1. Pressure your little son to play, despite risk of lifelong brain damage
2. He turns 16
3. Your son comes home from football practice and announces that he has been giving the
football coach blowjobs for the past six years.
4. Enraged, you attack your son and beat him to death.
5. This excites your penis so much you just have to rape your 8 year
old daughter
6. You beat th shit out of your wife
7. Neighbors call the Fairfax police
8 Cop shakes your hand and tells you to keep supporting TRUMP
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