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Shit you don't have to put up with anymore at the beach
Posted by: Huh??? ()
Date: July 23, 2017 03:59PM

While getting your drink on and otherwise trying to mind your own business and enjoy your hard-earned time off and not having some random homeless millenial ask you to take your picture and sell you a photo prism keychain...so glad that shit is done.

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Re: Shit you don't have to put up with anymore at the beach
Posted by: Missthat ()
Date: July 23, 2017 04:34PM

Miss the photo keychains pre internet and cell phones. There used to be a photo place in ocean city where you took pictures in front of silly backgrounds and you could have your picture on a keychain etc

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Re: Shit you don't have to put up with anymore at the beach
Posted by: Huh??? ()
Date: July 23, 2017 04:57PM

The "Old-Time" photo shops need to be burned down, too...

Look Daddy! Lemme dress like a whore, pretend to drink alcohol and pose with a smokewagon! Then we'll send that out as a Christmas card and everyone will think it's hilarious!

At least nobody is shakin' you down for those like the photo prism creepers...

"Uh...negatives bro? Naw dawg, this is a special camera that doesn't create negatives..."

(3 months later)

Darlene?!?!? Why the fuck is there a down-shirt shot of your tits in Veiny Breasts Monthly?!?!? I 'member that day and I 'member that shirt! I also 'member...we didn't sign no release for that!

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Re: Shit you don't have to put up with anymore at the beach
Posted by: Wack O Mole ()
Date: July 23, 2017 05:48PM

I see Libs everytime ..Popping Up Outta Their Holes..To Grab Money From Our Wallets..For Welfare Dole outs..4 Votes Natch..! LOL

DAJAX I felt sorry a hell one year..many moons back..at O.C. seeing the girl running the Sponge Bob Game..that lousy S.B. theme song playing over and over..and over..No customers in sight..!! LOL

Sponge Bob Square Pants..Sponge Bob Square Pants.. Sponge McAullife Tax Grab ..Sponge Hillary Tax & Gun Grab.. Sponge Bernie Free Shit..Sponge Teddy..No Guns 4 You ...Sponge Teddy Guns 4 Me..Sponge Nancy No Brains ...Sponge Nancy No Brains..Sponge Obama Illegals..
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Re: Shit you don't have to put up with anymore at the beach
Posted by: HVTNM ()
Date: July 23, 2017 06:30PM

Wack O Mole Wrote:
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> I see Libs everytime ..Popping Up Outta Their
> Holes..To Grab Money From Our Wallets..For Welfare
> Dole outs..4 Votes Natch..! LOL
>
> DAJAX I felt sorry a hell one year..many moons
> back..at O.C. seeing the girl running the Sponge
> Bob Game..that lousy S.B. theme song playing over
> and over..and over..No customers in sight..!! LOL
>
> Sponge Bob Square Pants..Sponge Bob Square Pants..
> Sponge McAullife Tax Grab ..Sponge Hillary Tax &
> Gun Grab.. Sponge Bernie Free Shit..Sponge
> Teddy..No Guns 4 You ...Sponge Teddy Guns 4
> Me..Sponge Nancy No Brains ...Sponge Nancy No
> Brains..Sponge Obama Illegals..



You clearly have mental problems. You need a checkup from the neck up.

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Re: Shit you don't have to put up with anymore at the beach
Posted by: You said it, Wack ()
Date: July 23, 2017 06:43PM

HVTNM Wrote:
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> You clearly have mental problems. You need a
> checkup from the neck up.

DAJAX used to be entertaining and a gentleman, but has steadily devolved since the Russians put Trump in the White House. What baffles me is that he supports the draft dodging, anti-American, lying piece of shit. With DAJAX's support of the military and claims of patriotism, I'd've expected him to be a Republican, but not to blindly support someone who's so obviously trying to warp the White House for his own gain.

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Re: Shit you don't have to put up with anymore at the beach
Posted by: Harry Balz ()
Date: July 24, 2017 07:30AM

I'm not sure that's the real DAJAX posting. DAJAX, the real one, needs to include a picture of his tablecloth with his posts so we know it's an authentic post.

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Re: Shit you don't have to put up with anymore at the beach
Posted by: Quoter of Pickle Smokers' Posts ()
Date: July 24, 2017 09:40AM

You said it, Wack Wrote:
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> HVTNM Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You clearly have mental problems. You need a
> > checkup from the neck up.
>
> DAJAX used to be entertaining and a gentleman, but
> has steadily devolved since the Russians put Trump
> in the White House. What baffles me is that he
> supports the draft dodging, anti-American, lying
> piece of shit. With DAJAX's support of the
> military and claims of patriotism, I'd've expected
> him to be a Republican, but not to blindly support
> someone who's so obviously trying to warp the
> White House for his own gain.


EOM

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Re: Shit you don't have to put up with anymore at the beach
Posted by: wxevd ()
Date: July 24, 2017 09:43AM

On a lot of beaches, we don't have to put up with cig butts anymore, since a lot of places have banned smoking cigs on beaches. Not all of them, but a lot. You still find roach papers, though, since pot smoking's OK. Hopefully, the pole smokers swallow everything, so you don't have to worry about icky sticky sand. Pole smoking and pot smoking on the beaches is OK, but not cigs.

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Re: Shit you don't have to put up with anymore at the beach
Posted by: Bobthort ()
Date: July 24, 2017 09:44AM

I never used to have to put up with Mexicans at OBX but now they've invaded that place too. It's just sucks to see brown skin at the formerly nice OBX

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