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Just got back from a research trip. Went to Samoa, Tonga and New Zealand. Forget the groid. These beasts have literally evolved to become fat, lazy, violent and stupid pedos. Abundance of fruit and fish made them lazy and greedy. Fat floats so natural selection favored lardish individuals for the passage in outrigger dugouts. Limited territory on islands made them extremely violent and stunted intellectual curiousity/innovation. limited breeding populations have led some tribes to begin intercourse long before puberty even in modern times. What a wonderful species! Best of all they are fleeing for Cali in droves because apparently crime, welfare, drugs and fast food are even better than easy natural pickings on their abysmal rocks
The Maori were documented to take prisoners, eat an arm, row to the next island with a fresh, live captive, eat another arm and so on to preserve the meat. These are truly savages. Evolution did them no favors.
Never point out these outdated evolutionary traits in person to an island brute. Instead of calmly and rationally defending the finer points of their species, Polynesians will instantly become violent and prove your point for you. So either way you win but you might have to clean 400lbs of adipose and sweat off your porch if you are forthright..
Sorry state of affairs Wrote:
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> Right-wing stupid shit just keeps getting stupider
> and stupider. Imagine that.
Rather than presenting an intelligent rebuttal to defend this wretched humanoid species, you blither on about the "stupid right wing"... I'd call you out for the "attack the man logical fallacy" but that would obviously fall on deaf ears
Sorry state of affairs Wrote:
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> Right-wing stupid shit just keeps getting stupider
> and stupider. Imagine that.
I second the motion!!
Any discussion? Okay, no discussion.
All in favor say aye:
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All opposed, say nay:
Let the record show rhe vote was unanimous.
The motion is accepted as a part of our charter.
Our charter will now read: "Home of the right-wing stupid shit just keeps getting stupider and stupider. Imagine that."
Excess adipose tissue can save your life when your dugout canoe swamps. In 2019 we have life jackets. Avoiding diabetes and heart disease is now a higher priority than buoancy. Time to put these porkers in the "antique farm equipment" scrap heap for sure
I've always seen right through Disney. Yes, people who spend hundreds of hours animating a 14 year old girl in swim wear flirting with an obese tatted cannibal are likely pedos. But it's an accurate representation of Polynesian culture!
Cannibalism is totally natural bro. Hundreds of other mammals do it! It's the other white meat and I've heard it's delicious. Ya know I just heard it somewhere or read it.. ok fine, I've eaten human flesh and loved it. But I swear it was my own. Autocannibalism is my kink and I demand you respect my life style. If tranny's can cut off their whang doodle AND waste the meat, I can do what I like with my calf muscle!