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I need some advice, my bad situation is that I am addicted to reading ffu all the time. I love following all the various drama’s and find I can’t wait to see what’s going on with eesh, Miz,Meade,Lizzie ,Hambeast, etc. How do I break my addiction?
So the first biscuit drops, I heard it splash and it's out.
I have either a second smaller biscuit or a decent sized dingleberry still hanging there. I jiggle left/right a few times and I can feel it hit both sides...even jiggle front/back a bit. No dice.
If I bail and wipe, I smear this bitch and I'm wiping all night. I mean...I may get tired and just say "fuck it" and ride dirty. If I wait, it's an easier wipe but how long am I going to have to wait?
Phantom Shitter Wrote:
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> So the first biscuit drops, I heard it splash and
> it's out.
>
> I have either a second smaller biscuit or a decent
> sized dingleberry still hanging there. I jiggle
> left/right a few times and I can feel it hit both
> sides...even jiggle front/back a bit. No dice.
>
> If I bail and wipe, I smear this bitch and I'm
> wiping all night. I mean...I may get tired and
> just say "fuck it" and ride dirty. If I wait,
> it's an easier wipe but how long am I going to
> have to wait?
>
> How should I handle this?
Phantom Shitter Wrote:
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> So the first biscuit drops, I heard it splash and
> it's out.
>
> I have either a second smaller biscuit or a decent
> sized dingleberry still hanging there. I jiggle
> left/right a few times and I can feel it hit both
> sides...even jiggle front/back a bit. No dice.
>
> If I bail and wipe, I smear this bitch and I'm
> wiping all night. I mean...I may get tired and
> just say "fuck it" and ride dirty. If I wait,
> it's an easier wipe but how long am I going to
> have to wait?
>
> How should I handle this?
Do you have a dog?
Fox News Wrote:
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> I am now offering and advice column. What can I
> help you with?
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