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Had To Fire My Barber Today
Posted by: Plante Show 105.9 ()
Date: November 08, 2018 10:35AM

Kings Park Barber shop - I go there because its close. The old guy that owns the place always seemed sort of stupid but hey he is a barber and I wanted to support local business. He used to have 3 other barbers in the shop but they all left. When my favorite left I asked where she went he said 'I have no idea - have never spoke to her after she left' Since she had been there 5 years he was either lying or just the sort of guy you never want to talk to again.

I dont care he is a dick, and his cutting skills are actually almost as bad as my very shitty hair deserves. Dont care, its close and local and cheap and what the hell support the guy.

Walk in this morning and he has some absurd political radio show on. 105.9 Plante show before Libmaugh. Wow, I had no idea how over the top that shit was. Calling all liberals 'unclean animals who dont bathe' on and on and on. I can live with the fact he is conservative to each his own. I have sometimes found Rush entertaining but this dude was like the character out of the TV series Homeland.

I immediately called HairCuttery and left. Didnt say a word. I hate HairCuttery but its better than sitting there listening to someone tell me half of Americans are 'filthy animals.' Also, rule number one of any small business but especially Barbers - talk sports, weather NEVER POLITICS. I dont go to get my hair cut to listen to liberal or conservative bull shit. Im tired of it all for Christ's sake.

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Re: Had To Fire My Barber Today
Posted by: Gay detector ()
Date: November 08, 2018 11:52AM

You sound like a whiny fag. you need to find a nice gay hair stylist.

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Re: Had To Fire My Barber Today
Posted by: Funny show ()
Date: November 08, 2018 12:25PM

I listen to Chris Plante every day. He’s hilarious.

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Re: Had To Fire My Barber Today
Posted by: FTMCF ()
Date: November 08, 2018 12:36PM

I was going to dig up a funny picture of a nice gay hair stylist.

So I typed "gay hair stylist" into Google.

But I didn't get as far as next hitting the Images button.

Because Google came back with tons of actual results for businesses
claiming to be gay hair stylists !!!

ROFL!

I was just going for sarcasm!

Anyway, the best one at the top of the list is called "Fabulocs",
but that's in MD. There's a place in Springfield called "Illusion".
Results also included "Cobalt" in DC, but that's a club, not a salon.
But if you went in there and wanted your hair cut, I bet someone
would be more than happy to oblige. Probably get swarmed, in fact.





Meanwhile, take your pic(k)...


1219666-a-gay-hairstylist-and-a-young-gigay-hair-stylist.jpggay-hairdresser.jpg?w=286&h=288

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Re: Had To Fire My Barber Today
Posted by: jibjab ()
Date: November 08, 2018 12:42PM

Thanks OP...I have been in search of a new barber that understands history and is Anti Fascist. I will go and check out the Kings Park Barber. Sounds like my kind of place.

Liberalism is a cancer. Antifa is the scourge of Western Civilization.

ALL LIVES MATTER and the POLICE/First Responders are courageous.

Is you butt hurting OP?

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Re: Had To Fire My Barber Today
Posted by: Thanks ()
Date: November 08, 2018 12:48PM

From 9am - 9pm 105.9 is the station to listen too.

The lineup is the best available.

Chris Plant 9-12
Rush 12-3
O'Conner 3-6

Levin 6-8


Shapiro 8-9


Then John Bachelor follows. John Bachelor is a smart fellow yet he is
not completely on the right side.

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Re: Had To Fire My Barber Today
Posted by: IQ < 50 ()
Date: November 08, 2018 12:58PM

AM or FM, talk radio is exclusively for low-grade assholes.

Buy gold, by the way!

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Re: Had To Fire My Barber Today
Posted by: jibjab ()
Date: November 08, 2018 01:02PM

The poster above "IQ<50" uses the left's common hackneyed response.

Unable to form an articulate genuine response. But he/she is the high IQ poster. The irony of you fools.

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Re: Had To Fire My Barber Today
Posted by: MBYMU ()
Date: November 08, 2018 01:11PM

Mark Levin is a poisonous toad who spews hate and doesn't even know how to pronounce his own name. Levin is pronounced LEV-in.

Any caller besting him in an argument, he hangs up on then calls him an idiot or a moron.

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Re: Had To Fire My Barber Today
Posted by: Get a grip... ()
Date: November 08, 2018 01:55PM

jibjab Wrote:
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> Unable to form an articulate genuine response. But he/she
> is the high IQ poster. The irony of you fools.

There is nothing odd about high-IQ posters telling pow-IQ posters how flat-out dumb they are.

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Re: Had To Fire My Barber Today
Posted by: jibjab ()
Date: November 08, 2018 02:05PM

Oh my. Well I suppose you have handedly won this argument.


I am a low IQ racists homophobe sexist deplorable correct?

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Re: Had To Fire My Barber Today
Posted by: never again ()
Date: November 08, 2018 02:51PM

OP here - I fully expected the replies as posted. I was actually surprised to encounter the kind of moronic vitriol against Americans in the real world (as opposed to here). I am actually genuinely surprised Americans listen to programs so hateful against other Americans. For the 4 min I was in the shop I heard the radio idiot say 'all liberals are animals/only know hate/are a mob' He went on about Tucker Carlsons home being overrun by a rioting mob or some shit.

There are people as utterly craven in the world that listen to the type of people filled with hate just like posters here. Anyway - who needs to listen to any politics when getting a fucking haircut? No wonder no one goes to this non-talented fat fuck barber.

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Re: Had To Fire My Barber Today
Posted by: OPisFullofIT ()
Date: November 08, 2018 02:53PM

OP ^^^^ Go to your safe space now!!!!! Hurry!!!! America Lovers are posting/replying on FFXU....

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Re: Had To Fire My Barber Today
Posted by: love you long time ()
Date: November 08, 2018 03:06PM

OPisFullofIT Wrote:
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> OP ^^^^ Go to your safe space now!!!!!
> Hurry!!!! America Lovers are posting/replying on
> FFXU....


I did already - the gooks at HairCuttery just cut my fucking hair. I didnt have to listen to any political bullshit. They did it faster and better than the fat fuck barber too.

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Re: Had To Fire My Barber Today
Posted by: Puppy Chow ()
Date: November 08, 2018 03:25PM

love you long time Wrote:
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> OPisFullofIT Wrote:
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> > OP ^^^^ Go to your safe space now!!!!!
> > Hurry!!!! America Lovers are posting/replying
> on
> > FFXU....
>
>
> I did already - the gooks at HairCuttery just cut
> my fucking hair. I didnt have to listen to any
> political bullshit. They did it faster and better
> than the fat fuck barber too.

Did the gook give you a happy ending?

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Re: Had To Fire My Barber Today
Posted by: nigga please ()
Date: November 08, 2018 04:07PM

This is the real world now.

People are thinking these things about libtards, but only once in a while does it come out in public. Now with the antifa fucks showing up at people's houses and all the kavanaugh stuff...among many other incidents...it's clear that it's time for the gloves to come off.

I look for Kaine stickers to cut people off in traffic.

Every other chance I can get to deny something to a known libtard, I take it. Sometimes it's a spot in line or something that seems subtle and unassuming, but every little bit helps to counter the hatefulness that they have brought to bear on this country that we built - and they are ruining.

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Re: Had To Fire My Barber Today
Posted by: jibjab ()
Date: November 08, 2018 04:53PM

The hate being fomented by CNN,
MSNBC, Washington Compost, NY Times,
Oprah, Obama, Holder, Maxine Waters
and so many others is simply
overlooked by fools lile this OP.

We ( america lovers ) patriots have had
enough. What was it the hildebeast said?
When the dems take the house incivility
and antifa nonsense would aunside.
I see no evidence of subsiding.

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Re: Had To Fire My Barber Today
Posted by: violence is coming thanks to don ()
Date: November 08, 2018 05:01PM

jibjab Wrote:
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> The hate being fomented by CNN,
> MSNBC, Washington Compost, NY Times,
> Oprah, Obama, Holder, Maxine Waters
> and so many others is simply
> overlooked by fools lile this OP.
>
> We ( america lovers ) patriots have had
> enough. What was it the hildebeast said?
> When the dems take the house incivility
> and antifa nonsense would aunside.
> I see no evidence of subsiding.

Funny thing is with Trump egging mouth-breathers like you on Im in the mindset now were it seems violent conflict is inevitable. People like the Nazi that shot up the Jews in Pittsburgh, the marine that murdered 12 people last night, the coward that murdered an unarmed woman in C'ville, the rich nut in Vegas - its the Right that are all violent animals. Funny thing is last time the racists pulled this shit we burned down the entire south. Looks like its time for a repeat. We have all the ports and 90% of the industrial. We have ALL the science and technology. Maybe this time, if you are lucky, we will let you move back into your towns before we completely burn them to the ground.

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Re: Had To Fire My Barber Today
Posted by: its coming ()
Date: November 08, 2018 05:04PM

nigga please Wrote:
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> This is the real world now.
>
> People are thinking these things about libtards,
> but only once in a while does it come out in
> public. Now with the antifa fucks showing up at
> people's houses and all the kavanaugh
> stuff...among many other incidents...it's clear
> that it's time for the gloves to come off.
>
> I look for Kaine stickers to cut people off in
> traffic.
>
> Every other chance I can get to deny something to
> a known libtard, I take it. Sometimes it's a spot
> in line or something that seems subtle and
> unassuming, but every little bit helps to counter
> the hatefulness that they have brought to bear on
> this country that we built - and they are ruining.

Funny thing is you dont see Trump hats or stickers anymore. I was in KY a couple weeks ago and not a single MAGA hat in the heart of coal country. Don is failing the working class -ask people that use steel to manufacture things. Ask people with pre existing conditions.

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Re: Had To Fire My Barber Today
Posted by: Hey Fucking Retard ()
Date: November 08, 2018 05:15PM

its coming Wrote:
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> nigga please Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This is the real world now.
> >
> > People are thinking these things about
> libtards,
> > but only once in a while does it come out in
> > public. Now with the antifa fucks showing up
> at
> > people's houses and all the kavanaugh
> > stuff...among many other incidents...it's clear
> > that it's time for the gloves to come off.
> >
> > I look for Kaine stickers to cut people off in
> > traffic.
> >
> > Every other chance I can get to deny something
> to
> > a known libtard, I take it. Sometimes it's a
> spot
> > in line or something that seems subtle and
> > unassuming, but every little bit helps to
> counter
> > the hatefulness that they have brought to bear
> on
> > this country that we built - and they are
> ruining.
>
> Funny thing is you dont see Trump hats or stickers
> anymore. I was in KY a couple weeks ago and not a
> single MAGA hat in the heart of coal country.
> Don is failing the working class -ask people that
> use steel to manufacture things. Ask people with
> pre existing conditions.

You do realize the MAGA hats were made for the election 2 years ago right? Are you so Triggered this is all you have now? Moron..

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Re: Had To Fire My Barber Today
Posted by: die of curable cancer ()
Date: November 08, 2018 05:18PM

Hey Fucking Retard Wrote:
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> its coming Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > nigga please Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > This is the real world now.
> > >
> > > People are thinking these things about
> > libtards,
> > > but only once in a while does it come out in
> > > public. Now with the antifa fucks showing up
> > at
> > > people's houses and all the kavanaugh
> > > stuff...among many other incidents...it's
> clear
> > > that it's time for the gloves to come off.
> > >
> > > I look for Kaine stickers to cut people off
> in
> > > traffic.
> > >
> > > Every other chance I can get to deny
> something
> > to
> > > a known libtard, I take it. Sometimes it's a
> > spot
> > > in line or something that seems subtle and
> > > unassuming, but every little bit helps to
> > counter
> > > the hatefulness that they have brought to
> bear
> > on
> > > this country that we built - and they are
> > ruining.
> >
> > Funny thing is you dont see Trump hats or
> stickers
> > anymore. I was in KY a couple weeks ago and not
> a
> > single MAGA hat in the heart of coal country.
> > Don is failing the working class -ask people
> that
> > use steel to manufacture things. Ask people
> with
> > pre existing conditions.
>
> You do realize the MAGA hats were made for the
> election 2 years ago right? Are you so Triggered
> this is all you have now? Moron..

So the magic hat works for 2 years then you die of curable cancer because you cannot get covered? That is MAGA? interesting.

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Re: Had To Fire My Barber Today
Posted by: Cancer??? ()
Date: November 08, 2018 05:25PM

die of curable cancer Wrote:
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> Hey Fucking Retard Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > its coming Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > nigga please Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > This is the real world now.
> > > >
> > > > People are thinking these things about
> > > libtards,
> > > > but only once in a while does it come out
> in
> > > > public. Now with the antifa fucks showing
> up
> > > at
> > > > people's houses and all the kavanaugh
> > > > stuff...among many other incidents...it's
> > clear
> > > > that it's time for the gloves to come off.
> > > >
> > > > I look for Kaine stickers to cut people off
> > in
> > > > traffic.
> > > >
> > > > Every other chance I can get to deny
> > something
> > > to
> > > > a known libtard, I take it. Sometimes it's
> a
> > > spot
> > > > in line or something that seems subtle and
> > > > unassuming, but every little bit helps to
> > > counter
> > > > the hatefulness that they have brought to
> > bear
> > > on
> > > > this country that we built - and they are
> > > ruining.
> > >
> > > Funny thing is you dont see Trump hats or
> > stickers
> > > anymore. I was in KY a couple weeks ago and
> not
> > a
> > > single MAGA hat in the heart of coal country.
>
> > > Don is failing the working class -ask people
> > that
> > > use steel to manufacture things. Ask people
> > with
> > > pre existing conditions.
> >
> > You do realize the MAGA hats were made for the
> > election 2 years ago right? Are you so
> Triggered
> > this is all you have now? Moron..
>
> So the magic hat works for 2 years then you die of
> curable cancer because you cannot get covered?
> That is MAGA? interesting.

What the fuck are you talking about retard? I mentioned why you don’t see MAGA hats like you asked. No it’s cancer? Say no to drugs Libtard

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Re: Had To Fire My Barber Today
Posted by: Hawkeye Pierce ()
Date: November 08, 2018 10:08PM

You don't see MAGA hats because the libtards will vandalize your car and burn your house down.

Just because the hats and stickers are gone doesn't mean Trump wouldn't still get 60 million votes today - he would.

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Re: Had To Fire My Barber Today
Posted by: jibjab ()
Date: November 08, 2018 11:50PM

It has been a few hours since the OP has added anything to this thread. OP is in his/her safe space I imagine.

^Hawkeye Pierce is correct. It is unwise to wear or display pro GOP anything as it leads to "triggering" of snowflakes that routinely break the law.

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Re: Had To Fire My Barber Today
Posted by: Fixer 0f It For You ()
Date: November 09, 2018 12:29AM

IQ < 50 Wrote:
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> I AM or FM, talk radio is exclusively fora low-grade
> assholes.
>
> Buy gold, by the way!


FIFY

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Re: Had To Fire My Barber Today
Posted by: Asker of Questions ()
Date: November 09, 2018 12:32AM

jibjab Wrote:
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>
>
> When the dems take the house incivility
> and antifa nonsense would aunside.
>


How do you "aunside"?

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Re: Had To Fire My Barber Today
Posted by: I'm quoting a fudge packer post ()
Date: November 09, 2018 12:38AM

Get a grip... Wrote:
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> jibjab Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Unable to form an articulate genuine response.
> But he/she
> > is the high IQ poster. The irony of you fools.
>
> There is nothing odd about high-IQ posters telling
> pow-IQ posters how flat-out dumb they are.


Shut the fuck up, you elitist asshole. Nobody here wants to hear your moronic elitist bullshit. You DO know the reason Trump won is because real people are sick of elitist libstain faggots like you, right? REAL AMERICANS aren't interested in your elitist asshole horseshit.

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Re: Had To Fire My Barber Today
Posted by: BS Detective ()
Date: November 09, 2018 07:25AM

OP, lemme get this straight? You left the barbershop because you didn’t like what’s on the radio? Either this story was made up by you to generate controversy or you are a total butthurt pussy. Or both

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Re: Had To Fire My Barber Today
Posted by: I need a safe place! ()
Date: November 09, 2018 09:18AM

Plante skewers his detractors with humor. Liberals skewer their detractors with threats and violence. There is a difference you see.

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Re: Had To Fire My Barber Today
Posted by: identifier of butt pirates ()
Date: November 09, 2018 11:17AM

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1 & 2 are DEFINITELY butt commandos. #3......maybe.......

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Re: Had To Fire My Barber Today
Posted by: THTCW ()
Date: November 09, 2018 01:43PM

BS Detective Wrote:
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> OP, lemme get this straight? You left the
> barbershop because you didn’t like what’s on
> the radio? Either this story was made up by you to
> generate controversy or you are a total butthurt
> pussy. Or both

The story was made up because he was too embarrassed to ask
for help in finding a gay salon. Problem solved let's move on.

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Re: Had To Fire My Barber Today
Posted by: Business Marketing ()
Date: November 09, 2018 02:32PM

Its the owner's company and he can play whatever he wants on the radio. However Rule #1 of marketing is that you don't piss off the customers. They can always take their money and go elsewhere.

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Re: Had To Fire My Barber Today
Posted by: ColbyB ()
Date: November 09, 2018 02:39PM

Does Chris shave his pussy?

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Re: Had To Fire My Barber Today
Posted by: jshdjh ()
Date: November 09, 2018 02:41PM

I'll be spending my money from now on at this barber shop. I love patriots.

I guess I am a racist sexist deplorable homophobe except that I cannot be racist because I am of color and I cannot be a homophobe because I am gay.

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Re: Had To Fire My Barber Today
Posted by: Truth and Wisdom ()
Date: November 10, 2018 08:25AM

jshdjh Wrote:
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> I'll be spending my money from now on at this
> barber shop. I love patriots.
>
> I guess I am a racist sexist deplorable homophobe
> except that I cannot be racist because I am of
> color and I cannot be a homophobe because I am
>


You go gay contrarian patriotic black guy. We need more people like you

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Re: Had To Fire My Barber Today
Posted by: Boo fn hoo ()
Date: November 10, 2018 10:44PM

Nigga pla and jib jab got it right.
We patriots are tired of listening to your libtard shit, being bullied and pushed towards communism...there is a breaking point.

I, too, will look to do a small irritant if i see you are a libtard from your car stickers, etc...that ding in your door was no accident...

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Re: Had To Fire My Barber Today
Posted by: BS Detective ()
Date: November 11, 2018 01:06AM

BS Detective Wrote:
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> OP, lemme get this straight? You left the
> barbershop because you didn’t like what’s on
> the radio? Either this story was made up by you to
> generate controversy or you are a total butthurt
> pussy. Or both


Holy shit. Sorry for this moronic post too.

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Re: Had To Fire My Barber Today
Posted by: BS Detective ()
Date: November 11, 2018 01:16AM

IQ < 50 Wrote:
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> AM or FM, talk radio is exclusively for low-grade
> assholes.
>
> Buy gold, by the way!


Second this.

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