesses, Catholics, Muslims, Methodists and agnostics are all trying to aide me in achieving some kind of salvation. All I know is I can't ducking breathe.

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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: 4rgtrefde ()
Date: September 27, 2019 06:52PM


gerrymanderer2 (OP) posts several lies on ffu daily - many\.10think he's a fx co gov worker who is getting paid to do it for false DNC democrat "advertising". he floods ffu with useless posts to bump down major news, posts fecal matter, mutilated bodies, child porn, foreign drug ads and sneaker ads, tells people to kill themselves and government should seize them and put them on psych pills in prison - decided by democrat gov of course, promotes kangaroo courthouse trials, gives anti-religious rants, gives satanic ritual rants, posts black males with large dicks on white young females, portends white low birth rate and fall of USA, food tampering/poisoning, and anything possible to DEMORALIZE white people on ffu. (perhaps a chinese prisoner or isis member - but definitely knowledgeable of fx co gov from the inside at times). the website operator has told him "not to post or return" which are still posted - not removed, by the sysop: not because of a political leaning but for continual illegal and gross spam along with messages that are only to demoralize if not kill others. he/she plays at financial terrorism as well: continuall reporting false financial data, and fake emergency please from (fake members of the community he makes up)


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Re: Vaping has got me on my deathbed
Posted by: Ex-Vaper ()
Date: October 04, 2019 07:05AM

I was in & out of a coma over the last 10 days. Even lawyers can't help me now.

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