I don't want to be like that guy on the other thread who married a slut. Where can you meet a nice, non-insane, non-slut in Fairfax? I tried asking Derek Mohler (known Drug Dealer at Burke Glory Days Grill) but all he did was try to sell me some weed at the Burke Glory Days Grill. Then he died, apparently.

I've looked everywhere: The abandoned Arthur Treacher's parking lot, the Gum Springs luxury community, Tippys Taco House, The Cat Hospital on Route 1, Burke Glory Days Grill (Ask for known drug dealer Derek Mohler for weed and dating advice), and the community colorfully referred to as "little Guatemala."

Where else can you go to get a decent girl?

There are none. Your best bet is to find a foreign nanny that hasn't been infected by liberal brainrot.

Yeah I should make it clear that wearing a pussy hat disqualifies a woman for marriage. It is nice that they wear something that so clearly spells out their mental illness. When you see a woman wearing one of those listen to her. She's telling you, "Don't marry me, just use me for sex and move on."
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1)Does not have a smartphone
2)Lives far away from a large metropolitan area, at least 100 miles is preferable
3)Still lives with her parents, and probably always has. Great relationship with her dad.
4)Has more than a nominal belief in God, carries a bible, quotes scripture, etc.
5)Dresses extremely modestly
6)Has not been to college
7)Spends her weekends doing fun things at home, hangs out in book stores, does not watch much TV
8)Has hobbies such as gardening and volunteering at animal shelters

Likes to cook and clean

Notta Cuck Wrote:
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> I don't want to be like that guy on the other
> thread who married a slut. Where can you meet a
> nice, non-insane, non-slut in Fairfax? I tried
> asking Derek Mohler (known Drug Dealer at Burke
> Glory Days Grill) but all he did was try to sell
> me some weed at the Burke Glory Days Grill. Then
> he died, apparently.
>
> I've looked everywhere: The abandoned Arthur
> Treacher's parking lot, the Gum Springs luxury
> community, Tippys Taco House, The Cat Hospital on
> Route 1, Burke Glory Days Grill (Ask for known
> drug dealer Derek Mohler for weed and dating
> advice), and the community colorfully referred to
> as "little Guatemala."
>
> Where else can you go to get a decent girl?

There are a ton of ''working girls'' aka prostitutes or whores who both work at and also frequent Glory Days Grill at Burke!

Glory Days Grill is well known for all the dirty nasty sluts who work and hang out there.

Derek Mohler hasn't died yet. I've heard he's close to death though.

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> Likes to cook and clean


Bonus points for having a hot meal on the table when I get home.

OP>
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> 1)Does not have a smartphone
> 2)Lives far away from a large metropolitan area,
> at least 100 miles is preferable
> 3)Still lives with her parents, and probably
> always has. Great relationship with her dad.
> 4)Has more than a nominal belief in God, carries a
> bible, quotes scripture, etc.
> 5)Dresses extremely modestly
> 6)Has not been to college
> 7)Spends her weekends doing fun things at home,
> hangs out in book stores, does not watch much TV
> 8)Has hobbies such as gardening and volunteering
> at animal shelters

So what you're saying with 1-6 is that you want someone stupid, and then with 7 and 8 you suddenly want her to be intelligent and saintly. Good luck with that.

There aren't any nice girls in Fairfax. They all want to see the last 5 years of your W2's, check out the car you drive and expect you to work in a power position in a decent company.

Big plus if you belong to a Country Club and they can hang out with their fat girl friends on your dime.

Focus on doing 10 good push ups.
Cut out that 4th or 5th meal.
Stop eating pizza once a week.
Get 20lbs dumb bells from offerup/Craigslist.
Get in shape n you will get laid constantly.

OP: Did you check TLC?

Best place to find a Nice Girl in Fairfax is Your Moms House!

I go to grocery stores and pick up MILFies.

Truth. Women around here only care about money.

* asians: deep into dark government, often overseas, rich, never gives white guys a .look unless it's "the look". never write back.

* blacks: only says hi if they're asking you why you looked at their profile, like "are you crazy" kinda why. unsure how much they write back really, but most online are seeking "the real thing" so that counts me out.

* mexicans: 1/2 in government, 1/2 maids, 1/2 dispatchers who hire only mexican laborers (part of the crime scene in fx co/gov). never write back.

* white women: 1/2 gov worker orretired nurses or teachers or 510c "owners", the other half retired from the same. all expect you make more money than they did (ie, sharon bullove $50,000/yr minimum guarantee to every full time county employee - that's real not some joke - many women and illegals get it, you don't get it do you?)

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You'd be damn lucky, would be some chick who landed in this damn town by being pulled in by family, or something, who is yet un-aware it's a better idea to leave to maryland closer to the beaches.

Start with your mother, you desperate perv.

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> Focus on doing 10 good push ups.
> Cut out that 4th or 5th meal.
> Stop eating pizza once a week.
> Get 20lbs dumb bells from offerup/Craigslist.
> Get in shape n you will get laid constantly.


He said where to get a nice girl not how to get laid.

Hang out at gas stations and offer to pump their gas

How many Fx Co women logged in their opinion on this or infact any ffu topic?

ABSOLUTELY ZERO

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> Truth. Women around here only care about money.

+1

at least 3 specifically expressed FEAR for their death if they associated with someone who was not a well to do government worker OR BETTER

women have more fear

(some are manipulators, a patent skill of the female 1/2 of mankind. as to that i will not say whether the fear was genuine. however it was, as i said, expressed under no uncertain terms express of fear of death in this county of poverty)

So much for richer or for poorer. If the guy falls on hard financial times there is always another rich government worker, IT professional, lawyer, or doctor around here.