Lady Pond Pushing Neighbor
Posted by:
BattingForTheOtherTeam
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Date: March 08, 2018 07:13PM
Yes, folks, this is happening in FFX Co. We live in an upscale neighborhood. Mostly couples.
The female half of the couple next door doesn't work outside of the home and neither do I. She's ok, just a bragger and that annoys me so I'm neighborly but nothing beyond that. I don't want to be her friend and I certainly don't want to be anything more.
This woman pushes to spend time with me, copies my style of dress, hair, etc. It's kind of a "single white female" situation but I just ignore it. I couldn't care less what she does, wears, etc.
She constantly asks to do things together and I rarely agree. Once in a blue moon I'll say ok (and then want to drink heavily before I go) just to keep things amicable between us. Lately she's been making some really strange comments. She keeps pushing to go to late dinners, take overnight trips, tries to touch my hair, etc. Sorry woman, I've never dipped in the lady pond and if I was going to it would NEVER be with her. We are talking sun spotted face, half grey hair (pick a lane lady) and secretary spread.
What the F do I do? Be direct and say something, stay the hell away from her completely (not easy to do when she seems to know the second I'm in the yard), ask her husband to tighten her leash???
Yeah, I know this forum and know what I'm in for but it's not the kind of thing I'm going to bring up to moms at my kid's school. My husband thinks it's hysterical. She is giving me the creeps.
WWYD? That's being asked to those of you who wouldn't bang the woman (which you wouldn't if you saw her).