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Why are motorcyclists douchebags?
Posted by: Rocket League ()
Date: September 06, 2018 05:39AM

Why are motorcyclists such douchebags. Never came across a decent one. Do fast bikes automatically turn you into a prick?

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Re: Why are motorcyclists douchebags?
Posted by: nigger me this ()
Date: September 06, 2018 08:01AM

You are confusing causation with correlation.

In simpler terms, douchebags tend to buy motorcycles. It's not like decent law abiding people buy a motorcycle and then become douchebags.

Like niggers, be glad that society has provided you with a quick and easy way to identify individuals that are problematic to the public.

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Re: Why are motorcyclists douchebags?
Posted by: Pointer outer of things ()
Date: September 06, 2018 11:17AM

Motorcyclists are generally OK

Negroes on dirt bikes and bicyclists in spandex are the douche bags.

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Re: Why are motorcyclists douchebags?
Posted by: Mama Cass ()
Date: September 06, 2018 11:41AM

Rocket League Wrote:
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> Why are motorcyclists such douchebags. Never came
> across a decent one. Do fast bikes automatically
> turn you into a prick?

Boys who didn't get enough attention while growing up resort to motorcycles to finally get that attention they've been craving all their life.

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Re: Why are motorcyclists douchebags?
Posted by: americanamerican ()
Date: September 06, 2018 01:16PM

There is a D-bag on Lee hwy Westbound around 4pm on a scooter that loves to ride peoples bumpers right in their blind spot. I thought he was going to ram in to a car once when it suddenly stopped, but he just drove up the shoulder.

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Re: Why are motorcyclists douchebags?
Posted by: lchpe ()
Date: September 06, 2018 01:43PM

they're called "crotch rockets", they are all made in asia except Harley, and all of them pay in the end for their "thrill rides" on a poorly designed machine

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Re: Why are motorcyclists douchebags?
Posted by: I disagree ()
Date: September 06, 2018 02:36PM

Not close to BMW drivers. Biggest assholes on the road!

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Re: Why are motorcyclists douchebags?
Posted by: motorcylist ()
Date: September 06, 2018 03:01PM

I'm not douchey unless I'm in traffic. Duck walking in bumper to bumper traffic is really tiring. Most every other country allows lane splitting, but not the US (except Cali),

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Re: Why are motorcyclists douchebags?
Posted by: Suzu ()
Date: September 06, 2018 09:09PM

Every time a dickweed motorcyclist bites the dust, an angel gets its wings!

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Re: Why are motorcyclists douchebags?
Posted by: Pointer outer of things ()
Date: September 07, 2018 12:59AM

I disagree Wrote:
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> Not close to BMW drivers. Biggest assholes on the
> road!


Actually, Audi drivers are the worst. It takes a really arrogant moron to be proud of the fact that he paid for a Mercedes-Benz and accepted a Volkswagen.

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Re: Why are motorcyclists douchebags?
Posted by: audi driver49 ()
Date: September 09, 2018 10:48AM

Audi quality and craftsmanship are far better than Mercedes and BWM for that matter. Fit, finish, engine, electronics... all far superior. Mercedes quality has gone downhill since the 80's.

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Re: Why are motorcyclists douchebags?
Posted by: Pointer outer of things ()
Date: September 09, 2018 12:45PM

audi driver49 Wrote:
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> Audi quality and craftsmanship are far better than
> Mercedes and BWM for that matter. Fit, finish,
> engine, electronics... all far superior. Mercedes
> quality has gone downhill since the 80's.


^^^

Typical douchebag Audi owner who makes up shit b/c he got nabbed & exposed as a moron who paid a jacked up price for a Volkswagen. When U drive an Audi, you proclaim to the world what a moronic douchebag U R.

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Re: Why are motorcyclists douchebags?
Posted by: Cranky ()
Date: September 09, 2018 06:21PM

The only difference between Harleys and Hoovers is the position of the dirtbag.

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Re: Why are motorcyclists douchebags?
Posted by: PatriciaNorman ()
Date: February 20, 2023 08:55AM

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