I spent 2K for my new Peloton Cycle, and my fat ass wife got up on it and broke it into 2 big pieces, and as she was crashing to the floor she smashed the coffee table.

Those cheap Peloton cycles can't handle weights over 350lbs.

You just painted the most hilarious picture in my mind with that description. It must’ve been a laugh riot to see that pig fail so epically.

Cheap Shit Wrote:
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> I spent 2K for my new Peloton Cycle, and my fat
> ass wife got up on it and broke it into 2 big
> pieces, and as she was crashing to the floor she
> smashed the coffee table.
>
> Those cheap Peloton cycles can't handle weights
> over 350lbs.


Cool story, bro. Too bad it didn't happen.

I like the part where she also broke the coffee table.

any of my cum leaked out of her?

Can I smell the seat and possibly make you a cash offer for it?

True story except it was Miz's mom Sharon.

OP - Bet you weight 95lbs soaking wet. The skinniest dudes always want the fattest women.

Are you a feeder? Do you have to swiffer out her rolls everyday so she doesn't get skin rot?

Spinning anal sex Wrote:
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> Can I smell the seat and possibly make you a cash
> offer for it?


Smells like tuna with old bay seasoning on it

Hah,what a misfortune, poor wife)))may be she was trying some fat from her ass , don't blame her so much)).I would advice you to buy a new more durable iron coffee table which will never broke even if you wife jump on it every day))).Here is the shop www.morningbrewexpert.com where you can choose the best new coffee table and give to your wife birthday ;)

Do you still fuck her fat ass .. or do you like to watch horny losers or black guys fuck her

Its why smart manufacturers put in their user manual specifications (paper or online) that the item cannot handle over a certain weight, so they can avoid liability lawsuits. If you use the product otherwise, its your loss. If they failed to say, then you may have a case in court.

I have yet to see that commercial

Gross...I’m sorry for you

Cheap Shit Wrote:
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> I spent 2K for my new Peloton Cycle, and my fat
> ass wife got up on it and broke it into 2 big
> pieces, and as she was crashing to the floor she
> smashed the coffee table.
>
> Those cheap Peloton cycles can't handle weights
> over 350lbs.


+1

Cdtuh Wrote:
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> You just painted the most hilarious picture in my
> mind with that description. It must’ve been a
> laugh riot to see that pig fail so epically.


+1

In all of the chaos, I wonder if Wrote:
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> any of my cum leaked out of her?


^^^chubby chaser.

Peloton is a ripoff. you pay 2K for this Sears & Roebuck quality exercycle thrn pay $58 a month to get this video with this "coach" barking at you.

Anyone who falls for that, please call me. I have some Florida Real Estate to sell to you.

DMTED Wrote:
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> Peloton is a ripoff. you pay 2K for this Sears &
> Roebuck quality exercycle thrn pay $58 a month to
> get this video with this "coach" barking at you.
>
> Anyone who falls for that, please call me. I have
> some Florida Real Estate to sell to you.


Yeah just another iteration of the Soloflex fitness marketing push for fat dummies. Get a look of the 'coaches' that they push in their commercials. Of course the fit, black guy and the ladypower female, but then they throw in a bearded longish hair, non threatening looking white guy as he takes you through some trail in Washington state or Oregon.

Pelotons are made for the sleek, thin, slender mom-as-a-superathlete suburbanites that use them to maintain their fitness level. Get the ol' lady an elliptical until she gets down the the size of the suave helicopter mom.