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A genuine appeal to the residents of Fairfax County
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: December 31, 2009 04:57PM

Please, do not drink and drive tonight. Even if you've done it before and think you can do it again, there's going to be more people on the road tonight with that mentality than just you. Even sober, I would not want to be on the roads when the bars start letting out.

Be safe out there. If you fuck up too bad, you'll end up as a memorial thread on here. Do you really want your friends and family to see that when they're Googling for your funeral information? I doubt it.

Here's to the end of 2009, and the start of a totally bitchin' 2010.

Cheers.

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Re: A genuine appeal to the residents of Fairfax County
Posted by: wbva3fan ()
Date: December 31, 2009 05:09PM

Mr mephisto,

You are nice man. Yes Happy New year to all. This means tomorrow is 2010. Please do not drive drunk. To many adult beverages okay at home. To many adult beverages is way to end your life. This means die. To all have nice new year. 2009 nice year. 2010 nicer.

Fondly,

Gustevson Gornadi

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Re: A genuine appeal to the residents of Fairfax County
Posted by: Genevieve ()
Date: December 31, 2009 06:00PM

Happy New Year MrMephisto! And may all of you follow his advice so we don't have to call you an idiot.

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Re: A genuine appeal to the residents of Fairfax County
Posted by: Sober Ride ()
Date: December 31, 2009 06:40PM

Call 1-800-200-TAXI (until 6am) for a free cab ride home up $50; gratuity not included.

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Re: A genuine appeal to the residents of Fairfax County
Posted by: SevenClaws ()
Date: December 31, 2009 06:43PM

Yeah, don't drink and drive... and don't get in a car with a dumbass drunk blonde girl that wants to cruise down Old Ox Rd.

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Re: A genuine appeal to the residents of Fairfax County
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: December 31, 2009 07:37PM

Driving tonight will be further hampered by shitty weather. If you want to kill yourself that's fine, but most of us don't want to die quite yet and would appreciate not being a statistic for 2009.

Happy New Year.

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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

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Re: A genuine appeal to the residents of Fairfax County
Posted by: All jokes aside..... ()
Date: December 31, 2009 07:49PM

If your hot enough you can get a free ride on my soberstick from 12pm tonight to 6am.

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Re: A genuine appeal to the residents of Fairfax County
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: December 31, 2009 08:05PM

Too late. I'm already drunk and posting this from my phone on the beltway. But I promise to stop soon.

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Re: A genuine appeal to the residents of Fairfax County
Posted by: © ()
Date: January 01, 2010 10:07PM

How'd that work out?

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Re: A genuine appeal to the residents of Fairfax County
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: January 01, 2010 10:34PM

Meph, HNY and a joyous floor sweep to you.

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Re: A genuine appeal to the residents of Fairfax County
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: January 01, 2010 10:37PM

Thanks 496. I got to party a little last night, but I was still sort of "on duty," if you know what I mean.

Nothing kills your buzz like having to throw sawdust on some drunk chick's vomit in the handicapped stall.

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