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Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Whatever happened to Art Schlemmel’s Fairfax Hoagie? I used to go to the one out in Chantilly all the time, and I think they were also in Oakton and Falls Church. It was so funny because there used to be an old guy who worked there that would yell anything you told him to for a buck. One time we gave him two dollars to run out into the parking lot and yell “I speak Bantu!” as loud as he could, and he freakin kept shouting it so loud at a group of people in the parking lot that one of them got really freaked out about it called the cops. It was so awesome. He used to yell “Big Randy” a lot for some reason too.