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We do NOT approve of gays in the miliTARY
Posted by:
bearcat22
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Date: June 22, 2018 09:50AM
Donald Trump has a heart attack and dies.
Obviously, he goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him.
"I'm not sure what to do," says the devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. As you definitely have to stay here, I'm going to have to let someone else go.
I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let you decide who leaves."
Donald thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.
The devil opened the first room. In it were Richard Nixon and a large pool of boiling oil. He kept diving in and climbing out, over and over. Such was his fate in hell. "No!" Trump said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could stay in hot oil burning all day."
The devil led him to the next room. In it was George Bush with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing the hammer, time after time. "No!" I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day." commented Donald.
The devil opened a third door. In it, Trump saw Bill Clinton lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
Donald Trump looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said,
"Yeah, I can handle this."
The devil smiled and said, "Ok, Monica, you're free to go!"
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Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 06/22/2018 09:52AM by bearcat22.
Obviously, he goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him.
"I'm not sure what to do," says the devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. As you definitely have to stay here, I'm going to have to let someone else go.
I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let you decide who leaves."
Donald thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.
The devil opened the first room. In it were Richard Nixon and a large pool of boiling oil. He kept diving in and climbing out, over and over. Such was his fate in hell. "No!" Trump said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could stay in hot oil burning all day."
The devil led him to the next room. In it was George Bush with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing the hammer, time after time. "No!" I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day." commented Donald.
The devil opened a third door. In it, Trump saw Bill Clinton lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
Donald Trump looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said,
"Yeah, I can handle this."
The devil smiled and said, "Ok, Monica, you're free to go!"
,
,
,
,
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 06/22/2018 09:52AM by bearcat22.
Re: We do NOT approve of gays in the miliTARY
Posted by:
ConcernedCitizen
()
Date: June 22, 2018 10:38AM
OP you are one sick delusional mofo. You have been brainwashed and manipulated beyond repair. All you do is foment hate and angst. Question, what good are you to the world? Is there anyone that loved you - ever? You need attention badly!
Re: We do NOT approve of gays in the miliTARY
Posted by:
Damn funny
()
Date: June 22, 2018 10:19PM
ConcernedCitizen Wrote:
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> OP you are one sick delusional mofo. You have
> been brainwashed and manipulated beyond repair.
> All you do is foment hate and angst. Question,
> what good are you to the world? Is there anyone
> that loved you - ever? You need attention badly!
OP is dang funny :)
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> OP you are one sick delusional mofo. You have
> been brainwashed and manipulated beyond repair.
> All you do is foment hate and angst. Question,
> what good are you to the world? Is there anyone
> that loved you - ever? You need attention badly!
OP is dang funny :)
Re: We do NOT approve of gays in the miliTARY
Posted by:
Libtard pussies
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Date: June 23, 2018 10:20AM
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Re: We do NOT approve of gays in the miliTARY
Posted by:
Michael Peterson
()
Date: June 23, 2018 01:50PM
Michael Peterson loved gays in the military.
Sucked a lot of cock during those 8 years!
Sucked a lot of cock during those 8 years!