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Funeral procession on 495...wtf?
Posted by: KP.Mafia ()
Date: October 21, 2017 01:56PM

I counted 53 vehicles travelling in the left lane doing 35mph. Total clusterfuck behind the procession and no police escort. Is it legal for a funeral procession to drive on interstate highways?

Also...the deceased was a niggah. Lots of black savages driving Panther platform Fords/Mercurys, Chrysler 300s and old, busted, smoking Cadillacs.

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Re: Funeral procession on 495...wtf?
Posted by: White Rocks ()
Date: October 21, 2017 01:59PM

KP.Mafia Wrote:
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> Lots of black
> savages driving Panther platform Fords/Mercurys,
> Chrysler 300s and old, busted, smoking Cadillacs.

UGH: I can just imagine the blasting RAP muzik

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Re: Funeral procession on 495...wtf?
Posted by: Oh yeh ()
Date: October 21, 2017 04:41PM

When I die I'm going to have them do a full lap around the beltway. Down 295 and through MLK ave using the dukes of hazard Dixie horn all the way.

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Re: Funeral procession on 495...wtf?
Posted by: Plasdopake ()
Date: October 21, 2017 07:46PM

Funeral processions on a highway will always move to a center or left lane to avoid interruption while passing every entrance or exit. The lower speed is to keep others/strangers from wanting to squeeze in.

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Re: Funeral procession on 495...wtf?
Posted by: 4j6mh ()
Date: October 21, 2017 09:19PM

A little civil remnant of days gone by...we give the right of way to folks burying their loved ones; showing respect even if they are strangers.

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Re: Funeral procession on 495...wtf?
Posted by: Youtube ()
Date: October 21, 2017 09:29PM

Oh yeh Wrote:
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> When I die I'm going to have them do a full lap
> around the beltway. Down 295 and through MLK ave
> using the dukes of hazard Dixie horn all the way.


Good luck! You'll already be dead but should be a fun youtube vid.

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Re: Funeral procession on 495...wtf?
Posted by: RIPie ()
Date: October 21, 2017 09:54PM

Just throw my body into on coming traffic it'll save my loved ones money

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Re: Funeral procession on 495...wtf?
Posted by: That nigger Trump ()
Date: October 21, 2017 10:05PM

Show some class. Obviously someone loss their life on the beltway. Most likely due to the incompetent drivers around here

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Re: Funeral procession on 495...wtf?
Posted by: Dearly beniggered ()
Date: October 21, 2017 10:14PM

I was in that procession. It was the death of the democratic party.

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Re: Funeral procession on 495...wtf?
Posted by: How it is ()
Date: October 23, 2017 09:11PM

+1

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Re: Funeral procession on 495...wtf?
Posted by: Going to cause a horriffic accid ()
Date: October 23, 2017 09:17PM

That nigger Trump Wrote:
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> Show some class. Obviously someone loss their life
> on the beltway. Most likely due to the incompetent
> drivers around here


Going 35 mph in the left (fast) lane of the beltway is an excellent example of incompetent driving.

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Re: Funeral procession on 495...wtf?
Posted by: Another Dindo bites the dust ()
Date: October 24, 2017 09:00AM

One of the main reasons that you can tell this story is made up is because niggers don't pay shit to go to another nigger's funeral. They will show up at the funeral home, but half of them don't even go to the burial. Oh, and they steal shit from the funeral home!

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