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Crying Towel Please Another Wash Post Sob Story
Posted by:
Socrates
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Date: June 21, 2018 09:46PM
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.An open letter to Frito Lay / Pepsi company:
I saw a mother with some crying kids in the snack aisle of my grocery store today. A bag of Cheese Fix Snacks now costs around five dollars a bag.
The kids were crying because Mom was telling them she could not afford your snacks.
This made me laugh and smile!!
I think it is just GREAT that your prices keep going up and up and up and up over the months and years! Why should poor people get to afford your products? They are CLEARLY only for the rich, like me!
Five dollars is a BARGAIN for a bag of snacks, when minimum wage is so ridiculously high!
It's $7.25 an hour!
Why, some poor person would only have to work ONE hour to be able to buy one whole bag of Cheese Fix! Frito Lay, you should you should keep focusing on profits for corporate parasites and rich stockholders!
Keep prices nice and high! Fuck those poor people! Yay TRUMP!
Soon the famine and plagues and wars will kick in, and all those dirty welfare mothers and immigrants will starve and die! They deserve it, for not being born rich like me and TRUMP!
Two dollars for something basic like one single green pepper at the grocey store is a GIFT that these liberal scum just don't appreciate! Yay TRUMP! This is what it means to be Great Again, just starve out all these scummy poor people!
That reminds me, I need to go buy some more guns and ammo, so I can murder a lot more unarmed kids when the shit goes down!
.....YES, you guessed it! I'm PROUD to be a police officer! My job is to harass, assault and murder those rotten poor people, so TRUMP can get more rich!
My job is to protect the ONE percent and ONLY the rich one percent! Poor people deserve to die.
America locks up more of it's citizens than any other nation on earth, and that is a GOOD thing, because my retarded cousin got fired from his sheriff job, and was hired as a prison guard instead!
He is a good Nazi....I mean, uh, republican. He deserves a job! Never mind how he raped those four year old boys. That was all fake news. And one of the boys wouldn't even take cum in his mouth! must have been a democrat, the little shit.
DAMN do I looove America!
Where's my flag, bitch? Do I have to slap you around some more, like when dinner wasn't on the table when I got home last week?
I don't care if little Timmy shot Sally with my service revolver, GET OUT MY GODDAMN FLAG, bitch!
Trump and money are the only things we should be thinking about!
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/21/2018 09:49PM by Socrates.
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.An open letter to Frito Lay / Pepsi company:
I saw a mother with some crying kids in the snack aisle of my grocery store today. A bag of Cheese Fix Snacks now costs around five dollars a bag.
The kids were crying because Mom was telling them she could not afford your snacks.
This made me laugh and smile!!
I think it is just GREAT that your prices keep going up and up and up and up over the months and years! Why should poor people get to afford your products? They are CLEARLY only for the rich, like me!
Five dollars is a BARGAIN for a bag of snacks, when minimum wage is so ridiculously high!
It's $7.25 an hour!
Why, some poor person would only have to work ONE hour to be able to buy one whole bag of Cheese Fix! Frito Lay, you should you should keep focusing on profits for corporate parasites and rich stockholders!
Keep prices nice and high! Fuck those poor people! Yay TRUMP!
Soon the famine and plagues and wars will kick in, and all those dirty welfare mothers and immigrants will starve and die! They deserve it, for not being born rich like me and TRUMP!
Two dollars for something basic like one single green pepper at the grocey store is a GIFT that these liberal scum just don't appreciate! Yay TRUMP! This is what it means to be Great Again, just starve out all these scummy poor people!
That reminds me, I need to go buy some more guns and ammo, so I can murder a lot more unarmed kids when the shit goes down!
.....YES, you guessed it! I'm PROUD to be a police officer! My job is to harass, assault and murder those rotten poor people, so TRUMP can get more rich!
My job is to protect the ONE percent and ONLY the rich one percent! Poor people deserve to die.
America locks up more of it's citizens than any other nation on earth, and that is a GOOD thing, because my retarded cousin got fired from his sheriff job, and was hired as a prison guard instead!
He is a good Nazi....I mean, uh, republican. He deserves a job! Never mind how he raped those four year old boys. That was all fake news. And one of the boys wouldn't even take cum in his mouth! must have been a democrat, the little shit.
DAMN do I looove America!
Where's my flag, bitch? Do I have to slap you around some more, like when dinner wasn't on the table when I got home last week?
I don't care if little Timmy shot Sally with my service revolver, GET OUT MY GODDAMN FLAG, bitch!
Trump and money are the only things we should be thinking about!
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/21/2018 09:49PM by Socrates.
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