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Happy Chanukah! racists
Posted by: Rabbi Ira ()
Date: December 02, 2018 07:33PM

It's the first day of Chanukah! Everyone at the Temple is celebrating!

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Re: Happy Chanukah! racists
Posted by: Kessler ()
Date: December 02, 2018 07:55PM

You to. I will make sure to have a bagel with cream cheese tomorrow.

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Re: Happy Chanukah! racists
Posted by: hanukah ()
Date: December 02, 2018 09:10PM

THE C is silent. Just like Israel when they bombed the the USS LIBERTY.

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Re: Happy Chanukah! racists
Posted by: Shlomo Schlekelstein ()
Date: December 02, 2018 09:36PM

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Re: Happy Chanukah! racists
Posted by: notjewish ()
Date: December 02, 2018 11:19PM

I sure like this one!
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Re: Happy Chanukah! racists
Posted by: Pc retardz. ()
Date: December 02, 2018 11:22PM

Rabbi Ira Wrote:
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> It's the first day of Chanukah! Everyone at the
> Temple is celebrating!
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Re: Happy Chanukah! racists
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 03, 2018 05:52AM

Happy Hanukkah. Jews are decent people, especially compared to Jerome and Juan.

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Re: Happy Chanukah! racists
Posted by: DDD ()
Date: December 05, 2018 02:24PM

notjewish Wrote:
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> I sure like this one!


Who wouldn't? Bump for the perky ones!

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Re: Happy Chanukah! racists
Posted by: Not Fooled ()
Date: December 05, 2018 02:33PM

Some folks can't lay off the photoshop. Sigh.

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Re: Happy Chanukah! racists
Posted by: Not Fooled ()
Date: December 05, 2018 02:36PM

Oh, and . . .

Put on your yarmulke
Here comes Chanukah
So much funukah
To celebrate Chanukah
Chanukah is the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights

When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree
Here's a list of people who are Jewish just like you and me
David Lee Roth lights the menorah
So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the late Dinah Shore-ah

Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli
Bowser from Sha Na Na and Arthur Fonzerelli
Paul Newman's half Jewish, Goldie Hawn's half too
Put them together, what a fine lookin' Jew

You don't need "Deck The Halls" or "Jingle Bell Rock"
'Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock- both Jewish

Put on your yarmulke
It's time for Chanukah
The owner of the Seattle Supersonicahs
Celebrates Chanukah

O.J. Simpson, not a Jew
But guess who is? Hall of famer Rod Carew- he converted
We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby
Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish- not too shabby

Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is
Well he's not, but guess who is
All three Stooges
So many Jews are in showbiz
Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is

Tell your friend Veronica
It's time to celebrate Chanukah
I hope I get a harmonicah
Oh this lovely, lovely Chanukah
So drink your gin and tonicah
And smoke your marijuanikah
If you really, really wannakah
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah
Happy Chanukah

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