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Redskins Open Tryouts
Posted by: Gen Mgr ()
Date: June 01, 2019 02:05PM

Who would make the better linebacker - Serena Williams or Michael Obama?

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Re: Redskins Open Tryouts
Posted by: Jgdjks ()
Date: June 01, 2019 03:03PM

Good one! You are soooo funny and clever! I wish I could come up with things so brilliant

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Re: Redskins Open Tryouts
Posted by: The Answerer ()
Date: June 01, 2019 03:18PM

Michael Obama, cuz Serena suffered a groin injury while playing in the French Open.

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Re: Redskins Open Tryouts
Posted by: the questionable question ()
Date: June 01, 2019 05:33PM

Which draft picks were selected to play fudgepacker or offensive end?

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Re: Redskins Open Tryouts
Posted by: Local Massa ()
Date: June 02, 2019 12:16AM

Which one can pick the most cotton?

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Re: Redskins Open Tryouts
Posted by: Why not both? ()
Date: June 02, 2019 12:19AM

Gen Mgr Wrote:
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> Who would make the better linebacker - Serena
> Williams or Michael Obama?

Both of those apes couldn't hurt. They already look like linebackers.

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Re: Redskins Open Tryouts
Posted by: Serena wins ()
Date: June 02, 2019 07:15AM

Serena. Moo shell can’t find a protective cup to protect her junk!

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Re: Redskins Open Tryouts
Posted by: Linebacker ()
Date: June 02, 2019 07:18AM

Write-in candidate: Hambeast Malm

Gen Mgr Wrote:
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> Who would make the better linebacker - Serena
> Williams or Michael Obama?

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Re: Redskins Open Tryouts
Posted by: Linejudge ()
Date: June 02, 2019 07:54AM

Watched the French Open yesterday. Serena is more manly than any liberal male alive today.

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Re: Redskins Open Tryouts
Posted by: Barack Hussein ()
Date: June 02, 2019 01:10PM

Michael is only half the man that Serena is.

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Re: Redskins Open Tryouts
Posted by: Christian Adolph ()
Date: June 02, 2019 10:43PM

I'll be there tomorrow. At 84 years old, I'll be the best QB on the team's roster. I'm bringing Bobby Mitchell with me. He will be the best flanker on the roster.

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Re: Redskins Open Tryouts
Posted by: Sonny jurgensonnnn ()
Date: June 02, 2019 10:54PM

Does sonny jurhenson still shake like shit with his hands?

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Re: Redskins Open Tryouts
Posted by: Need A Free Safety ()
Date: June 02, 2019 11:50PM


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Re: Redskins Open Tryouts
Posted by: Three Coil Steamer ()
Date: June 10, 2019 11:59PM


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