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Shitty food
Posted by: Morris ()
Date: November 02, 2009 06:21AM

Why do they do that in Jail? My cousin just came home from doing a 7 month sentence, and he has lost 25lbs and looks like hell. We were putting $100 a month in his books so he could buy some food in commissary, but he lost that after he defended himself from his cellmate who wanted to steal his property. It's very unfair, and I gave jail officials a piece of my mind in a phone to them. The rights of our loved ones are being trumpetted by them, we need to stand up for inmate rights since they won't do it.

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Re: Shitty food
Posted by: WTF ()
Date: November 02, 2009 06:27AM

Jail food meets nutritional requirements for adults. Just because your cousin was fat and sloppy looking before he went in jail doesn't mean the jail food was unhealthy. He lost weight because there are no Big Macs or Dairy Queens in jail.

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Re: Shitty food
Posted by: fuzzymunkey ()
Date: November 02, 2009 06:32AM

Maybe they serve shitty food in jail hoping that your dumbass cousin will quit committing crime.

I disagree with inmates getting to buy extra food in commissary.

It's jail, it's supposed to be shitty.

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Re: Shitty food
Posted by: GMU Hokie ()
Date: November 02, 2009 06:56AM

Are you saying he lost the money or did he lose the privilege to buy extra food?

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Re: Shitty food
Posted by: Morris ()
Date: November 02, 2009 06:57AM

Well u wouldn't be saying that if it was one of ur loved ones, or urself. Fuck you dude. They feed you some shit I wouldn't even feed to my dog.

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Re: Shitty food
Posted by: Dane Bramage ()
Date: November 02, 2009 07:05AM

Be glad it wasn't AZ.

heh


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Re: Shitty food
Posted by: WTF ()
Date: November 02, 2009 07:19AM

Morris Wrote:
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> They feed you some shit I wouldn't even feed to my dog.


Like what? Just because it isn't a Whopper with large fries and a Coke doesn't mean it is shit food.

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Re: Shitty food
Posted by: fuzzymunkey ()
Date: November 02, 2009 08:08AM

Morris

If I, or one of my loved ones, found myself in jail, eating shitty food I would be thinking several things...

What have I messed up in my life to end up here?
and
What am I going to do so that I never end up here again?

It's JAIL asshole! Not the f'ing Holiday Inn!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/02/2009 08:09AM by fuzzymunkey.

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Re: Shitty food
Posted by: Emeril ()
Date: November 02, 2009 08:33AM

Dane Bramage Wrote:
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> Be glad it wasn't AZ.
>
> heh
>
> http://www.departmentofoffense.com/wp-content/uplo
> ads/2007/12/sheriff_joe.jpg

LOL! Sheriff Joe feeds his prisoners baloney sandwiches. No tacos or burritos.
It must be good though because they just keep coming back. Maybe it's those
pretty pink panties that they like so much.

Sheriff Joe for President!!!!

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Re: Shitty food
Posted by: RayJay ()
Date: November 02, 2009 09:14AM

Guess what. I spent 6 mo. In the county hole because uncle Sam said so. And I did ABSOLUTELY nothing wrong. Had the government sieze my car, And sell it while I was incarcerated. I lost all my body fat which was ten whole fatso pounds. And I starved till the next meal evrything meal every day. With meals only being a barebones existance tease. why should an honest citizen when they find themselves in a predicament like being falsely accused have to put up with this torture. So assholes like people on this board who have no first hand exerience in jail can say"oh quit crying it's not supposed to be nice" ok I hope the next time a cop hands your sorry asses a speeding ticket, instead of giving you the ticket locks your ass up for 4 or 5 months till your court date. Hopefully you won't be able to afford to bail out early.. Because after you find out you don't know what you are talking about I hope you enjoy the dungeon you helped create and PROMOTED .Fuck prince georges NIGGERass county! Oh yeah fuck Fairfax NIGGER Police department and your county also! Sorry colored's who take offense to siad previous derrogatory statement. I was trying to give a litterally correct descriptive term for the level of absurdity and obvious Bullshit. So once again fuck Jack B. Johnson prince georges county exec. Fuck the comptroller. And last but not least fuck the sorry shit Fairfax county police department !!! Fuck them all in their filthy NIGGER asses!!!!

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Re: Shitty food
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: November 02, 2009 11:56AM

Morris Wrote:
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> Why do they do that in Jail? My cousin just came
> home from doing a 7 month sentence, and he has
> lost 25lbs and looks like hell. We were putting
> $100 a month in his books so he could buy some
> food in commissary, but he lost that after he
> defended himself from his cellmate who wanted to
> steal his property. It's very unfair, and I gave
> jail officials a piece of my mind in a phone to
> them. The rights of our loved ones are being
> trumpetted by them, we need to stand up for inmate
> rights since they won't do it.


It's jail. Not a 5 star vacation destination.

__________________________________
That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

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Re: Shitty food
Posted by: DR. TEETH ()
Date: November 02, 2009 11:59AM

RayJay Wrote:
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> Guess what. I spent 6 mo. In the county hole
> because uncle Sam said so. And I did ABSOLUTELY
> nothing wrong. Had the government sieze my car,
> And sell it while I was incarcerated. I lost all
> my body fat which was ten whole fatso pounds. And
> I starved till the next meal evrything meal every
> day. With meals only being a barebones existance
> tease. why should an honest citizen when they find
> themselves in a predicament like being falsely
> accused have to put up with this torture. So
> assholes like people on this board who have no
> first hand exerience in jail can say"oh quit
> crying it's not supposed to be nice" ok I hope the
> next time a cop hands your sorry asses a speeding
> ticket, instead of giving you the ticket locks
> your ass up for 4 or 5 months till your court
> date. Hopefully you won't be able to afford to
> bail out early.. Because after you find out you
> don't know what you are talking about I hope you
> enjoy the dungeon you helped create and PROMOTED
> .Fuck prince georges NIGGERass county! Oh yeah
> fuck Fairfax NIGGER Police department and your
> county also! Sorry colored's who take offense to
> siad previous derrogatory statement. I was trying
> to give a litterally correct descriptive term for
> the level of absurdity and obvious Bullshit. So
> once again fuck Jack B. Johnson prince georges
> county exec. Fuck the comptroller. And last but
> not least fuck the sorry shit Fairfax county
> police department !!! Fuck them all in their
> filthy NIGGER asses!!!!


Fuck you bitch. Eat the cock, like you did in jail.

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Re: Shitty food
Posted by: dono ()
Date: November 02, 2009 12:24PM

RayJay Wrote:
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> Guess what. I spent 6 mo. In the county hole
> because uncle Sam said so. And I did ABSOLUTELY
> nothing wrong. Had the government sieze my car,
> And sell it while I was incarcerated. I lost all
> my body fat which was ten whole fatso pounds. And
> I starved till the next meal evrything meal every
> day. With meals only being a barebones existance
> tease. why should an honest citizen when they find
> themselves in a predicament like being falsely
> accused have to put up with this torture. So
> assholes like people on this board who have no
> first hand exerience in jail can say"oh quit
> crying it's not supposed to be nice" ok I hope the
> next time a cop hands your sorry asses a speeding
> ticket, instead of giving you the ticket locks
> your ass up for 4 or 5 months till your court
> date. Hopefully you won't be able to afford to
> bail out early.. Because after you find out you
> don't know what you are talking about I hope you
> enjoy the dungeon you helped create and PROMOTED
> .Fuck prince georges NIGGERass county! Oh yeah
> fuck Fairfax NIGGER Police department and your
> county also! Sorry colored's who take offense to
> siad previous derrogatory statement. I was trying
> to give a litterally correct descriptive term for
> the level of absurdity and obvious Bullshit. So
> once again fuck Jack B. Johnson prince georges
> county exec. Fuck the comptroller. And last but
> not least fuck the sorry shit Fairfax county
> police department !!! Fuck them all in their
> filthy NIGGER asses!!!!


This explains a lot (esp. the gloryhole issue)

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Re: Shitty food
Posted by: Sad but true ()
Date: November 02, 2009 01:53PM

The conditions are there to sensitize everyone to what the future holds for us all only it will be worse! Remember "change".

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Re: Shitty food
Posted by: Mr Captcha ()
Date: November 02, 2009 02:19PM

Morris Wrote:
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> Well u wouldn't be saying that if it was one of ur
> loved ones, or urself. Fuck you dude. They feed
> you some shit I wouldn't even feed to my dog.

You should really rethink your standards as far as what you'll feed your dogs. I bet they'd be perfectly happy with whatever came out of the cafeteria at the jail. They aren't exactly picky eaters. Hell, they'll even eat their own poop!

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Re: Shitty food
Posted by: More Complete ()
Date: November 02, 2009 03:12PM

Boo fucking whooo the food sucks in jail! You know what else sucks, being such a complete idiot that you end up there in the first place!

If your such an idiot that you end up in jail for any length of time you deserve to eat shitty food.

If on top of that you're a fat slobby son of a bitch that loses 25 pounds eating three square meals a day you should thank the county for helping to keep you from stuffing your fat fucking face.

If in addition to both of those you post on a message board that "your cousin" didn't like the food in jail then you should just kill yourself as you are too fucking stupid to be a productive member of society.

Have a nice day. :)

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Re: Shitty food
Date: November 02, 2009 03:35PM

Or you could just say fuck sorry little bitches like MORE COMPLETE that *stand up* for the system, someone sign this guy up for a RFID chip please.... Oh what's that? ... He says he wants his inserted in his rectum if that's okay with Uncle Sam. uncle Sam says your wish is granted MORE COMPLETE. Now go ahead and bend over.... this might hurt a little.

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Re: Shitty food
Posted by: More Complete ()
Date: November 02, 2009 03:50PM

RayJay(the original) Wrote:
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> Or you could just say fuck sorry little bitches
> like MORE COMPLETE that *stand up* for the system,
> someone sign this guy up for a RFID chip
> please.... Oh what's that? ... He says he wants
> his inserted in his rectum if that's okay with
> Uncle Sam. uncle Sam says your wish is granted
> MORE COMPLETE. Now go ahead and bend over.... this
> might hurt a little.

Awww poor wittle baby had to eat shitty food in jail and is now pissed at "the system". I have some advice for you, don't be a huge fucking idiot and you don't have to worry about this.

Stick to posting about glory holes. You seem to know a good deal about them and at least your idiotic posts might be seen as a joke. When you try to actually use your brain it becomes painfully clear you don't have one.

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Re: Shitty food
Posted by: . RayJay ()
Date: November 02, 2009 03:59PM

What's painfully clear is the look on your face when you get your RFID inserted in your ass. May I do the honors? Is that painfully clear? The more you post the more I see an Internet geek that actually takes this shit seriously..... But that's okay I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. Remeber this is a big fucking joke so is our country by the looks of this "CHANGE". You take the BUTT chip and I'll take the gas chamber. That's the difference between us. And stupid? Well, he without stupid cast the first stone, because if you were remotely an intelect you wouldn't be here. Wasting your time DOING THIS!

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Re: Shitty food
Posted by: More Complete ()
Date: November 02, 2009 04:18PM

. RayJay Wrote:
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> What's painfully clear is the look on your face
> when you get your RFID inserted in your ass. May I
> do the honors? Is that painfully clear? The more
> you post the more I see an Internet geek that
> actually takes this shit seriously..... But that's
> okay I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. Remeber
> this is a big fucking joke so is our country by
> the looks of this "CHANGE". You take the BUTT chip
> and I'll take the gas chamber. That's the
> difference between us. And stupid? Well, he
> without stupid cast the first stone, because if
> you were remotely an intelect you wouldn't be
> here. Wasting your time DOING THIS!

Seriously though, don't you have glory holes to post about? Stick to what you know dumbass.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/02/2009 04:19PM by More Complete.

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Re: Shitty food
Posted by: tubby ()
Date: November 02, 2009 11:11PM

Emeril Wrote:
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> LOL! Sheriff Joe feeds his prisoners baloney
> sandwiches. No tacos or burritos.
> It must be good though because they just keep
> coming back. Maybe it's those
> pretty pink panties that they like so much.
>
> Sheriff Joe for President!!!!


I'll second that!!!

I saw a thing on TV the other night with Sheriff Joe. Some fucking loser was complaining that Maricopa County spends more to feed dogs in the pound than Sheriff Joe spends to feed inmates.

Sheriff Joe said, "That's right!".

Damn right, Sheriff Joe for President!!!!

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Re: Shitty food
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: November 03, 2009 09:39AM

tubby Wrote:
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> Damn right, Sheriff Joe for President!!!!

The dude is a shameless media and attention whore.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Shitty food
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: November 03, 2009 09:54AM

DR. TEETH Wrote:
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> RayJay Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Guess what. I spent 6 mo. In the county hole
> > because uncle Sam said so. And I did ABSOLUTELY
> > nothing wrong. Had the government sieze my car,
> > And sell it while I was incarcerated. I lost
> all
> > my body fat which was ten whole fatso pounds.
> And
> > I starved till the next meal evrything meal
> every
> > day. With meals only being a barebones
> existance
> > tease. why should an honest citizen when they
> find
> > themselves in a predicament like being falsely
> > accused have to put up with this torture. So
> > assholes like people on this board who have no
> > first hand exerience in jail can say"oh quit
> > crying it's not supposed to be nice" ok I hope
> the
> > next time a cop hands your sorry asses a
> speeding
> > ticket, instead of giving you the ticket locks
> > your ass up for 4 or 5 months till your court
> > date. Hopefully you won't be able to afford to
> > bail out early.. Because after you find out you
> > don't know what you are talking about I hope
> you
> > enjoy the dungeon you helped create and
> PROMOTED
> > .Fuck prince georges NIGGERass county! Oh yeah
> > fuck Fairfax NIGGER Police department and your
> > county also! Sorry colored's who take offense
> to
> > siad previous derrogatory statement. I was
> trying
> > to give a litterally correct descriptive term
> for
> > the level of absurdity and obvious Bullshit.
> So
> > once again fuck Jack B. Johnson prince georges
> > county exec. Fuck the comptroller. And last but
> > not least fuck the sorry shit Fairfax county
> > police department !!! Fuck them all in their
> > filthy NIGGER asses!!!!
>
>
> Fuck you bitch. Eat the cock, like you did in
> jail.


Thats hillarious.

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Re: Shitty food
Posted by: ( . ) - (. ) ()
Date: November 06, 2009 04:15PM

Morris Wrote:
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> Why do they do that in Jail? My cousin just came
> home from doing a 7 month sentence, and he has
> lost 25lbs and looks like hell. We were putting
> $100 a month in his books so he could buy some
> food in commissary, but he lost that after he
> defended himself from his cellmate who wanted to
> steal his property. It's very unfair, and I gave
> jail officials a piece of my mind in a phone to
> them. The rights of our loved ones are being
> trumpetted by them, we need to stand up for inmate
> rights since they won't do it.


why is your cousin in jail?

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Re: Shitty food
Posted by: johnson ()
Date: November 06, 2009 05:51PM

The food is paid for by tax money, it would be a waste to serve good food. Seriously what do you expect 5 star gourmet food?

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Re: Shitty food
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: November 06, 2009 06:04PM

Morris, don't be stupid

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W.W.S.D. what would Scooby Doo

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Re: Shitty food
Posted by: Blam ()
Date: November 07, 2009 11:36AM

Should have just givin him the ole bread and water.. pending the crime they might also should have just put the happy juice in him anyways, one less criminal, one less tax burden

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Re: Shitty food
Posted by: Pierce ()
Date: November 12, 2009 01:46PM

WOW. Complaints about the food in jail. This is just the tip of the American iceberg. Know why so many gangbangers don't care if they go to jail in this country?? Because where THEY come from jail is hell and rights??? Forget that. Here, we feed, clothe and provide cable television and weightlifting. If more people knew that time in jail would be truly a nightmare, it might be a deterrent.

And, I have always been told the VA Corrections standards for food are the same as the schools. In fact, the food in the FX jail used to be partially made at Woodson High.

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