Re: B Schneider
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That was too God damn funny!
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Date: August 26, 2017 02:55AM
I am Bob Schneider Wrote:
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> Dude, I am so sorry.
>
> Your mother is an alcoholic drug addicted slit,
> who gave up her used and worn out vagina to me
> because she needed a ride to 7-11 so she could buy
> some chewing tobacco, some blunts, sone Boone's
> Farm wine, a can of Cheese Whiz, and a can of
> Spam.
>
> We had sex in the front of 7-11, before she went
> back in to buy some scratch off lottery tickets.
>
> I didn't realize that she wore dentures, either,
> because she sucked me off like a vacuum cleaner,
> before she mounted my rock hard penis and rode me
> like a wild riding cowgirl.
>
> Then a police officer knocked on my window to tell
> me that my turn signal was on. I thanked him
> before I shot a load in your mother.
>
> That's how you were conceived, son.
>
> Just so you know, now.
That was just too God damn funny!