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While you fags are jerking off in your cup o' soup today, I'll be dining on fillet with our family attorney and finalizing my trust.
Posted by: Old Money ()
Date: August 31, 2017 05:51AM

Wealth is not for everyone but is something passed down to those who have the proper genetics to maintain it. You will never be wealthy. It's just not in your DNA. Nothing beats old money!

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Re: While you fags are jerking off in your cup o' soup today, I'll be dining on fillet with our family attorney and finalizing my trust.
Posted by: haha yeah ()
Date: August 31, 2017 06:07AM

Haha yeah

Your wonderful life of Riley has you awake at an ungodly hour.

Most people afflicted with old wealth, are eager to mentor and assist others.

It is not a typical trait to be publicly boastful and surly condescending.

As a lying troll, do you actually have an occupation or are you so morbidly obese you are unable to climb stars to exit your parent's basement?

You need a shower, you smell like sweat-fish-shit-halitosis.

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Posted by: chuckhoffmann ()
Date: August 31, 2017 06:09AM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/05/2017 03:43AM by chuckhoffmann.

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Re: While you fags are jerking off in your cup o' soup today, I'll be dining on fillet with our family attorney and finalizing my trust.
Posted by: Old Money ()
Date: August 31, 2017 06:38AM

I have the strut of wealth. A confidence that when I walk in a room, any woman wants to be with me and any guy would suck me off just to catch my shrapnel. I was born better than you. I'm not up at this hour, my day is ending at this hour. Enjoy another day at the coal mine and sorry your grandfather wasn't cut out for wealth!

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Re: While you fags are jerking off in your cup o' soup today, I'll be dining on fillet with our family attorney and finalizing my trust.
Posted by: Fantom.Shitter ()
Date: August 31, 2017 07:13AM

chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> Somehow, I doubt that someone who's actually old
> money would be using the term "fags" and trolling
> an obscure online forum about how much money he
> has.
>
> Fairfax Underground is entertainment for plebs,
> not the moneyed classes.

Only faggots have no idea what they're talking about. #NotAllFUPosters

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Re: While you fags are jerking off in your cup o' soup today, I'll be dining on fillet with our family attorney and finalizing my trust.
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: August 31, 2017 08:01AM

While OP is thinking of fillet, I'll be having filet.

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Re: While you fags are jerking off in your cup o' soup today, I'll be dining on fillet with our family attorney and finalizing my trust.
Posted by: Trust fund kid ()
Date: August 31, 2017 08:07AM

One thing about real old money people is that we never brag about our wealth.

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Re: While you fags are jerking off in your cup o' soup today, I'll be dining on fillet with our family attorney and finalizing my trust.
Posted by: Soup Du Jour ()
Date: August 31, 2017 08:30AM

Old Money Wrote:
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> Wealth is not for everyone but is something passed
> down to those who have the proper genetics to
> maintain it. You will never be wealthy. It's just
> not in your DNA. Nothing beats old money!


HA! Hope you die a painful death you SOB.

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Re: While you fags are jerking off in your cup o' soup today, I'll be dining on fillet with our family attorney and finalizing my trust.
Posted by: Timing is Everything ()
Date: August 31, 2017 09:13AM

Rich and posting at 5:51am on FFU? Either still in school or works in hospitality services.
The KKKillary KKKlinton 'libs hate America' syndrome. In other words, a liar.

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Re: While you fags are jerking off in your cup o' soup today, I'll be dining on fillet with our family attorney and finalizing my trust.
Posted by: Foreman's dad ()
Date: August 31, 2017 09:17AM

Timing is Everything Wrote:
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> Rich and posting at 5:51am on FFU? Either still in
> school or works in hospitality services.
> The KKKillary KKKlinton 'libs hate America'
> syndrome. In other words, a liar.


I second the liar motion

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Re: While you fags are jerking off in your cup o' soup today, I'll be dining on fillet with our family attorney and finalizing my trust.
Posted by: on the other hand ()
Date: August 31, 2017 09:21AM

A lot of rich people are world-class pricks.

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Re: While you fags are jerking off in your cup o' soup today, I'll be dining on fillet with our family attorney and finalizing my trust.
Posted by: seen it before ()
Date: August 31, 2017 09:24AM

All it takes is one dumb ass to blow through generations of hard work.

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Re: While you fags are jerking off in your cup o' soup today, I'll be dining on fillet with our family attorney and finalizing my trust.
Posted by: nog obliterator ()
Date: August 31, 2017 10:09AM

Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> While OP is thinking of fillet, I'll be having
> filet.


I caught that too. I thought he was just talking about fish!

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Re: While you fags are jerking off in your cup o' soup today, I'll be dining on fillet with our family attorney and finalizing my trust.
Posted by: Even Older ()
Date: August 31, 2017 11:37AM

You are late to the game Old Money.

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Re: While you fags are jerking off in your cup o' soup today, I'll be dining on fillet with our family attorney and finalizing my trust.
Posted by: Even Older ()
Date: August 31, 2017 11:40AM

> Most people afflicted with old wealth, are eager
> to mentor and assist others.

In my experience age enhances the traits people already have. Kinder people become kinder. Greedy people become greedier.

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Re: While you fags are jerking off in your cup o' soup today, I'll be dining on fillet with our family attorney and finalizing my trust.
Posted by: ForTheLoveOfMoney, Eternal Hell ()
Date: September 01, 2017 12:01AM

when you and your money part is when you meet your horrible fate.

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