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What is the best place to meet Milfs/Cougars?
Posted by: Cub ()
Date: September 20, 2018 12:28AM

Some of them seem to hang around the Reston Town Center bars.

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Re: What is the best place to meet Milfs/Cougars?
Posted by: Listen up fagget ()
Date: September 20, 2018 05:06AM

RTC has milfs that need to be constantly fed $$$$$.
Hair, nails and eating out!
Get a simple milf that only needs her Coochie stretched out!
What’s the difference between a escort and a high priced ho?

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Re: What is the best place to meet Milfs/Cougars?
Posted by: Calling BS ()
Date: September 20, 2018 11:36PM

OP: your house. While you are out running around futilely chasing women, I am in your mom's bed. Do you know she likes anal?

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Re: What is the best place to meet Milfs/Cougars?
Posted by: Answerer of OP questions ()
Date: September 21, 2018 11:28AM

grocery stores. Stay away from Walmart, though. You get mostly fat mexi women, nasty ghettonic plague sufferers and trailer park queens there. Wegman's and Harris Teeter have the best MILFs, but often you can get a good one at Giant or Safeway, too. The Cherrydale Safeway in Arlington has yielded a few good scores.

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Re: What is the best place to meet Milfs/Cougars?
Posted by: for the one's who get it done ()
Date: September 21, 2018 01:35PM

I learned this years ago from this website. Home Depot.

Search for it on this forum.

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Re: What is the best place to meet Milfs/Cougars?
Posted by: bwxw9 ()
Date: September 22, 2018 01:06PM

Cub Run

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Re: What is the best place to meet Milfs/Cougars?
Posted by: Sterling ()
Date: September 22, 2018 03:50PM

I met this recently widowed woman in her mid 60's. She was horny as hell because her husband had been ill for quite some time and the only outlet for her libido was her mildly retarded autistic son who lives with her. However apparently her son had a rather small penis and preferred anal, so her cooch was not getting any attention. She is an absolute freak beneath the sheets.

We had a lot of fun although she seemed to have a few emotional or mental problems of her own. I would consider seeing her again at some point but meanwhile feel free to hit her up. She's about 5' tall and slightly overweight but not extremely so. Sharon K. Moreno is her name. Tell her you're a friend of Phil.
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Re: What is the best place to meet Milfs/Cougars?
Posted by: BuckCondill ()
Date: September 22, 2018 07:53PM

Stop by any time to see my wife Shana Condill at 2613 Penny Royal Ln Reston VA 20191 or text any nudies to 571-474-7630

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Re: What is the best place to meet Milfs/Cougars?
Posted by: Calling BS ()
Date: September 23, 2018 09:24AM

^^^ Post some pics of her Buck so we can see if she's real

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Re: What is the best place to meet Milfs/Cougars?
Posted by: It's like the Hindenburg ()
Date: September 23, 2018 11:37AM

^^^ Other than to take a leak or beat off, these goobers haven't had their dicks out of their pants: a) as yet, or b) in years.

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Re: What is the best place to meet Milfs/Cougars?
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Date: August 31, 2019 12:42AM

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Re: What is the best place to meet Milfs/Cougars?
Posted by: i'lldoher ()
Date: August 31, 2019 10:44AM

umm.. i'll do 60 to 70.. nice white panties.. don't mind giving an upskirt peek now and then..dirty talk and i'll give it to you any way you want..

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Re: What is the best place to meet Milfs/Cougars?
Posted by: Tone deaf loc ()
Date: August 31, 2019 01:31PM

BuckCondill Wrote:
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> Stop by any time to see my wife Shana Condill at
> 2613 Penny Royal Ln Reston VA 20191 or text any
> nudies to 571-474-7630


Just checked her out on FB. She cheated with a black dude right?

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Re: What is the best place to meet Milfs/Cougars?
Posted by: Skigger ()
Date: September 24, 2019 06:44PM

If this is her, then YES! She works for the national gallery of art. Her Twitter is @scondill.
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Re: What is the best place to meet Milfs/Cougars?
Posted by: mahmoud ()
Date: September 24, 2019 07:42PM

I often see the older ladies hanging out at the vacated storefronts on Maple Ave.

Most just need a latte, and they perk right up. ; )

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Re: What is the best place to meet Milfs/Cougars?
Posted by: Nickthedick ()
Date: September 24, 2019 08:06PM

When I am in town, I always stop by Wegman's Sterling or Fairfax. My 12-inch manmeat typically gets sucked or fucked before I make to my Hummer. Yes, I drive a Hummer and I am partial to exceptional hummers.

The milfy cougar transparent yoga-pants crowd gives me a yard-long hardon that just won't quit!!!

Send your women to Wegman's to pick up tonight's dinner.

I promise they will not bother you when they come home!

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Re: What is the best place to meet Milfs/Cougars?
Posted by: Antiasshat ()
Date: September 24, 2019 09:37PM

^^^ Wake up dreamer, stop pounding your pud in your parents basement, and go get a job.

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Re: What is the best place to meet Milfs/Cougars?
Posted by: Raulio ()
Date: September 25, 2019 11:50PM

Go jogging in flip flops soypu can remember what sex sounds like.

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Re: What is the best place to meet Milfs/Cougars?
Posted by: floppy ()
Date: September 26, 2019 12:33AM

Raulio Wrote:
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> Go jogging in flip flops soypu can remember what
> sex sounds like.


Excuse me, but what does 'soypu' mean? (English is my first language.)

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Re: What is the best place to meet Milfs/Cougars?
Posted by: creeper20 ()
Date: September 26, 2019 07:55PM

I'll bet she was a hot piece of ass when she was young... i dig her panties.. show us some more

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Re: What is the best place to meet Milfs/Cougars?
Posted by: Nickthedick ()
Date: September 26, 2019 11:06PM

12 inches later and a small bucket of cum, "Britney" did NOT care to return home to her beer-swilling limpdick of a spouse. I don't blame her. At 5'6" with motorboatable tits and an ass to match, what possibly could that cuck offer her? Sadly, this is a common tale. But I dare you to stuff 12 into a hot lonely heart shopping for a frozen dinner at 21:30! That's life in Wegmans. Sorry haters...I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried.

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Re: What is the best place to meet Milfs/Cougars?
Posted by: Nickthedick ()
Date: September 26, 2019 11:06PM

12 inches later and a small bucket of cum, "Britney" did NOT care to return home to her beer-swilling limpdick of a spouse. I don't blame her. At 5'6" with motorboatable tits and an ass to match, what possibly could that cuck offer her? Sadly, this is a common tale. But I dare you to stuff 12 into a hot lonely heart shopping for a frozen dinner at 21:30! That's life in Wegmans. Sorry haters...I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried.

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Re: What is the best place to meet Milfs/Cougars?
Posted by: I vote wegmans ()
Date: September 27, 2019 07:25AM

Firstly,
Lose your gut! Your dick will look larger.

Next, take a shower more 3x a week.

Fix your thinning hair with that Ron Popeil spray fiber.

Finally, go buy some $300 jeans with a lot of holes. Get a suede blazer. Don’t wear a tie like Andrew yang.....

Now your chump ass has better odds of getting some pussy.
The wegmans on Friday nite near PW hospital. Stone bridge shopping center.
Wow.

Used to frequent Fairfax wegmans, but ended up spending $$$$$ on high dollar pussyvthere.
PW county=more squirty bangs for the buck

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Re: What is the best place to meet Milfs/Cougars?
Posted by: Nickthedick ()
Date: September 27, 2019 08:39AM

Wegmans in PW? Are you insane? The only "hot" pussy down there are MS-13 party whores offering a hot side of clap and crabs to go. That's assuming you're not a gang banger yourself, PW being primarily home to semi-successful first generation Latinos (landscapers, movers, roofers et al) and their 2nd wives.

Sorry bitch.

I get plenty of Afro-Anglo-Euro poon in my most excellent hunting grounds. The land of PW is foreign to me and a bit beneath my 12 inch cock.

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Re: What is the best place to meet Milfs/Cougars?
Posted by: Butt pirate of the Caribbean ()
Date: September 27, 2019 09:47AM

I'm a gayboy so I'm not interested in MILFs or cougars.

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Re: What is the best place to meet Milfs/Cougars?
Posted by: Thilly Thavage ()
Date: September 27, 2019 10:09AM

Butt pirate of the Caribbean Wrote:
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> I'm a gayboy so I'm not interested in MILFs or
> cougars.

I'm a gayboy, too! We should get together & have a gay old time!

Thilly!

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Re: What is the best place to meet Milfs/Cougars?
Posted by: Ron Razer ()
Date: September 27, 2019 10:12AM

My wife is always up for a good time.

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Re: What is the best place to meet Milfs/Cougars?
Posted by: Thilly Thavage ()
Date: September 27, 2019 12:11PM

Ron Razer Wrote:
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> My wife is always up for a good time.

I'm not interethted in fish, you thavage.

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Re: What is the best place to meet Milfs/Cougars?
Posted by: Homeless Shelters ()
Date: September 27, 2019 12:17PM

For FFXU users, Homeless shelters are the best places to pickup Cougars.

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Re: What is the best place to meet Milfs/Cougars?
Posted by: Gigip ()
Date: December 28, 2020 01:16AM

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Re: What is the best place to meet Milfs/Cougars?
Posted by: Cherry dale ()
Date: December 28, 2020 12:33PM

Answerer of OP questions Wrote:
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> grocery stores. Stay away from Walmart, though.
> You get mostly fat mexi women, nasty ghettonic
> plague sufferers and trailer park queens there.
> Wegman's and Harris Teeter have the best MILFs,
> but often you can get a good one at Giant or
> Safeway, too. The Cherrydale Safeway in Arlington
> has yielded a few good scores.


Too brain dead from college quality weed I’ve scored from my daughter at JMU.

Is cherrydale Safeway Near that crooked stretch of roadway that leads to Lebanese taverna? Thanks

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Re: What is the best place to meet Milfs/Cougars?
Posted by: Horny in Sterling ()
Date: December 28, 2020 03:30PM

Sterling Wrote:
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> I met this recently widowed woman in her mid 60's.
> She was horny as hell because her husband had been
> ill for quite some time and the only outlet for
> her libido was her mildly retarded autistic son
> who lives with her. However apparently her son had
> a rather small penis and preferred anal, so her
> cooch was not getting any attention. She is an
> absolute freak beneath the sheets.
>
> We had a lot of fun although she seemed to have a
> few emotional or mental problems of her own. I
> would consider seeing her again at some point but
> meanwhile feel free to hit her up. She's about 5'
> tall and slightly overweight but not extremely so.
> Sharon K. Moreno is her name. Tell her you're a
> friend of Phil.

Sharon's autistic son has moved out and she is hot for new partners. She lives at 713 Riverview Court in Sterling.
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Re: What is the best place to meet Milfs/Cougars?
Posted by: Mr obvious 2020 ()
Date: December 28, 2020 04:16PM

Cub Wrote:
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> Some of them seem to hang around the Reston Town
> Center bars.


Obviously it’s Oakton high school.home of the cougars

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