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Re: Town of Mosaic: YOGA IN THE PARK, EVERY SUNDAY
Posted by:
Lexington Inbred
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Date: June 23, 2019 09:55PM
Warrior 1 Wrote:
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> DOWN DAWG!
>
> IN THE TOWN OF MOSAIC,
> IN STRAWBERRY PARK,
>
> FREE YOGA IN THE PARK,
> EVERY SUNDAY WITH MANDATORY LYCRA YOGA PANTS!!
Are you fucking kidding me?!!
In Lexington we have Salvation Army in the Park every Sunday.
Re: Town of Mosaic: YOGA IN THE PARK, EVERY SUNDAY
Posted by:
Duly elected representatives
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Date: June 24, 2019 07:55PM
Town huh? What type of government does your "Town" have? Have you established rules, regulations and laws and passed them through the State? Have you filed your articles of Incorporation? Do you have a means of raising revenue? Are you reimbursing the county for the education of the children within your "Town" limits? Have you established an Emergency Action Plan with Law Enforcement and the National Guard?
Re: Town of Mosaic: YOGA IN THE PARK, EVERY SUNDAY
Posted by:
You asked...
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Date: June 24, 2019 08:20PM
Duly elected representatives Wrote:
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> Town huh? What type of government does your "Town" have?
A duly elected Republic.
>Have you established rules, regulations andlaws and passed them through the State?
Yes
> Have you filed your articles of Incorporation?
Yes
>Do you have a means of raising revenue? Are you reimbursing
> the county for the education of the children
> within your "Town" limits? Have you established an
> Emergency Action Plan with Law Enforcement and the
> National Guard?
Re: Town of Mosaic: YOGA IN THE PARK, EVERY SUNDAY
Posted by:
So You Have The Authority
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Date: June 24, 2019 09:29PM
To rename your "towns" streets to Queer Street, Queen Sharon St Section 8 St
Gun Free St Cross Dressing St Everything's Free St Freak St and other names. Which St will you OP be living on
Re: Town of Mosaic: YOGA IN THE PARK, EVERY SUNDAY
Posted by:
Well-heeled Mosaic Resident
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Date: June 24, 2019 11:35PM
The Town of Mosaic, VA welcomes the NRA'S executive committee to lunch this week at our renowned Sisters restaurant. As a law and order town, we are eager to foster a healthy relationship between the people of Mosaic and anyone carrying a weapon.
Re: Town of Mosaic: YOGA IN THE PARK, EVERY SUNDAY
Posted by:
What I Want To Know
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Date: June 25, 2019 09:45PM
Is the Tilefish going to be Fairfax's County's symbol of the so called Mosiac District, please make Upscale Vibe AKA "Vienna Guy's" with a spicy sauce to mask the flavor of the 5 day old fish he likes so much in West Falls Church and Vienna dives
Re: Town of Mosaic: YOGA IN THE PARK, EVERY SUNDAY
Posted by:
Upscale vibe
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Date: June 26, 2019 08:17AM
Upscale vibe Wrote:
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> There will always be some low-lifes whose flaming
> envy and butthurt lead them to tying to tear down
> the Mosaic District's obvious success.
So true, and many of them will come from decaying nearby dumps that are also falling behind Brockmont.
Re: Town of Mosaic: YOGA IN THE PARK, EVERY SUNDAY
Posted by:
Emily G.
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Date: June 26, 2019 08:59AM
I used to go to Down Dog Yoga in Georgetown. I stopped after one time when I bent over at the waist and suddenly had terrible diarrhea in my yoga pants. Most people there were sympathetic, but I could tell that a couple were horrified / disgusted at the horrible mess and smell. I thought that was very rude and I didn’t go back.
Re: Town of Mosaic: YOGA IN THE PARK, EVERY SUNDAY
Posted by:
Alternate reality
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Date: June 26, 2019 07:01PM
Mo's Ache Wrote:
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> I dare you to find a tubby in a Town of Mosaic
> yoga class.
>
> The yoginis in class are slim & trim.
Let me guess .... "Mosaic. Where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average".
You might want to have a serious talk with your physician about the meds you are on.
Re: Town of Mosaic: YOGA IN THE PARK, EVERY SUNDAY
Posted by:
Dump Loring
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Date: June 26, 2019 07:17PM
Upscale vibe Wrote:
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> Upscale vibe Wrote:
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> > There will always be some low-lifes whose
> flaming
> > envy and butthurt lead them to tying to tear
> down
> > the Mosaic District's obvious success.
>
> So true, and many of them will come from decaying
> nearby dumps that are also falling behind
> Brockmont.
^ Alzheimer's douchebag forgot to change his name when responding to his own post again.
Re: Town of Mosaic: YOGA IN THE PARK, EVERY SUNDAY
Posted by:
Well-heeled Mosaic Resident
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Date: June 26, 2019 10:20PM
Alternate reality Wrote:
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> Mo's Ache Wrote:
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> > I dare you to find a tubby in a Town of Mosaic
> > yoga class.
> >
> > The yoginis in class are slim & trim.
>
> Let me guess .... "Mosaic. Where all the women are
> strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the
> children are above average".
>
> You might want to have a serious talk with your
> physician about the meds you are on.
Hey, listen... Mosaic rresidents work hard, work-out hard, eat well & play hsrd.
This Y2.2K lifestyle does not lend itself to sitting around eating macaroons and smoking jools.
Hypercritical boomers are prone to hyperbole, exaggeration and a shitload of fake news.
The proud hard-working, residents of the great Town of Mosaic are rarely "tubby" and mostly good-looking!