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My boy is knocking on neighbors' doors and running away
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Jeff would mod this...
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Date: October 14, 2017 07:19PM
I was appalled when he told me what he and his friends called it.
How should I address this? He does it in Fairfax so I thought this board was appropriate for advice.
-concerned parent from DC Urban Moms
How should I address this? He does it in Fairfax so I thought this board was appropriate for advice.
-concerned parent from DC Urban Moms
Re: My boy is knocking on neighbors' doors and running away
Posted by:
Suckthisone
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Date: October 14, 2017 08:20PM
Nigger knocking is a sure sign your son is not going to be a pussy snowflake. Congrats on raising a man in a gender fluid world!
Re: My boy is knocking on neighbors' doors and running away
Posted by:
Huh???
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Date: October 14, 2017 08:41PM
Yawn...nigger knocking? Call me when the boy has levelled up...
Suggestions:
1) Jane Get The Mop! - Lean an open jar of urine against the door which spills when the door is opened.
2) Jane It's So Patriotic! - Lean lit bottle rockets against the door which fire into the house when the door is opened.
Suggestions:
1) Jane Get The Mop! - Lean an open jar of urine against the door which spills when the door is opened.
2) Jane It's So Patriotic! - Lean lit bottle rockets against the door which fire into the house when the door is opened.
Re: My boy is knocking on neighbors' doors and running away
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Bacciami il culo
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Date: October 15, 2017 12:35AM
He's ready to graduate to the next level. What he'll need is a pack of paper plates, some lighter fluid or kerosene (preferable), a lighter or matches (wood strike anywhere matches the best) and a plastic shovel like the ones that you give to kids at the beach.
You send the kid out with a few paper plates, the shovel, the matches and the accelerant. Tell him to find some doggy poo. He should scoop the doggy poo on the plate, Then, he should find a house where he knows someone's home. He should put the plate with the doggy poo on the porch and pour the accelerant all over the plate and doggy poo. Then he should ring the bell and light the plate, then run and hide in the bushes.
The people in the house will see the burning plate and stomp on it. At that point, your son and his friends should yell out "HAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU JUST STEPPED IN DOGGY POO!!!" and run down the street.
You send the kid out with a few paper plates, the shovel, the matches and the accelerant. Tell him to find some doggy poo. He should scoop the doggy poo on the plate, Then, he should find a house where he knows someone's home. He should put the plate with the doggy poo on the porch and pour the accelerant all over the plate and doggy poo. Then he should ring the bell and light the plate, then run and hide in the bushes.
The people in the house will see the burning plate and stomp on it. At that point, your son and his friends should yell out "HAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU JUST STEPPED IN DOGGY POO!!!" and run down the street.
Re: My boy is knocking on neighbors' doors and running away
Posted by:
XUEWC
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Date: October 17, 2017 07:27AM
Bacciami il culo Wrote:
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> He's ready to graduate to the next level. What
> he'll need is a pack of paper plates, some lighter
> fluid or kerosene (preferable), a lighter or
> matches (wood strike anywhere matches the best)
> and a plastic shovel like the ones that you give
> to kids at the beach.
>
> You send the kid out with a few paper plates, the
> shovel, the matches and the accelerant. Tell him
> to find some doggy poo. He should scoop the doggy
> poo on the plate, Then, he should find a house
> where he knows someone's home. He should put the
> plate with the doggy poo on the porch and pour the
> accelerant all over the plate and doggy poo. Then
> he should ring the bell and light the plate, then
> run and hide in the bushes.
>
> The people in the house will see the burning plate
> and stomp on it. At that point, your son and his
> friends should yell out "HAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU JUST
> STEPPED IN DOGGY POO!!!" and run down the street.
A plate? You put the poo in a bag so that it looks like a flaming bag, not a flaming plate of poo. Stop acting like a mongoloid.
Didn't you see Billy Madison?
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> He's ready to graduate to the next level. What
> he'll need is a pack of paper plates, some lighter
> fluid or kerosene (preferable), a lighter or
> matches (wood strike anywhere matches the best)
> and a plastic shovel like the ones that you give
> to kids at the beach.
>
> You send the kid out with a few paper plates, the
> shovel, the matches and the accelerant. Tell him
> to find some doggy poo. He should scoop the doggy
> poo on the plate, Then, he should find a house
> where he knows someone's home. He should put the
> plate with the doggy poo on the porch and pour the
> accelerant all over the plate and doggy poo. Then
> he should ring the bell and light the plate, then
> run and hide in the bushes.
>
> The people in the house will see the burning plate
> and stomp on it. At that point, your son and his
> friends should yell out "HAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU JUST
> STEPPED IN DOGGY POO!!!" and run down the street.
A plate? You put the poo in a bag so that it looks like a flaming bag, not a flaming plate of poo. Stop acting like a mongoloid.
Didn't you see Billy Madison?
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Re: My boy is knocking on neighbors' doors and running away
Posted by:
Bacciami il culo
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Date: October 17, 2017 11:21AM
XUEWC Wrote:
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> erant.
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> A plate? You put the poo in a bag so that it
> looks like a flaming bag, not a flaming plate of
> poo. Stop acting like a mongoloid.
>
> Didn't you see Billy Madison?
No, dumbshit, I didn't see Billy Madison. The only persons more unfunny that Adam Sandler are Trevor Noah and that Australian guy who's on either just after or just before him. I forget now, the wife watches them, I don't.
When you see something burning, do you look to see what it is before you step on it? No, you just see the flames and step on it. You walk out your door, see something on fire, stop and think "Hmmmmmmm, is this a paper bag on fire or is it a paper plate? Let me go back inside and get my glasses. MAHTHA! MAHTHA! Have you seen muh glasses?!?!? They-ahs sum-thin' on fi-yah on the poch en I need t'find out if it's a paypuh bag owah a pay-puh pa-late!" Yeah, right.
Besides, if the poo is on a plate, it's fully exposed and ready to soil the unsuspecting resident's shoe.
What a MAH-roon!
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> erant.
>
>
> A plate? You put the poo in a bag so that it
> looks like a flaming bag, not a flaming plate of
> poo. Stop acting like a mongoloid.
>
> Didn't you see Billy Madison?
No, dumbshit, I didn't see Billy Madison. The only persons more unfunny that Adam Sandler are Trevor Noah and that Australian guy who's on either just after or just before him. I forget now, the wife watches them, I don't.
When you see something burning, do you look to see what it is before you step on it? No, you just see the flames and step on it. You walk out your door, see something on fire, stop and think "Hmmmmmmm, is this a paper bag on fire or is it a paper plate? Let me go back inside and get my glasses. MAHTHA! MAHTHA! Have you seen muh glasses?!?!? They-ahs sum-thin' on fi-yah on the poch en I need t'find out if it's a paypuh bag owah a pay-puh pa-late!" Yeah, right.
Besides, if the poo is on a plate, it's fully exposed and ready to soil the unsuspecting resident's shoe.
What a MAH-roon!
Re: My boy is knocking on neighbors' doors and running away
Posted by:
Corn kid
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Date: October 17, 2017 12:55PM
We used to "tic tac" houses when I was a kid. We lived near a cornfield and would grab a few ears of corn and shuck them into a bucket. After the kernels had hardened, we'd go out at night and throw handfuls of them against the vinyl/aluminum siding. It was extremely loud both inside and outside, and would normally scare the hell out of the homeowners.
Re: My boy is knocking on neighbors' doors and running away
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Nigga Knokka
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Date: October 17, 2017 01:42PM
Nigger knocking is just fine ~ granted, I thought it became old fashioned decades ago . . .
Just enjoy it while you still can: It's better than in another 5-6 years when he'll switch from knocking on the doors to knocking up the daughters.
Just enjoy it while you still can: It's better than in another 5-6 years when he'll switch from knocking on the doors to knocking up the daughters.
Re: My boy is knocking on neighbors' doors and running away
Posted by:
You Asked .....
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Date: October 17, 2017 02:22PM
It's all great until that one guy who has rock salt loaded in his 12 ga.
Yes it is less then lethal, yes it is legal, yes it hurts, and yes the pain is excruciating when it starts to dissolve after one has been shot.
Yes it is less then lethal, yes it is legal, yes it hurts, and yes the pain is excruciating when it starts to dissolve after one has been shot.
Re: My boy is knocking on neighbors' doors and running away
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Old Media General Cable
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Date: October 17, 2017 02:28PM
Remember in the 80's when all of the Media General Cable boxes used the same remote? We would go remote controlling in the neighborhood at night. Click on someones TV through the window at 1 a.m. and crank the volume all the way up on Headbangers Ball or stand outside of their window and keep changing the channel on them and watch them bang their remote on the table getting pissed off....good times.
Re: My boy is knocking on neighbors' doors and running away
Posted by:
hahaha1
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Date: October 18, 2017 12:41AM
Old Media General Cable Wrote:
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> Remember in the 80's when all of the Media General
> Cable boxes used the same remote? We would go
> remote controlling in the neighborhood at night.
> Click on someones TV through the window at 1 a.m.
> and crank the volume all the way up on Headbangers
> Ball or stand outside of their window and keep
> changing the channel on them and watch them bang
> their remote on the table getting pissed
> off....good times.
Oh man I can't believe I never thought of this when I was a kid. LOL.. that would have been fucking awesome. Would have been the early/mid-90s for me. I'm not sure the remotes would go that far though. Every did have the same damn cable box back then with the small black rectangular remote.
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> Remember in the 80's when all of the Media General
> Cable boxes used the same remote? We would go
> remote controlling in the neighborhood at night.
> Click on someones TV through the window at 1 a.m.
> and crank the volume all the way up on Headbangers
> Ball or stand outside of their window and keep
> changing the channel on them and watch them bang
> their remote on the table getting pissed
> off....good times.
Oh man I can't believe I never thought of this when I was a kid. LOL.. that would have been fucking awesome. Would have been the early/mid-90s for me. I'm not sure the remotes would go that far though. Every did have the same damn cable box back then with the small black rectangular remote.
Re: My boy is knocking on neighbors' doors and running away
Posted by:
Respect the past
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Date: October 18, 2017 01:22AM
It's not really a crime if you do it only once. As long as he doesnt take after billy Madison and light a flaming bag of shit on fire
Re: My boy is knocking on neighbors' doors and running away
Posted by:
Tommy Varlas
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Date: October 18, 2017 07:08AM
Nigger knocking is whut we called it
Re: My boy is knocking on neighbors' doors and running away
Posted by:
Something wrong
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Date: October 18, 2017 08:48AM
Old Media General Cable Wrote:
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> Remember in the 80's when all of the Media General
> Cable boxes used the same remote? We would go
> remote controlling in the neighborhood at night.
> Click on someones TV through the window at 1 a.m.
> and crank the volume all the way up on Headbangers
> Ball or stand outside of their window and keep
> changing the channel on them and watch them bang
> their remote on the table getting pissed
> off....good times.
I guess kids were still creative in the 1980s. I wasn't a kid any more in the 1980s, so I didn't know about that one. It is pretty clever, though. We shouldda' couldda' wouldda' had a great time with that one. Turn on the Playboy channel in some prude's house or something like that.
Still, there's something wrong with kids these days. If we'd had those nastycams at the red lights and for speeding (you don't have them in Virginia, but they have them in DC and Maryland), we would have done more than just spray paint them, like those guys did in MontCOMMIEry County.
We would have gotten on the back step of some guy's panel truck, dropped our pants and hung a BA while the guy ran the red light and triggered the nastycam. Of course, we would have been sure to cover the licence plate or steal one and put that one on there. Then we would have put a porno picture over the camera lens and run the light repeatedly so it sent porno images to the police. After all that, we might have spray painted it.
Kids these days have no imagination.
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> Remember in the 80's when all of the Media General
> Cable boxes used the same remote? We would go
> remote controlling in the neighborhood at night.
> Click on someones TV through the window at 1 a.m.
> and crank the volume all the way up on Headbangers
> Ball or stand outside of their window and keep
> changing the channel on them and watch them bang
> their remote on the table getting pissed
> off....good times.
I guess kids were still creative in the 1980s. I wasn't a kid any more in the 1980s, so I didn't know about that one. It is pretty clever, though. We shouldda' couldda' wouldda' had a great time with that one. Turn on the Playboy channel in some prude's house or something like that.
Still, there's something wrong with kids these days. If we'd had those nastycams at the red lights and for speeding (you don't have them in Virginia, but they have them in DC and Maryland), we would have done more than just spray paint them, like those guys did in MontCOMMIEry County.
We would have gotten on the back step of some guy's panel truck, dropped our pants and hung a BA while the guy ran the red light and triggered the nastycam. Of course, we would have been sure to cover the licence plate or steal one and put that one on there. Then we would have put a porno picture over the camera lens and run the light repeatedly so it sent porno images to the police. After all that, we might have spray painted it.
Kids these days have no imagination.