If any one here is an advertiser or sponsor these idiots, do not give them free stuff. Cakes and Brett Oliveria take your nice gestures of goodwill, and put them on Ebay for sale. Stuff that is supposed to be promotional, or for guest prep/ reference. Trust me I work there, I am an intern, I dont make shit, and here are 5 idiots who make BIG BUCKS-bleeding the station to line their pockets. They always ask for free stuff. Stupid ass listeners literally drive over to the station with trunk fulls of free stuff. These guys DO NOT need any perks. BVTW Mr. John 'Cakes' Auville has this reputation for being the nice guy. He is a hateful asshole. Lurch is nice. JP will actually take time and talk to listeners. EB is full of EB. If that guy could fuck himself he would. Brett is a fucking Philistine, and uncultured slob. He would not know elegance or good taste if it jail sexed him. If you bring these guys gifts or free stuff, you're an idiot. Trust me, as soon as you leave the station, they are quick to goof on your good nature, and figure out how to leech a buck out of what you just gave them. I am so sick of being around The Fan. Thses people here make me realize that most people feel self-entitled, are two face, and would slit your throat for a farthing.

Who the fuck cares?

"Who the fuck cares?"
Obviously and ironically you do. You care enough to chime in. What an idiot.

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> " Brett is a fucking Philistine"
>
> You really shouldn't bash that man for his
> ethnicity. The Philistinians have suffered enough
> under the zionists.


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Yeah, I though Brett was summerian. I hear he is fluent in sanskrit.

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> "Who the fuck cares?"
> Obviously and ironically you do. You care enough
> to chime in. What an idiot.

Shut it, Intern.

LOL

Intern.

I'm fucked. They just read it on air. Well, it was a good semester.

Cheap move for more ratings.

I'd love to hear this intern rip them on the Junkies on Monday. But isn't the "free stuff" the Junkies get essentially in exchange for free plugs on the show? I mean, I'm sure Bonefish and the Palm come out on top at the end of the day. If you're saying they get even more free stuff than they talk about, then I think I'd like to see a list. Can't wait for the King of Ashburn tour.

You're telling me that 4 rednecks from PG County and a douche who only eats bbq chicken lack class??? No. Fucking. Way.

Class. Class. Class.

All the way.

Where's my fucking coffee intern? I told, you 1 sugar,not 2!

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> I'd love to hear this intern rip them on the
> Junkies on Monday. But isn't the "free stuff" the
> Junkies get essentially in exchange for free plugs
> on the show? I mean, I'm sure Bonefish and the
> Palm come out on top at the end of the day. If
> you're saying they get even more free stuff than
> they talk about, then I think I'd like to see a
> list. Can't wait for the King of Ashburn tour.


Whether or not these guys are doing anything wrong (if they are doing it) comes down to the station's policy. If the items are meant as giveaways to listeners as part of a sponsorship, that could be an issue. But if people want to give shit to the Junkies as gifts and they turn around and sell it, that is different. However, if the Junkies promote Bonefish and the Palm because they get free food and those restaurants aren't paying for advertising, the management at WJFK is fucking retarded, policy or not, for letting it happen.

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Im not talking about The Palm... anything related to perishables, food etc...
I'm talking about CDs, books sent by authors, publishers... bluetooth devices, electronics...
They would sell the green room furniture or the stand-up arcade game that was in there if they could.

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> Im not talking about The Palm... anything related
> to perishables, food etc...
> I'm talking about CDs, books sent by authors,
> publishers... bluetooth devices, electronics...
> They would sell the green room furniture or the
> stand-up arcade game that was in there if they
> could.


First you work there and now you are an ex-intern. What gives?

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He is just pissed because he didnt get any of that crap to himself.

Nothing to see here.


Move on people.

A farthing?

WTL, it was tongue in cheek. When they find out who I am, I expect to be escorted to my car after being water-boarded.

Slit your throat for a farthing
(phrase) - Someone so evil they would cut you for a farthing. Cats are often guilty of this

It was a Phil Hendrie refernce I think?
Only the OP knows fer sure...

A farthing (derived from the Anglo-Saxon feorthing, a fourthling or fourth part[1]) was an English coin worth one quarter of a penny, 1/960 of a pound sterling. Such coins were first minted in England in the 13th century, and continued to be used until 31 December 1960 when they ceased to be legal tender.

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> WTL, it was tongue in cheek. When they find out
> who I am, I expect to be escorted to my car after
> being water-boarded.


If these guys are doing it, they are being pretty blatant about it. It doesn't sound like the station gives a shit. WJFK probably doesn't want that shit lying around, gathering dust. Especially the crappier stuff.

The fact is most of the stuff ending up at WJFK or any radio station is expected to end up in the trash or someone's pocket anyway. You are really making something your business that isn't your business at all.

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Its all about the hustle man...get it if you can. And really who are they hurting? Love how they owned it on air.. that intern is probably just not getting enough of their attention. Bottom line; i would do the exact same thing.

WashingTone-Locian ()
Listen to him, he knows everything.

Tone, I think the intern is just venting. Give the kid a break.

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> Its all about the hustle man...get it if you can.
> And really who are they hurting? Love how they
> owned it on air.. that intern is probably just not
> getting enough of their attention. Bottom line; i
> would do the exact same thing.


I personally wouldn't do it and I wouldn't want my "highly paid" on-air talent doing it, either. If I were the manager of the station, I would throw away the crap and keep the best stuff for prize drawings for the employees.

That said, if this doesn't violate station policy, I don't understand what the issue is. It's not illegal, immoral or, based on the station's indifference, not unethical by WJFK's standards.

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> Listen to him, he knows everything.
>

Thanks for recognizing that.

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I believe in the past they have discussed how they just ebay books etc. if they dont want them. or i might be confusing them with chad dukes... what im saying is i dont think that part is a secret. if they send them a book, and they read it (or dont) and they dont really want to keep it, why not sell it on ebay? do you want them to donate it to the library or something.

Have you ever seen pictures of these douche bags? Wow, they certainly have faces for radio. And lurch thinks he's the King of Ashburn, that guy's ugly face would stop a truck.

hey intern your going way to far, if you don't think people like Howard Sterin get free shit your dreaming. o and by the way he makes 500 million a year. It's really pretty simple, these guys came up with a very simple radio show with there buddys (simple) who cares how much they make or what free shit they get. All jobs have perks and if you are in the DC area you'd better make at the least 150,000 a year.If they have a big ego or are dicks then don't deal with them, go find a walmart job. Trust me if the Junks were not making CBS $$$ they would be gone.And if you don't understand this then you'll never make it. so go to 7-11 and eat lunch while the rest of us go drink some beer at the palm and laugh about your poor ass.

Ok since I'm wanted and my time is short, I'll give you a run down of the talent there from my experience, your mileage may vary.

Ms. Receptionist. Very nice lady, talks on her cell all the time. Concerned about the state of her nails. I love ya B/

Bear. Nice guy. Solid, genuine. Works with a smile. Would never do a softshoe on Main wearing spats dancing with a parasol and a toothy grin.

JP, serious guy. I think is intensity may be mistaken for being somewhat snobbish. Seems to have a lot on his mind. Least appreciated of the 4, but does most of the heavy lifting for the other 3. Cares about the show.

Jason B.- jock sniffer from way back. The boy loves his sports. He can be curt, and somewhat gruff. Would phone it in if he could. Would not want to be in a lifeboat scenario with the guy. Degenerate gambler. Big on getting what he can, when he can get it. Likes high profile cronies. God knows what his home life is like.

Cakes. Aloof, likes to work on his vocabulary. Speaks in an annoying staccato cadence. Most likely to actually employ that absurd pidgin they speak in to the point of grating. Cheap. His dark side vibes nasty. The type that would smile as he turns the knife and twists. Cheap. Most likely (close with EB though) to use Maxim magazine to guage what is hip. Most likely has the most stable home life.
Not as intellegent as he thinks. Cakes, you were at the right place at the right time, and fate smiled upon you. Count your blessings.

EB. Selfish. K-mart taste with Nieman Marcus wallet. No wonder he is think with OliveriA (yes I know you hate that Brett). Like to think he is somewhat cultured. Most likely to misuse a word. Can be affable, but always leaves you wondering of his sincerity. Trash taste. Would dump Sports format in a heartbeat. You can take the boy out of P.G.... Another cat who should be thanking God every 5 seconds.

Brett. Uh. Borderline Aspberger's... dense as spent uranium. Has as many get rich schemes as Ralph Kramden. Deviant. Most likely to enjoy scat. Would be a social embarrassment in a NASCAR infield meet-n-greet. Thinks hipness can be bought. Star-fucker, hung up on trash culture. Perhaps cloned from Bickle's DNA. Those 2 should marry. Fancies himself a ladies man. Another lucky boy. Destined for a low level Public Works gig if not for hitting the fate pick six.

Mike Wise. Surprised his ego fits in the building. Has this delusion that he has street cred. Anothe rguy who wants you to think that in his past he had to beat pussy off with a stick. This vibe of Lady Killer runs riot through the station. Wants to be Tony K., and you can tell he covets K's Q rating.

Wise's Minion-all yes men. Mike says something and they all agree. During the snowstorm one of those idiots was gabbing it around the station about borrowing his mommy's car, and actually went on the air sounding like it was OK to drive around when the police were telling people to stay home. I think it was CJ, I heard it second hand. Bunch of idiots who take up too much room.

Matt Cahill (drab)... nice guy who takes a lot of shit. Under appreciated. Most likely to help a stranger and tell no one about it.

Chad Scisson Dukes. Charismatic. Huge ego despite claiming otherwise. Steals O&A material- has a Jim Norton complex. Sexual degenerate. Would stick it any hole that radiated a little heat. Actually nice to his fans. I have a feeling the Junkies are surprised how his star has risen, and a couple resent it. Nothing is as pat on the back friendly as they would have you think. Chad is in all a nice guy. Complex individual. Most likely to go through several divorces. Can't imagine living with the cat.

Arrington. What you hear on air is close to reality. You can tell he is used to getting his way. Ego. Big. He should listen to Springsteen's 'Glory Days'. More upset by Portis than he copped to. Despite trying to make you think otherwise, vulnerable in that he is very careful of the public persona he cultivated and is desperate to maintain. I have a feeling his greatest fear is becoming a footnote in NFL history.

Kushner. Nicest guy at the station.

....

If you want more, let me know. I have to stop now.

Kevin BDK...
Poster boy for DSM-IV. Grates. The only way to silence him when he rolls would be with a heavy object. Thinks he is Ebert. Desperate for approval. Breath rancid, body odor pronounced. Insecure. Perhaps repressed sexually. OCD palpable. Shit taste in film, fancies himself an undiscovered Francios Truffaut, or Jean Luc-Goddard. Most likely to secretly play with his feces.

I'm hungry for a hot dogg.

Of all the shows, I really enjoy Kushner the most. Too bad he's consistently cut off for Wizards games or what have you.

Wow big words, half of us idiots don't even no what your talking about.I have a ? for you, are you a Faggot? You talk about sex in everyone of your people labels. Most gay's talk like this.

Intern:
Wow for being a whole 4 weeks into the semester you really have shit figured out don't you? I don't think you understand the bag of worms you opened up here...
You are what an upperclassmen at one of the local college's working twards a marketing or journalism degree? Although I agree with u to an extent that the four "donks" from pg county might sometimes lack in class style they are still very popular with a #1 rated morning show having survived staition flips and reformattings... If you can't understand that these guys really know how to work their gig then you need to find another line of work. When/if you graduate your first employer is gonna ask about your internship and find out that you shit on all your coworkers/betters as a 19/20 year old. It's
a bad look.
If this point you should just move because you are gonna be a dc radio story brought up on the show for years.
Please excuse my spelling and grammer errors I am at work/lunch break and had to write fast. @missouladonk HOLLA

Any references to sex were used in the context of pathology. Your retort smacks of suppression/repression. I suggest an SSRI at minimum.

butt monkey, pole smoker,homo,faggot,quir,when you fart does it smell like burnt KY. Tell us something about you . Are you on craigs list with the 2" nubby looking for a 10" top. don't hide be a man for God sake.

No, P1 I lay no claim to having figured anything out, as my post was my impression. I could be entirely wrong. You guys know you love to read inside stuff anyway. If my impressions were wrong, it would not be a big surprise. As humans, we are very complex beings by nature. Of course my ramblings should be taken as just that. We all develop impressions of people through interaction and experience. For all I know, all listed above could be missionaries, or philanthropists. I only know what I see, and nothing else.

ex are u really a
your post speaks volumes, as you are the one who chooses to let fly your vitriol with allusion to homosexual fantasy. Perhaps a good look in the mirror is in order.

ex are u really a wrote:
"Are you on craigs list with the 2" nubby looking for a 10" top. don't hide be a man for God sake."

-incidentally what are you doing browsing such ads? Your acknowledgment that such an ad exists, only shows that you browse posts where men meet men for sex. I was not aware of such an ad, for I do not seek them. Good luck on your search though, perhaps true love does indeed exist.

Im far from any homosexal fantasy, i'm just saying that most Faggots talk like you. What i mean is that most faggots think they are smarter than the avg. person.In this case you speak about alot of people, we just want to no about you. You'll lose your job if this is real. Just be a real man and come out of the closet. We'd like to no who you are the, Fans that is.Stop hiding behine the computer.

The Ex-Intern Wrote:
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> Arrington. What you hear on air is close to
> reality. You can tell he is used to getting his
> way. Ego. Big. He should listen to Springsteen's
> 'Glory Days'. More upset by Portis than he copped
> to. Despite trying to make you think otherwise,
> vulnerable in that he is very careful of the
> public persona he cultivated and is desperate to
> maintain. I have a feeling his greatest fear is
> becoming a footnote in NFL history.
>

Why would he be worried about becoming a footnote in NFL history? He already is one even among retired Skins and he's done playing. He was a great athelete in his day and a likable player but even among Redskin linebakers he rates well below the likes of Neil Olkewicz, Monte Coleman, Wilber Marshall or Ken Harvey.

A little to rambling and inarticulate for a broadcasting career as well.

hide Wrote:
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> Im far from any homosexal fantasy, i'm just saying
> that most Faggots talk like you. What i mean is
> that most faggots think they are smarter than the
> avg. person.In this case you speak about alot of
> people, we just want to no about you. You'll lose
> your job if this is real. Just be a real man and
> come out of the closet. We'd like to no who you
> are the, Fans that is.Stop hiding behine the
> computer.

*homosexual
*a lot
*know
*know
*behind

I hate when people spell "know" wrong. It's a pet peeve of mine, especially considering you're probably older than 8.

The only person i found on craigs list is your Mom. Can you please use smaller words use idiots don't understand.

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> The Ex-Intern Wrote:
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> -----
> > Arrington. What you hear on air is close to
> > reality. You can tell he is used to getting his
> > way. Ego. Big. He should listen to
> Springsteen's
> > 'Glory Days'. More upset by Portis than he
> copped
> > to. Despite trying to make you think otherwise,
> > vulnerable in that he is very careful of the
> > public persona he cultivated and is desperate
> to
> > maintain. I have a feeling his greatest fear is
> > becoming a footnote in NFL history.
> >
>
> Why would he be worried about becoming a footnote
> in NFL history? He already is one even among
> retired Skins and he's done playing. He was a
> great athelete in his day and a likable player but
> even among Redskin linebakers he rates well below
> the likes of Neil Olkewicz, Monte Coleman, Wilber
> Marshall or Ken Harvey.
>
> A little to rambling and inarticulate for a
> broadcasting career as well.


LaVar Arrington is already a footnote in NFL history. Twenty years from now, he will be known as the guy who gave Troy Aikman his last concussion. No shame in that, but hardly Canton-bound.

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ex in his usual eloquence spewed:
"The only person i found on craigs list is your Mom. Can you please use smaller words use idiots don't understand."

I will leave you with this, and then I will continue my life ignoring you:

As Aleister Crowleyy once wrote
"Stupidity should be painful".

Thanks for the compliment,it's been fun. I really don't think this is real tho. I'm sure it's a bit of some kind. You need to to listen to the Newer Motor Head cd.song # 2 it fits you to a tee. The name is (were going to teach you the blues)..Make sure u listen to the words. Have fun with this pole smoker..

FUCK YOU

I've never met the Junkies, but I have to say, what you write not only seems believable but it's entertaining as all hell. Your slams are on point and absolutely crushing. Bravo.

The question I have is if you're as sharp witted in person as you are in print, because I don't doubt they'd have you on the show to say it 'to the face', so to speak. Just be prepared for the way JP (who you point out is the creative force for this show) will want to address this, if at all.

Also, I disagree with whoever said this is a bad career move for a 19/20 year old intern. While I'm a little confused as to why she is so angry, I think handling this situation is better experience than filling Cakes' water bottle.

for some reason, I really find this fascinating. If there's other details/info you have but don't want to post in this message board, please email them to me at helpmehero@gmail.com. Good luck!

I have met everyone single person you mentioned and work at the station - you could not be anymore on point - it's scary how accurate you really are.

First, I'd like to thank everyone who took the time to say thanks for the post.

If you think it was inaccurate, again the observations were from first hand impression through experience. I could be completely wrong.

But, I do give you this for thought:

The Junks Get emails, and have their own message board where people post their opinions all the time. This is the first post that they elected to read on the air. The fact that JP did it is quite telling. Jp does not get the credit he deserves for steering that ship. In way, it was vindication for JP to read it, because he saw the truth in my post, as I gave him the credit he knows he would not get otherwise. Listen to the podcast and notice how defensive Brett gets. Taken aback that someone would dare rock the ego-based world that they reside in. Cakes rests on this notion of him being 'the nice guy', when it is far from true. EB and Lurch do as little as possible to further the profile of the show. The Junkies are suffering from complacency, as they think that they are the high watermark for the station... The laziness is beginning to show. They could take a lesson from Chad Dukes on how to build and maintain an image.

Thanks again all for reading my little posting. My impetus was born from just the day to day garbage I see at the fan. I look at other folks who struggle to make ends meet day to day. Just watching these really financially successful people try to line their pockets with promotional items, books etc. just made me take pause and wonder when enough is enough.

Which segment of Friday's show were they reading your post? Looking at their podcast list there are 13 segments, and I don't want to listen to 4 hours of them complaining about how poor they are.

Rick-

It starts within the 1st minute of the 13th segment.

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>
> It starts within the 1st minute of the 13th
> segment.


Listened to it. Two observations. The WJFK podcast quality sucks ass. Why do I hear static on the fucking thing? WTF?

Second, this is proof that these jackasses follow what is written here. The Junkies do, and so do O'Meara and company.

Seriously, do they have that much going on in their lives that they can't spend a few minutes a day here seeing what people are saying about them?

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OP, did the junks figure out your identity today? Curious as to whether there was any fallout.

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> If any one here is an advertiser or sponsor these
> idiots, do not give them free stuff. Cakes and
> Brett Oliveria take your nice gestures of
> goodwill, and put them on Ebay for sale. Stuff
> that is supposed to be promotional, or for guest
> prep/ reference. Trust me I work there, I am an
> intern, I dont make shit, and here are 5 idiots
> who make BIG BUCKS-bleeding the station to line
> their pockets. They always ask for free stuff.
> Stupid ass listeners literally drive over to the
> station with trunk fulls of free stuff. These guys
> DO NOT need any perks. BVTW Mr. John 'Cakes'
> Auville has this reputation for being the nice
> guy. He is a hateful asshole. Lurch is nice. JP
> will actually take time and talk to listeners. EB
> is full of EB. If that guy could fuck himself he
> would. Brett is a fucking Philistine, and
> uncultured slob. He would not know elegance or
> good taste if it jail sexed him. If you bring
> these guys gifts or free stuff, you're an idiot.
> Trust me, as soon as you leave the station, they
> are quick to goof on your good nature, and figure
> out how to leech a buck out of what you just gave
> them. I am so sick of being around The Fan. Thses
> people here make me realize that most people feel
> self-entitled, are two face, and would slit your
> throat for a farthing.
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What about kevin and rock show on the fan? any dirt on them?

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> What about kevin and rock show on the fan? any
> dirt on them?


Didn't they get canned already?

who knows i like them better than anyoneelse on there

Hey Cakes. I was close enough to you to flick that cap off your bald head. Your stupid chuckle is driving me insane. Do you have to giggle after every sentence you utter? And could you stop going "AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW..." as a preface to your mundane ramblings?
EB, when are you and Brett going to tie the knot? You two are like a couple of schoolgirls. I am waiting to see you guys hold hands and skip down the hallway upstairs by the war room. EB if you knocked Brett up, you guys would have a cute baby: a thigh with gray hair.
Lurch, do you ever bet with "T" on how fast you can make your daughters cry?
JP, I think 4 more inches in height would have made you much more mellow. Kudos on the book Napoleon. Do you ever feel like you are the only reason the show has legs? You should.
What do you guys think of Chad? Does it bother you that a former stalking intern is outgunning you professionally? Say what you will about Mr. Scisson, but that guy is a professional.
Lavar, 3 words: Hooked on phonics.

Ha ha! The OP obviously got under their skin. These guys don't have the self-confidence to match their over-sized egos. Makes me think these guys know they are frauds and that they are really one pink slip away from working at Toys R Us.

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Sport-Junkies saugen Ziege Kugeln.....hahahahahahaha!

CBS is probably paying $1 mil+ for those four idiots, who live in 16th place. On the other hand, Kane is constantly in the Top 5 and I would be surprised if his salary was as much as one of the Junkies. Hell, the Junkies trail Ballard on Big 100.3! Do you think Ballard makes more than $150K?

If you are reading this, Junks, you ought to keep your resumes updated. CBS would be out of its mind to renew your contract. You have had nearly five years to do something in the ratings and you have done shit. You should have remained on mid-days and weekends getting $50K each, or whatever they were paying you.

I understand that Mike is investing in a studio expansion to accommodate The Junkies when they finally lose their show...



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I listened to that podcast. First - like WTL wrote, that static is annoying. Are they broadcasting on an AM station? Real fucking professional. Second - you can tell that they were a little "bitter" and that the thread/post got under there skin. How much do you want to be they're going to try and sniff that intern out and make his life hell for the semester?

I hope they're saving whatever money they're making.

__________________________________
That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

Foolish lichlings! Any additional fallout?

This issue dead?

Fear not, my loyal archlich, the h8erz will not disrupt the junkies reign. The intern will taste the wrath of my cold deathly grip. LICH!!!

No more play?

Patchwerk sez dis intern will get his comlichins. Lichbags!

Daddy I did it!

I team up with Patchwerk and we drop some lichy bombs on this intern, lichlubber

Flesh from bone!

yall fuckers all rich, let me get some!!! I'm all squished! Y'all fuckers payin' for my lunch...LICH

Doug Mutie was better than you.

Second, while they may be 16th overall, they are most concerned with their demographic ratings... young males. 75 percent of their audience is men and those ratings take population as a whole... 16th isn't a big deal if they are leading in their niche.

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Did the Sport Junkies do away with the Junkettes? The Fan website seems asexual. Where be the customary shots of cheerleaders and girl of the day? And no link to Junkies website on The Fan website?

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> Did the Sport Junkies do away with the Junkettes?
> The Fan website seems asexual. Where be the
> customary shots of cheerleaders and girl of the
> day? And no link to Junkies website on The Fan
> website?


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My guess is the Junkettes went away when the format changed. They are no focused solely on sports hence the name change to the "Sports Junkie's".

Although I think its interesting that they still refer to themselves as the junkies yet the station promo's all refer to them as the Sports Junkies.

My guess is they move on whenever their contract is up. They want to be broader than sports and still are for the most part. (i.e. they still do entertainment, movies, pop culture etc.).


JFK will give Lavar or Brian Mitchell the morning show and the Junkies will end up on another station.

Junkie Wrote:
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> My guess is the Junkettes went away when the
> format changed. They are no focused solely on
> sports hence the name change to the "Sports
> Junkie's".
>

Because we all know that hot chicks and sports don't mix. It's not like the Dallas Cowboys have cheerleaders or anything or that you see Swedish bikini models on beer ads.

> Although I think its interesting that they still
> refer to themselves as the junkies yet the station
> promo's all refer to them as the Sports Junkies.
>

They can refer to themselves as jack-offs, for all I care. They suck.

> My guess is they move on whenever their contract
> is up. They want to be broader than sports and
> still are for the most part. (i.e. they still do
> entertainment, movies, pop culture etc.).
>
>

My guess is they will have no choice but to move on whenever their contract is up. They are too expensive and bring too little to the table. As for another gig at another radio station, good luck with that.

> JFK will give Lavar or Brian Mitchell the morning
> show and the Junkies will end up on another
> station.


LaVar sucks. I can see B-Mitch, but if CBS wants to be serious about a sports station in this town, they need to poach the guys from the Sports Reporters on WTEM. They are the real deal.

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Awwww that's hurting you ricky randocalrissian. Borgata. My money metal radio show and my boyzzz love to get free isht from the rando donky dick listeners and bust coin fencing it on the eBays. Now my budday Osama is in the pokey I need a new rick to give me a jeff smoker. MONEY!! Oh, Borgata Borgata Borgata. I am so money. You covet. 1067 THE FAN.

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> Awwww that's hurting you ricky randocalrissian.
> Borgata. My money metal radio show and my boyzzz
> love to get free isht from the rando donky dick
> listeners and bust coin fencing it on the eBays.
> Now my budday Osama is in the pokey I need a new
> rick to give me a jeff smoker. MONEY!! Oh,
> Borgata Borgata Borgata. I am so money. You
> covet. 1067 THE FAN.


Fuck. You could just record that and play it over and over again between commercial breaks. CBS could save a fortune.

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So here we are in the midst of one of the biggest sporting events of the year in March Madness and Lurch goes off on vacation? Man thats just ridiculous! They couldn't wait till April to high tail it out of town. And EB takes off starting this Friday. It'll be "silly" and I mean that in a bad way. Get the feeling sometimes the show and boning up on sports is just a big hassle for these dudes.

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> So here we are in the midst of one of the biggest
> sporting events of the year in March Madness and
> Lurch goes off on vacation? Man thats just
> ridiculous! They couldn't wait till April to high
> tail it out of town. And EB takes off starting
> this Friday. It'll be "silly" and I mean that in
> a bad way. Get the feeling sometimes the show and
> boning up on sports is just a big hassle for these
> dudes.

In fairness, his kids probably have Spring Break this week. I can't fault him for that (if that's why he took off).

EDIT: Actually, if his kids are in the Loudoun County system, it looks like they don't have Spring Break until next week. If that's the case and he has taken the week off without his family, that makes him kind of a douchebag.

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This, among other things, shows that they don't take their gig seriously. But why should they? The hardest part of their job is getting up. I wish they'd put more effort into it, I listened a long time ago when they cared.

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> This, among other things, shows that they don't
> take their gig seriously. But why should they? The
> hardest part of their job is getting up. I wish
> they'd put more effort into it, I listened a long
> time ago when they cared.


All these guys on WJFK sound bored. The Junkies and Wise are bad, but Lavar and Chad have turned into a major suck-fest. I mean, Chad comes up with the most asinine subjects for listeners to call and offer their opinion on. It's all based on speculation that isn't even remotely close to actually happening. It's shit like "Should the NFL force Snyder to sell the Redskins" or "Should the Redskins move back to RFK." I mean, why doesn't he just go for broke?

"Should the Wizards move back to Baltimore and change their name back to 'The Bullets.'"

Or

"Should Tiger Woods have a sex change operation so he will be less likely to cheat?"

Or

"Should George Foreman try MMA?"

I mean, c'mon!

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I actually like Lavar and Dukes more than any other show. I used to be an avid junkies listener but have grown tired of them. Whoever wrote that they seem bored is right on. It's like they don't care about the show and if they don't then neither do I.

As for Lavar, he is far more articulate than Brian Micthell. I need an interpretor when that dude's on the air...He's almost in the John Thopmson category. But Lavar is ok although doesn't know much about sports other than football. While I prefered Chad in the old format, I think he's ok in this gig even though he's still growing into it.

For sports Czaban is the best in town, they need to give on on washed up atheles and have hosts that are witty and know sports.

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> For sports Czaban is the best in town, they need
> to give on on washed up atheles and have hosts
> that are witty and know sports.


That's my issue with Dukes. Compared to Czaban, Dukes sounds like a fucking idiot. The Sports Reporters run circles around everyone in town, but it is especially noticeable with Lavar and Chad because they are going head-to-head with them.

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WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Curly Fries Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So here we are in the midst of one of the
> biggest
> > sporting events of the year in March Madness
> and
> > Lurch goes off on vacation? Man thats just
> > ridiculous! They couldn't wait till April to
> high
> > tail it out of town. And EB takes off starting
> > this Friday. It'll be "silly" and I mean that
> in
> > a bad way. Get the feeling sometimes the show
> and
> > boning up on sports is just a big hassle for
> these
> > dudes.
>
> In fairness, his kids probably have Spring Break
> this week. I can't fault him for that (if that's
> why he took off).
>
> EDIT: Actually, if his kids are in the Loudoun
> County system, it looks like they don't have
> Spring Break until next week. If that's the case
> and he has taken the week off without his family,
> that makes him kind of a douchebag.


Unless he's pulling a Tiger Woods and hooking up with one of his 'creepers'.

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>
> Unless he's pulling a Tiger Woods and hooking up
> with one of his 'creepers'.

That would be a major jackass move.

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But not unthinkable with Lurch...

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> and would slit your
> throat for a farthing.


I just went back and listened on the podcast. When JP read this on the air, he said "would slit your throat for farting."

Goddamn, those guys are dumb. Temple should revoke JP's law degree.

http://1067thefandc.cbslocal.com/2010/02/26/the-sports-junkies-22610/#more-4536

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> I just went back and listened on the podcast.
> When JP read this on the air, he said "would slit
> your throat for farting."
>
> Goddamn, those guys are dumb. Temple should
> revoke JP's law degree.
>

What a complete dumbshit.

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Yeah-damn shame they aren't as smart as you clowns. They are far and away the best thing to hit morning radio in this town since Stern left. You idiots hating on them probably prefer that toolbag Elliot and his stupid-ass hyena laugh.

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> Yeah-damn shame they aren't as smart as you
> clowns. They are far and away the best thing to
> hit morning radio in this town since Stern left.
> You idiots hating on them probably prefer that
> toolbag Elliot and his stupid-ass hyena laugh.


They might very well be the best thing on morning drive in the DC area. You can be king of a pile of shit, doesn't make it something to brag about.

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> Yeah-damn shame they aren't as smart as you
> clowns. They are far and away the best thing to
> hit morning radio in this town since Stern left.
> You idiots hating on them probably prefer that
> toolbag Elliot and his stupid-ass hyena laugh.


Elliot sucks. But The Junkies have never been a Top 10 show...ever. In any day-part. Saying they are the best thing since Howard Stern is like saying the Jason Alexander Nutri-System commercial is the best thing he's done since Seinfeld.

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WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Elliot sucks. But The Junkies have never been a
> Top 10 show...ever. In any day-part. Saying they
> are the best thing since Howard Stern is like
> saying the Jason Alexander Nutri-System commercial
> is the best thing he's done since Seinfeld.


Which would mean you're completely ignoring "Shallow Hal" and that would just be wrong.

Yep.............. these fucktards are idiots met them at a poker event and all are so fucking retarted hell, the one doesnt even know my brother is doing his wife, going on 3 years now hahahahahahahahaha

jacob's ladder maker Wrote:
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> Yep.............. these fucktards are idiots met
> them at a poker event and all are so fucking
> retarted hell, the one doesnt even know my
> brother is doing his wife, going on 3 years now
> hahahahahahahahaha


Useless without pictures.

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This reminds me of back when Chad Dukes would read posts from the "No Schtick Zone" and rage against some random fans. But now, it's an intern! It would appear that our illustrious thread starter actually became an intern at The Fan not because his goal in life was to become Othello or Blue Shorts or Landfill or Sven Lloyd or Beau Schembeckler or any other of the flunkies that populate that station.

Speaking of which, hey Inside Ex-intern guy, what about some of those second and third-tier guys I just mentioned. How are they in real life?

The sports junkies are queer as shit. They talk about nothing, dumb shit, aka radio seinfeld.

I saw these fucksticks at the Hooters in Manassas years ago. What a bunch of male ass lickers. I wouldn't be surprised if they were sleeping together.

I'd rather talk to a concrete column than listen to these butt pirates.

sports junkies=dick sucking queer faggots with a lame show

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My name is Chuck Hurst, I live in Pasendena Maryland and I am totally in love with Mark Louis Webb, BITCHES!

anyone got any hot, nasty dirty cumshot videos or pictures? i'm looking for ones with hot guys going to town on other guys. straight out of the brown eye into the mouth is what i really like.

can you help me out?

thanks!!

what the fuck are worms doing in my asshole? seriously, does this mean i'm going to die? it fucking frightens me when i wipe my ass after a nice, harty shit and see little wiggly worms on the tp.

this thread is hur-ting

AM980 to work and back. 1067's entire line-up is fucking turd on toast. the junkies were uninteresting and irrelevant 7 years ago. i dont understand how they are still on the air. Dukes is a douche. I saw that fat prick at the bull-run beerfest 2 years back and he had this band of pickle-sniffing homos following him around. i was in line at one of tasting tents when he and werent there. awesome dood! you're a fucking superstar! LOL!!! the only time to tune to that station is after hours or on the weekend when the local sports teams are being broadcast.