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Blow your horn when the light turns green
Posted by:
Get off your fn phone
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Date: September 13, 2017 08:18PM
If there are 3 or more cars stopped in front of me at a red light I now automatically tap my horn because invariably some fucking idiot is staring at their cell phone and not moving forward. You should get in the habit of doing this too.
Re: Blow your horn when the light turns green
Posted by:
I like blowing
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Date: September 13, 2017 08:27PM
Why would you blow your horn at a red light?
Re: Blow your horn when the light turns green
Posted by:
Horn blows, so does the driver
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Date: September 13, 2017 08:30PM
Do that shit to me 2 microseconds after the light changes and your ass will be sitting there through the next 2.
No, I won't have been looking at my phone. They piss me off too. But they're surpassed in assholeism by the dumbshits who lean on the horn the second the light turns.
No, I won't have been looking at my phone. They piss me off too. But they're surpassed in assholeism by the dumbshits who lean on the horn the second the light turns.
Re: Blow your horn when the light turns green
Posted by:
Huh???
()
Date: September 13, 2017 08:46PM
A few years ago a motorist in front of me was on his phone, first in line at a red light. The light turned green, I waited 15 seconds and honked. After pulling through the intersection he slowed down, pulled up beside me and started cussing me out and then sped off.
I changed lanes and got in behind him again and again he was first in line at the red light and again he was on the phone. Only...this time, I honked my horn while the light was still red.
He pulled into the intersection and was t-boned by a pickup. I pulled over and called 911. Everyone was ok. When the police came over to take my statement I said I was behind the person in line at the red light when all of the sudden their car entered the intersection against the red light and cross traffic struck them. The officer said the motorist who was struck reported hearing a horn which is why he went.
I said that yea, it's a busy intersection at rush hour...there were several horns from multiple directions.
That was the end of it...
I changed lanes and got in behind him again and again he was first in line at the red light and again he was on the phone. Only...this time, I honked my horn while the light was still red.
He pulled into the intersection and was t-boned by a pickup. I pulled over and called 911. Everyone was ok. When the police came over to take my statement I said I was behind the person in line at the red light when all of the sudden their car entered the intersection against the red light and cross traffic struck them. The officer said the motorist who was struck reported hearing a horn which is why he went.
I said that yea, it's a busy intersection at rush hour...there were several horns from multiple directions.
That was the end of it...
Re: Blow your horn when the light turns green
Posted by:
VDJ4D
()
Date: September 13, 2017 08:53PM
Huh??? Wrote:
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> A few years ago a motorist in front of me was on
> his phone, first in line at a red light. The light
> turned green, I waited 15 seconds and honked.
> After pulling through the intersection he slowed
> down, pulled up beside me and started cussing me
> out and then sped off.
>
> I changed lanes and got in behind him again and
> again he was first in line at the red light and
> again he was on the phone. Only...this time, I
> honked my horn while the light was still red.
>
> He pulled into the intersection and was t-boned by
> a pickup. I pulled over and called 911. Everyone
> was ok. When the police came over to take my
> statement I said I was behind the person in line
> at the red light when all of the sudden their car
> entered the intersection against the red light and
> cross traffic struck them. The officer said the
> motorist who was struck reported hearing a horn
> which is why he went.
>
> I said that yea, it's a busy intersection at rush
> hour...there were several horns from multiple
> directions.
>
> That was the end of it...
Cool story, bro.
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> A few years ago a motorist in front of me was on
> his phone, first in line at a red light. The light
> turned green, I waited 15 seconds and honked.
> After pulling through the intersection he slowed
> down, pulled up beside me and started cussing me
> out and then sped off.
>
> I changed lanes and got in behind him again and
> again he was first in line at the red light and
> again he was on the phone. Only...this time, I
> honked my horn while the light was still red.
>
> He pulled into the intersection and was t-boned by
> a pickup. I pulled over and called 911. Everyone
> was ok. When the police came over to take my
> statement I said I was behind the person in line
> at the red light when all of the sudden their car
> entered the intersection against the red light and
> cross traffic struck them. The officer said the
> motorist who was struck reported hearing a horn
> which is why he went.
>
> I said that yea, it's a busy intersection at rush
> hour...there were several horns from multiple
> directions.
>
> That was the end of it...
Cool story, bro.
Re: Blow your horn when the light turns green
Posted by:
VPXGT
()
Date: September 13, 2017 08:56PM
Huh??? Wrote:
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> A few years ago a motorist in front of me was on
> his phone, first in line at a red light. The light
> turned green, I waited 15 seconds and honked.
> After pulling through the intersection he slowed
> down, pulled up beside me and started cussing me
> out and then sped off.
>
> I changed lanes and got in behind him again and
> again he was first in line at the red light and
> again he was on the phone. Only...this time, I
> honked my horn while the light was still red.
>
> He pulled into the intersection and was t-boned by
> a pickup. I pulled over and called 911. Everyone
> was ok. When the police came over to take my
> statement I said I was behind the person in line
> at the red light when all of the sudden their car
> entered the intersection against the red light and
> cross traffic struck them. The officer said the
> motorist who was struck reported hearing a horn
> which is why he went.
>
> I said that yea, it's a busy intersection at rush
> hour...there were several horns from multiple
> directions.
>
> That was the end of it...
You waited 15 seconds? I give 'em three at most.
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> A few years ago a motorist in front of me was on
> his phone, first in line at a red light. The light
> turned green, I waited 15 seconds and honked.
> After pulling through the intersection he slowed
> down, pulled up beside me and started cussing me
> out and then sped off.
>
> I changed lanes and got in behind him again and
> again he was first in line at the red light and
> again he was on the phone. Only...this time, I
> honked my horn while the light was still red.
>
> He pulled into the intersection and was t-boned by
> a pickup. I pulled over and called 911. Everyone
> was ok. When the police came over to take my
> statement I said I was behind the person in line
> at the red light when all of the sudden their car
> entered the intersection against the red light and
> cross traffic struck them. The officer said the
> motorist who was struck reported hearing a horn
> which is why he went.
>
> I said that yea, it's a busy intersection at rush
> hour...there were several horns from multiple
> directions.
>
> That was the end of it...
You waited 15 seconds? I give 'em three at most.
Re: Blow your horn when the light turns green
Posted by:
causeican
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Date: September 13, 2017 09:06PM
Horn blows, so does the driver Wrote:
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> Do that shit to me 2 microseconds after the light
> changes and your ass will be sitting there through
> the next 2.
>
> No, I won't have been looking at my phone. They
> piss me off too. But they're surpassed in
> assholeism by the dumbshits who lean on the horn
> the second the light turns.
What do you do? Sit there and wait for someone else to blow their horn or just sit there. You’re stupid.
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> Do that shit to me 2 microseconds after the light
> changes and your ass will be sitting there through
> the next 2.
>
> No, I won't have been looking at my phone. They
> piss me off too. But they're surpassed in
> assholeism by the dumbshits who lean on the horn
> the second the light turns.
What do you do? Sit there and wait for someone else to blow their horn or just sit there. You’re stupid.
Re: Blow your horn when the light turns green
Posted by:
Thom Devoltes
()
Date: September 14, 2017 07:48AM
> That was the end of it...
It took me 15 seconds to backspace and delete your garbage nonsense before responding.
Don't make me do that again.
Your story isn't true bc the horn on your 88 corolla wagon is broke! That's why you have the pink failed inspection sticker on your window!
Go to Yates auto repair in Del Ray to get that horn repaired
It took me 15 seconds to backspace and delete your garbage nonsense before responding.
Don't make me do that again.
Your story isn't true bc the horn on your 88 corolla wagon is broke! That's why you have the pink failed inspection sticker on your window!
Go to Yates auto repair in Del Ray to get that horn repaired
Re: Blow your horn when the light turns green
Posted by:
Louie Chevrolet
()
Date: September 14, 2017 08:55AM
This is why I always leave lots of space at redlights, I just go around the cell phone addicted fuckwads.
Re: Blow your horn when the light turns green
Posted by:
Dark ass niggas
()
Date: September 14, 2017 09:26AM
Louie Chevrolet Wrote:
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> This is why I always leave lots of space at
> redlights, I just go around the cell phone
> addicted fuckwads.
Me too. I leave a gap that gives me enough room to go around. Just like I go around the paki's and beaners driving 10 under with the high beans on in the left lane.
Anyone blows a horn at me the second a light turns green, I will sit there and not move - and be thankful they are alerting me to danger ahead.
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> This is why I always leave lots of space at
> redlights, I just go around the cell phone
> addicted fuckwads.
Me too. I leave a gap that gives me enough room to go around. Just like I go around the paki's and beaners driving 10 under with the high beans on in the left lane.
Anyone blows a horn at me the second a light turns green, I will sit there and not move - and be thankful they are alerting me to danger ahead.
Re: Blow your horn when the light turns green
Posted by:
Pointer outer of things
()
Date: September 14, 2017 09:44AM
Horn blows, so does the driver Wrote:
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> Do that shit to me 2 microseconds after the light
> changes and your ass will be sitting there through
> the next 2.
>
>
Ya' might wanna' look in your rearview mirror before you decide to sit there. See, it might be me driving that oversized bulldozer who's sitting behind you. YOu know, it has caterpillar treads and huge front tires and a really big blade on it. It has not just one, but 3 granny gears in the trans---low, extra low and super low. It's a wonderful way to deal w/people who won't pick 1: lead, follow or get the fuck out of the way.
Think next time.
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> Do that shit to me 2 microseconds after the light
> changes and your ass will be sitting there through
> the next 2.
>
>
Ya' might wanna' look in your rearview mirror before you decide to sit there. See, it might be me driving that oversized bulldozer who's sitting behind you. YOu know, it has caterpillar treads and huge front tires and a really big blade on it. It has not just one, but 3 granny gears in the trans---low, extra low and super low. It's a wonderful way to deal w/people who won't pick 1: lead, follow or get the fuck out of the way.
Think next time.
Re: Blow your horn when the light turns green
Posted by:
Pointer outer of things
()
Date: September 14, 2017 09:48AM
Dark ass niggas Wrote:
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>
>
> Anyone blows a horn at me the second a light turns
> green, I will sit there and not move -
See, I believe in public service, too. When your car won't move at the green light, I assume it's broke down. In order to get you off the road where you won't get hurt and to get traffic moving again, I just drop the blade on my bulldozer, put it in the lowest of the granny gears and open the throttle. Isn;t performing public service wonderful?
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>
>
> Anyone blows a horn at me the second a light turns
> green, I will sit there and not move -
See, I believe in public service, too. When your car won't move at the green light, I assume it's broke down. In order to get you off the road where you won't get hurt and to get traffic moving again, I just drop the blade on my bulldozer, put it in the lowest of the granny gears and open the throttle. Isn;t performing public service wonderful?
Re: Blow your horn when the light turns green
Posted by:
ShoveThatPhoneUpUrAnus
()
Date: September 14, 2017 10:43AM
OP, I had this happen twice today on the way into DC. Stupid ass people don't want to drive.
Re: Blow your horn when the light turns green
Posted by:
Steve Bannon
()
Date: September 14, 2017 10:50AM
Pointer outer of things Wrote:
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> Horn blows, so does the driver Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Do that shit to me 2 microseconds after the
> light
> > changes and your ass will be sitting there
> through
> > the next 2.
> >
> >
>
> Ya' might wanna' look in your rearview mirror
> before you decide to sit there. See, it might be
> me driving that oversized bulldozer who's sitting
> behind you. YOu know, it has caterpillar treads
> and huge front tires and a really big blade on it.
> It has not just one, but 3 granny gears in the
> trans---low, extra low and super low. It's a
> wonderful way to deal w/people who won't pick 1:
> lead, follow or get the fuck out of the way.
>
> Think next time.
There is a subteddit for your construction porn.
This is not the place!
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> Horn blows, so does the driver Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Do that shit to me 2 microseconds after the
> light
> > changes and your ass will be sitting there
> through
> > the next 2.
> >
> >
>
> Ya' might wanna' look in your rearview mirror
> before you decide to sit there. See, it might be
> me driving that oversized bulldozer who's sitting
> behind you. YOu know, it has caterpillar treads
> and huge front tires and a really big blade on it.
> It has not just one, but 3 granny gears in the
> trans---low, extra low and super low. It's a
> wonderful way to deal w/people who won't pick 1:
> lead, follow or get the fuck out of the way.
>
> Think next time.
There is a subteddit for your construction porn.
This is not the place!
Re: Blow your horn when the light turns green
Posted by:
Chief Wiggum
()
Date: September 14, 2017 12:11PM
I got honked at once only after a second...da fuck? People need to calm down
Re: Blow your horn when the light turns green
Posted by:
Steve Bannon
()
Date: September 14, 2017 12:16PM
You have ONE job at a stoplight u fuks!!!!
Go when it is green!
No one gives a shit about your hairlipped kid getting an award!
One job muff fuckahhhh!
Go when it is green!
No one gives a shit about your hairlipped kid getting an award!
One job muff fuckahhhh!
Re: Blow your horn when the light turns green
Posted by:
say huh?
()
Date: September 14, 2017 03:30PM
Steve Bannon Wrote:
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> Pointer outer of things Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Horn blows, so does the driver Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Do that shit to me 2 microseconds after the
> > light
> > > changes and your ass will be sitting there
> > through
> > > the next 2.
> > >
> > >
> >
> > Ya' might wanna' look in your rearview mirror
> > before you decide to sit there. See, it might
> be
> > me driving that oversized bulldozer who's
> sitting
> > behind you. YOu know, it has caterpillar
> treads
> > and huge front tires and a really big blade on
> it.
> > It has not just one, but 3 granny gears in
> the
> > trans---low, extra low and super low. It's a
> > wonderful way to deal w/people who won't pick 1:
>
> > lead, follow or get the fuck out of the way.
> >
> > Think next time.
>
> There is a subteddit for your construction porn.
> This is not the place!
Only crap!! I had to re-read because I could have sworn it read "tranny gears" and I'm like wtf are "tranny gears"? On second thought, I don't wanna know.
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> Pointer outer of things Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Horn blows, so does the driver Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Do that shit to me 2 microseconds after the
> > light
> > > changes and your ass will be sitting there
> > through
> > > the next 2.
> > >
> > >
> >
> > Ya' might wanna' look in your rearview mirror
> > before you decide to sit there. See, it might
> be
> > me driving that oversized bulldozer who's
> sitting
> > behind you. YOu know, it has caterpillar
> treads
> > and huge front tires and a really big blade on
> it.
> > It has not just one, but 3 granny gears in
> the
> > trans---low, extra low and super low. It's a
> > wonderful way to deal w/people who won't pick 1:
>
> > lead, follow or get the fuck out of the way.
> >
> > Think next time.
>
> There is a subteddit for your construction porn.
> This is not the place!
Only crap!! I had to re-read because I could have sworn it read "tranny gears" and I'm like wtf are "tranny gears"? On second thought, I don't wanna know.
Re: Blow your horn when the light turns green
Posted by:
Not fooling anyone
()
Date: September 14, 2017 03:36PM
Pointer outer of things Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Horn blows, so does the driver Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Do that shit to me 2 microseconds after the
> light
> > changes and your ass will be sitting there
> through
> > the next 2.
> >
> >
>
> Ya' might wanna' look in your rearview mirror
> before you decide to sit there. See, it might be
> me driving that oversized bulldozer who's sitting
> behind you. YOu know, it has caterpillar treads
> and huge front tires and a really big blade on it.
> It has not just one, but 3 granny gears in the
> trans---low, extra low and super low. It's a
> wonderful way to deal w/people who won't pick 1:
> lead, follow or get the fuck out of the way.
>
> Think next time.
^ Actually drives a Prius with a rainbow bumper sticker.
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> Horn blows, so does the driver Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Do that shit to me 2 microseconds after the
> light
> > changes and your ass will be sitting there
> through
> > the next 2.
> >
> >
>
> Ya' might wanna' look in your rearview mirror
> before you decide to sit there. See, it might be
> me driving that oversized bulldozer who's sitting
> behind you. YOu know, it has caterpillar treads
> and huge front tires and a really big blade on it.
> It has not just one, but 3 granny gears in the
> trans---low, extra low and super low. It's a
> wonderful way to deal w/people who won't pick 1:
> lead, follow or get the fuck out of the way.
>
> Think next time.
^ Actually drives a Prius with a rainbow bumper sticker.
Re: Blow your horn when the light turns green
Posted by:
wdcpm
()
Date: September 14, 2017 03:45PM
Not fooling anyone Wrote:
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>
>
> ^ Actually drives a Prius with a rainbow bumper
> sticker.
And a Child On Board sign. If you are so concerned about your childs safety, stay out of the left lane that is "supposed" to be carrying the faster traffic.
-------------------------------------------------------.
>
>
> ^ Actually drives a Prius with a rainbow bumper
> sticker.
And a Child On Board sign. If you are so concerned about your childs safety, stay out of the left lane that is "supposed" to be carrying the faster traffic.
Re: Blow your horn when the light turns green
Posted by:
NoVa Nate
()
Date: September 14, 2017 03:54PM
ProTip: Don't piss off the driver in front of you. They can make your life hell while you're stuck behind them.
Re: Blow your horn when the light turns green
Posted by:
Dolly Madison
()
Date: September 14, 2017 05:33PM
Louie Chevrolet Wrote:
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> This is why I always leave lots of space at
> redlights, I just go around the cell phone
> addicted fuckwads.
Ever since the muzzie went jihadist at the CIA entrance and shot all the humans stopped at a light, I leave lots of space at traffic lights too.
-------------------------------------------------------
> This is why I always leave lots of space at
> redlights, I just go around the cell phone
> addicted fuckwads.
Ever since the muzzie went jihadist at the CIA entrance and shot all the humans stopped at a light, I leave lots of space at traffic lights too.
Re: Blow your horn when the light turns green
Posted by:
causeican
()
Date: September 15, 2017 04:39AM
Huh??? Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> A few years ago a motorist in front of me was on
> his phone, first in line at a red light. The light
> turned green, I waited 15 seconds and honked.
> After pulling through the intersection he slowed
> down, pulled up beside me and started cussing me
> out and then sped off.
>
> I changed lanes and got in behind him again and
> again he was first in line at the red light and
> again he was on the phone. Only...this time, I
> honked my horn while the light was still red.
>
> He pulled into the intersection and was t-boned by
> a pickup. I pulled over and called 911. Everyone
> was ok. When the police came over to take my
> statement I said I was behind the person in line
> at the red light when all of the sudden their car
> entered the intersection against the red light and
> cross traffic struck them. The officer said the
> motorist who was struck reported hearing a horn
> which is why he went.
>
> I said that yea, it's a busy intersection at rush
> hour...there were several horns from multiple
> directions.
>
> That was the end of it...
haha clever. Although, I’d be afraid to try it unless I knew no traffic was coming.
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> A few years ago a motorist in front of me was on
> his phone, first in line at a red light. The light
> turned green, I waited 15 seconds and honked.
> After pulling through the intersection he slowed
> down, pulled up beside me and started cussing me
> out and then sped off.
>
> I changed lanes and got in behind him again and
> again he was first in line at the red light and
> again he was on the phone. Only...this time, I
> honked my horn while the light was still red.
>
> He pulled into the intersection and was t-boned by
> a pickup. I pulled over and called 911. Everyone
> was ok. When the police came over to take my
> statement I said I was behind the person in line
> at the red light when all of the sudden their car
> entered the intersection against the red light and
> cross traffic struck them. The officer said the
> motorist who was struck reported hearing a horn
> which is why he went.
>
> I said that yea, it's a busy intersection at rush
> hour...there were several horns from multiple
> directions.
>
> That was the end of it...
haha clever. Although, I’d be afraid to try it unless I knew no traffic was coming.
Re: Blow your horn when the light turns green
Posted by:
Psycholist
()
Date: September 15, 2017 05:23AM
^
pussy and pedo
It's okay. People love you.
pussy and pedo
It's okay. People love you.
Re: Blow your horn when the light turns green
Posted by:
LetsRock
()
Date: September 15, 2017 09:15AM
You need to wait at least 3 seconds to let the "red light runners" who blew through the yellow/red from the sides.
Re: Blow your horn when the light turns green
Posted by:
Cpy4t
()
Date: September 15, 2017 10:11AM
Psycholist Wrote:
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> ^
> pussy and pedo
>
>
> It's okay. People love you.
I changed my mind. What do you drive and where will you be at 5p?
P&P
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> ^
> pussy and pedo
>
>
> It's okay. People love you.
I changed my mind. What do you drive and where will you be at 5p?
P&P
Re: Blow your horn when the light turns green
Posted by:
Trigger Happy
()
Date: September 15, 2017 10:56AM
> Blow your horn when the light turns green
I think I was next to you in traffic the other day on Little River.
Literally the second the arrow turned green you started blaring your horn with 10-12 cars ahead of you. First car in front probably didn't even realize you were honking at him LOL
I think I was next to you in traffic the other day on Little River.
Literally the second the arrow turned green you started blaring your horn with 10-12 cars ahead of you. First car in front probably didn't even realize you were honking at him LOL