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What’s the weirdest thing you’ve had to ask a pharmacist?
Posted by: Uncertified ()
Date: September 07, 2019 10:02AM

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve had to ask a pharmacist?

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Re: What’s the weirdest thing you’ve had to ask a pharmacist?
Posted by: "Put it on before you put it in" ()
Date: September 07, 2019 10:07AM

If he could measure my cock for the correct size condom.

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Re: What’s the weirdest thing you’ve had to ask a pharmacist?
Posted by: GPTHE ()
Date: September 07, 2019 10:41AM

If they had smaller rubbers.

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Re: What’s the weirdest thing you’ve had to ask a pharmacist?
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2. ()
Date: September 07, 2019 11:58PM

I had to ask my pharmacist if it was possible for me to get an std from my goat.

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Re: What’s the weirdest thing you’ve had to ask a pharmacist?
Posted by: Black Caulk ()
Date: September 08, 2019 12:07AM

Uncertified Wrote:
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> What’s the weirdest thing you’ve had to ask a
> pharmacist?


What melts a nigger fast

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Re: What’s the weirdest thing you’ve had to ask a pharmacist?
Posted by: Gerrys buddy ()
Date: September 08, 2019 05:56AM

I asked him if they carry goat size condoms.

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Re: What’s the weirdest thing you’ve had to ask a pharmacist?
Posted by: Twinker ()
Date: September 08, 2019 10:02AM

Maxi pads for my bloody asshole.

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Re: What’s the weirdest thing you’ve had to ask a pharmacist?
Posted by: Shecky. ()
Date: September 08, 2019 10:24AM

I once asked the pharmacist what's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer...?

He said...the taste.

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Re: What’s the weirdest thing you’ve had to ask a pharmacist?
Posted by: Torny ()
Date: September 20, 2019 02:34AM

If you think that you get HIV symptoms - you should get https://prepgeneric.com/truvada-generics/ cause those pills kill that diseases in short terms. And you always will fell yourself like a superman.

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Re: What’s the weirdest thing you’ve had to ask a pharmacist?
Posted by: broken hearted ()
Date: September 20, 2019 02:54PM

Never had the balls to ask her anything, but Ashley no longer works at the pharmacy in the Giant at Greenbriar. :-(

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Re: What’s the weirdest thing you’ve had to ask a pharmacist?
Posted by: Larry Laffer ()
Date: September 20, 2019 03:13PM

Leisure Suit Larry was the best

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Re: What’s the weirdest thing you’ve had to ask a pharmacist?
Posted by: wantinit ()
Date: September 21, 2019 10:26AM

..If she would go out with me .. as i put my bottle of wine..Lube.. condoms and a prescription for viagra on the counter..

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Re: What’s the weirdest thing you’ve had to ask a pharmacist?
Posted by: frewd333 ()
Date: September 21, 2019 07:25PM


with a friend at pharmaccist, conversations of

WHY THE F'ING HINDU ALWAYS SAYS THE CONNECTION WITH THE MEDICAL PROVIDER IS DOWN when (medicare) is supposed to pay out

and why the hindu then insists on cash payment




at home depot, why hindu are always hacking the computer pressing like 20 keys for every key a normal employee presses

they are hacking the cash registers is why

hindus and cash registers don't mix


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Re: What’s the weirdest thing you’ve had to ask a pharmacist?
Posted by: 09dkfjd ()
Date: September 21, 2019 07:48PM

"did you know IBM brand cash registers record full statistics on employee key presses so cash register hackers can be arrested?"

that's the next strange question i'm going to ask a hindu pharmacist

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Re: What’s the weirdest thing you’ve had to ask a pharmacist?
Posted by: respect da bbc ()
Date: September 21, 2019 08:04PM

Are you on birth control or do we need to buy plan B? I asked this to Ashley at the Giant in Greenbriar after I nutted inside her.

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Re: What’s the weirdest thing you’ve had to ask a pharmacist?
Posted by: Ashley’s Husband ()
Date: September 22, 2019 09:26AM

Ashley from the Greenbrier Giant is my wife. She quit that awful low paying job because she couldn’t put up with limp dicked creeps like some you posting here asking her stupid questions. No, she would never fuck you and she thinks you’re all pathetic. Your own palms wouldn’t fuck you so you can’t even masturbate.

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Re: What’s the weirdest thing you’ve had to ask a pharmacist?
Posted by: Bob from Giant ()
Date: September 22, 2019 11:16AM

Is Ashley a true redhead or is that a dye job?

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Re: What’s the weirdest thing you’ve had to ask a pharmacist?
Posted by: Fjsvak ()
Date: September 22, 2019 11:24AM

Why is anyone asking pharmacist’s anything? Didn’t the doctor already explain what the medication is for? Or do you need a second opinion from some fake wannabe doctor with like 4 weeks of education?

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Re: What’s the weirdest thing you’ve had to ask a pharmacist?
Posted by: I didn't ask you a goddamn thing ()
Date: September 22, 2019 11:46AM

Fjsvak Wrote:
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> Why is anyone asking pharmacist’s anything?
> Didn’t the doctor already explain what the
> medication is for? Or do you need a second opinion
> from some fake wannabe doctor with like 4 weeks of
> education?

And they print out those charts that show how good you are at taking your medication that are based on when you pick up one prescription to the next. I may have missed a couple of days during one month and they said I had something like a 60% of consistency in taking my medication. Really? What fucking math are you using? And supposedly they report that back to your insurance company who can threaten to not pay for your prescriptions if they feel you are not taking them as directed. So now I always get my prescriptions refilled as early as possible so they cannot detect a missed day or two.

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