Re: Why R Housewives so Rude
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Don't get confused.
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Date: September 02, 2017 10:37AM
Like anything else, you gotta' look at each one, b/c that way you get lucky some times. A lot of times, your luck is what you make it. See, one thing about these broads over 35 is they've been around a while, so they know a thing or two. They've danced around all the BS and they just say what they say and act like they do b/c of it.
See, I ran across this broad one time in the Starbucks. I went up there, ordered this cup of coffee. I told the girl there all I wanted was a small, plain ol' cup of coffee. So I pay, go to wait for my coffee and pull out my bag of tobacco, papers and start to roll a smoke.
I wan't paying attention at the time, but there's this lady standing next to me, waiting for what turned out to be her cup of fancy coffee. So I roll my smoke, shove it in my mouth and this broad decides it's time to inform me that VA law says I can't smoke there. So I told her DC law doesn't let me smoke in Starbuck's, either (I live in DC), but since I ain't lit the thing, I ain't breakin' no law. There ain't no law against no unlit cig in nobody's mouth.
So I go outside, lean up against a wall, light the smoke & start to drink the coffee. This broad comes outside, walks up to me, and I can smell her fancy coffee. So anyhow, she starts making comments about putting things in my mouth so I tell her, look, lady, I really prefer puttting my mouth to a vagina, but if I did it here, I'd probably get arrested and I don't wanna' have that happen b/c I don't want Bubba's dick in my mouth, either.
So she tells me I talk a big line and I ask her what big line am I talking? How is not wanting Personal Time with Bubba talking a big line? So she says no, talking a line about eating pussy. I told her I was just being a smart ass andshe says she knows, she's been around the block a couple of times and has seen a lot of smart ass kids like me. Then she tells me I can talk but can I walk the walk. I think about it a minute and ask her if she's trying to tell me something. She tells me how brilliant I am for a smart ass kid, then she stepa back, opens her arms and shakes her ass and says, honey, I'm 44, which means I'm probably old enough to me your mother. Are you still interested?
So yeah, I tell her she's a year older than my mother, and yeah, I'm interested, but since I'm all of 19, I'm probably a little clumsy and can she put up with a little bit of playing school teacher? Yeah, she says she already knew that, she's been around, remember?
I took a look at her and could see there was nothing pretentious about this broad, no BS, not nothing. She had grey in her hair and made no attempt to hide it. The makeup was discreet & reserved, there wasn't any attempt to hide the crows' feet. She was unremarkable in her looks. You could tell she was attractive in her day, but not drop dead gorgeous. She hadn't faded into wrinkled yoogleestickness, just a lack of remarkability. OK, so this is a real woman, YTF not? Turned out to be one of the better decisions I made lately. You wanna' talk about getting worn out from getting educated? This broad's worth the trip to Farifax Station from DC. She told me not to get any ideas about a long term GF. DUHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
The point is, don't mistake lack of reserve or pretense for rundeness.