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My Wife's Fat Ass Broke My New Peloton When She Started Pumping On It
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Cheap Shit
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Date: December 20, 2017 07:04PM
I spent 2K for my new Peloton Cycle, and my fat ass wife got up on it and broke it into 2 big pieces, and as she was crashing to the floor she smashed the coffee table.
Those cheap Peloton cycles can't handle weights over 350lbs.
Re: My Wife's Fat Ass Broke My New Peloton When She Started Pumping On It
Posted by:
wally
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Date: December 20, 2017 11:54PM
Cheap Shit Wrote:
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> I spent 2K for my new Peloton Cycle, and my fat
> ass wife got up on it and broke it into 2 big
> pieces, and as she was crashing to the floor she
> smashed the coffee table.
>
> Those cheap Peloton cycles can't handle weights
> over 350lbs.
Hah,what a misfortune, poor wife)))may be she was trying some fat from her ass , don't blame her so much)).I would advice you to buy a new more durable iron coffee table which will never broke even if you wife jump on it every day))).Here is the shop www.morningbrewexpert.com where you can choose the best new coffee table and give to your wife birthday ;)
Re: My Wife's Fat Ass Broke My New Peloton When She Started Pumping On It
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WDEWX
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Date: August 30, 2019 07:03AM
Its why smart manufacturers put in their user manual specifications (paper or online) that the item cannot handle over a certain weight, so they can avoid liability lawsuits. If you use the product otherwise, its your loss. If they failed to say, then you may have a case in court.
Re: My Wife's Fat Ass Broke My New Peloton When She Started Pumping On It
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Giver of plus ones
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Date: March 09, 2020 11:32PM
Cheap Shit Wrote:
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> I spent 2K for my new Peloton Cycle, and my fat
> ass wife got up on it and broke it into 2 big
> pieces, and as she was crashing to the floor she
> smashed the coffee table.
>
> Those cheap Peloton cycles can't handle weights
> over 350lbs.
Re: My Wife's Fat Ass Broke My New Peloton When She Started Pumping On It
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Giver of plus ones
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Date: March 09, 2020 11:32PM
Cdtuh Wrote:
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> You just painted the most hilarious picture in my
> mind with that description. It must’ve been a
> laugh riot to see that pig fail so epically.
Re: My Wife's Fat Ass Broke My New Peloton When She Started Pumping On It
Posted by:
Peleton Demographics
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Date: March 10, 2020 09:31AM
DMTED Wrote:
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> Peloton is a ripoff. you pay 2K for this Sears &
> Roebuck quality exercycle thrn pay $58 a month to
> get this video with this "coach" barking at you.
>
> Anyone who falls for that, please call me. I have
> some Florida Real Estate to sell to you.
Yeah just another iteration of the Soloflex fitness marketing push for fat dummies. Get a look of the 'coaches' that they push in their commercials. Of course the fit, black guy and the ladypower female, but then they throw in a bearded longish hair, non threatening looking white guy as he takes you through some trail in Washington state or Oregon.
Re: My Wife's Fat Ass Broke My New Peloton When She Started Pumping On It
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h4emw
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Date: March 10, 2020 12:56PM
Pelotons are made for the sleek, thin, slender mom-as-a-superathlete suburbanites that use them to maintain their fitness level. Get the ol' lady an elliptical until she gets down the the size of the suave helicopter mom.
Re: My Wife's Fat Ass Broke My New Peloton When She Started Pumping On It
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Date: August 28, 2024 10:56AM
Jamal2525 Wrote:
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> Hah,what a misfortune, poor wife)))may be she was
> trying some fat from her ass , don't blame her so
> much)).I would advice you to buy a new more
> durable iron coffee table which will never broke
> even if you wife jump on it every day))).Here is
> the shop
> url=https://morningbrewexpert.com/wrought-iron-co
> ffee-table/]www.morningbrewexpert.com[/url] where
> you can choose the best new coffee table and give
> to your wife birthday ;)
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