Honking then hitting is premeditated. A good swerve is an accident.The bike was in a blind spot.Stopping indicates you heard the crunch. Make sure radio is up good and load. Just stop when the blue lights get close.Feign Ignorance and look sad like when your puppy got kicked. Accidents happen.

6PWYP Wrote:
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> 100% of people that ride bicycles on streets are
> assholes.


100% of the assholes that say this aren't people.

One thing many posters seem to agree on is that it is easier for everyone when there are improvements to local streets to keep drivers separate from bicyclists and pedestrians. I'm glad to see progress in making more bicycle and pedestrian facilities available in Fairfax County to allow our kids to ride their bicycles or walk safely to school. This in Fairfax County which has a school system that seems so very proud to have so very many school buses.

>"The FCPS bus fleet is one of the largest private bus fleets in the U.S., transporting more than 130,000 students on over 1,600 buses each day."
https://www.fcps.edu/about-fcps
>"Our school bus fleet is larger than Greyhound’s entire fleet."
http://www.fairfaxcounty.gov/news2/the-wheels-on-1610-school-buses-go-round-and-round/

Maybe when we make more areas pedestrian- and bicycle-friendlier, we can start to reduce the number of school buses. Who, apart from Saudi sheikhs and school bus drivers, enjoys spending so much Fairfax County taxpayer money on school bus drivers, maintenance, fuel, and replacement school buses?

Morons on the prowl Wrote:
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>
>
>
> 100% of the assholes that say this aren't people.


EOM

EOM

TYUUL Wrote:
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> Gonna die anyway biker boi..... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So the fact that people are fat allows you to
> > rationalize blocking the fucking public road
> > because you cannot keep up with traffic? You
> > should be given a ticket just like the dipshits
> > who drive in the left lane below the posted
> speed.
>
>
> The usual defense of behavior that irritates and
> endangers thousands of people so that one asshole
> can ride his toy on the streets in traffic is,
> "It's legal."
>
> This selfish asshole is trying another tactic, ad
> hominem attack. "I can ride my toy in traffic,
> irritating and endangering thousands of people,
> because you're fat."

Yes because obeying the law is such a terrible reason for doing something. Bikes can occasionally cause a car driver a temporary delay of what 20 seconds? Usually the time needed for a cyclist to pass some parked cars and then get to the right. No sane person rides in the middle of the road blocking traffic unless they cannot be to the right or, perhaps making a legal left hand turn.

Bike are vehicles, they have a right to the road. Next time you are infuriated you have to wait 20 seconds to pass a bike try to relax, you can make up that time by speeding up after passing.

Also Ill bet you are a disgusting fat-body. Admit it you are. And that makes making you pissed awesome (and may raise your already dangerously high blood pressure).

good times bro...

fatbodysayswhat Wrote:
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>
> Bike are vehicles, they have a right to the road.
> Next time you are infuriated you have to wait 20
> seconds to pass a bike try to relax, you can make
> up that time by speeding up after passing.
>

Except when you Spandex fags conveniently decide that they're not and want to avoid traffic controls and cut lanes, etc.

Buy a fucking Peloton and keep your slow asses off of my damn roads.

I was riding my $8,643 road bike the other day from my home in north Arliington to my job as a consultant in Clarendon. I was wearing the brightest, tightest jersey and shorts that I own because I think they make me look like Lance Armstrong or whoever the faggot Tour De France winner is these days. Man, I was just looking forward to getting my gay ass soy latte at Starbucks and plugging in my MacBook Pro and doing some consulting shit for a little while. So anyway, there I was, just riding like a boss in the middle of Glebe Rd. completely holding up traffic in the left lane like I have every goddamn right to do. And I can't believe what happened - somebody in an SUV honked at me!

Now, at first I thought it was because they really liked the way my gay-ass skinny legs looked in my tights, but then I saw that he had his middle finger up. The nerve! As a bike rider, I have every right to fuck over all of you gas guzzling assholes in your vehicles. Unless I am driving my completely fucking gay Range Rover Evoque (since I am not man enough to buy a real Range Rover).

Share the road, assholes!

fatbodysayswhat Wrote:
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> T
>
> Bike aren't vehicles, they have a no right to the road.
>
>
>
> And that makes making you pissed
> awesome .
>
> good gay times bro...


FIFY

Bi-ker Wrote:
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> I was riding my $8,643 road bike the other day
> from my home in north Arliington to my job as a
> consultant in Clarendon. I was wearing the
> brightest, tightest jersey and shorts that I own
> because I think they make me look like Lance
> Armstrong or whoever the faggot Tour De France
> winner is these days. Man, I was just looking
> forward to getting my gay ass soy latte at
> Starbucks and plugging in my MacBook Pro and doing
> some consulting shit for a little while. So
> anyway, there I was, just riding like a boss in
> the middle of Glebe Rd. completely holding up
> traffic in the left lane like I have every goddamn
> right to do. And I can't believe what happened -
> somebody in an SUV honked at me!
>
> Now, at first I thought it was because they really
> liked the way my gay-ass skinny legs looked in my
> tights, but then I saw that he had his middle
> finger up. The nerve! As a bike rider, I have
> every right to fuck over all of you gas guzzling
> assholes in your vehicles. Unless I am driving my
> completely fucking gay Range Rover Evoque (since I
> am not man enough to buy a real Range Rover).
>
> Share the road, assholes!

Gay fantasy porn conjured by non other than pickup driving fat-body puffer. Probably cut and paste from your GRINDR posts.

notthatthereisanythingwrongwit Wrote:
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> Bi-ker Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I was riding my $8,643 road bike the other day
> > from my home in north Arliington to my job as a
> > consultant in Clarendon. I was wearing the
> > brightest, tightest jersey and shorts that I
> own
> > because I think they make me look like Lance
> > Armstrong or whoever the faggot Tour De France
> > winner is these days. Man, I was just looking
> > forward to getting my gay ass soy latte at
> > Starbucks and plugging in my MacBook Pro and
> doing
> > some consulting shit for a little while. So
> > anyway, there I was, just riding like a boss in
> > the middle of Glebe Rd. completely holding up
> > traffic in the left lane like I have every
> goddamn
> > right to do. And I can't believe what happened
> -
> > somebody in an SUV honked at me!
> >
> > Now, at first I thought it was because they
> really
> > liked the way my gay-ass skinny legs looked in
> my
> > tights, but then I saw that he had his middle
> > finger up. The nerve! As a bike rider, I have
> > every right to fuck over all of you gas
> guzzling
> > assholes in your vehicles. Unless I am driving
> my
> > completely fucking gay Range Rover Evoque (since
> I
> > am not man enough to buy a real Range Rover).
> >
> > Share the road, assholes!
>
> Gay fantasy porn conjured by non other than pickup
> driving fat-body puffer. Probably cut and paste
> from your GRINDR posts.


Hit too close to home huh?

Biker sounds like he is hostile and antagonistic. If he is so interested in proving what a badass he is I suggest the following:

1. Ride your bike all the way to the a police station
2. Go in and the first cop you see, take his/her ass out! I mean beat his/her ass! No mercy!
3. Then find out what a badass you really are!

DanKnows Wrote:
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> Biker sounds like he is hostile and antagonistic.
> If he is so interested in proving what a badass he
> is I suggest the following:
>
> 1. Ride your bike all the way to the a police
> station
> 2. Go in and the first cop you see, take his/her
> ass out! I mean beat his/her ass! No mercy!
> 3. Then find out what a badass you really are!

The police risk their lives for us why would I want to hurt them?

honked at Wrote:

> The police risk their lives for us why would I
> want to hurt them?

Because cops eat donuts, drive cars and are fat. You would really show all of us something if you did that. In fact, I bet SUV drivers would be more courteous to bike riders everywhere because of your badassness....

Seriously. Riding bikes on anything other than bike trails or maybe the sidewalk is really, really, really gay.

I mean, look at the shit these people wear when they ride these ancient two-wheeled fag-transports... the tight spandex? Fingerless gloves?? Jesus. Isn't this the attire found in gay bars and clubs??

Oh, and the biggest bike race of all is held in....

FRANCE!!

Christ. How much gayer can you get than shit that takes place in France??

Give it up, bike homos. You are all gay as shit.

F-250 driver Wrote:
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> wanted to go Wrote:
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> -----
> > Doing my cycle workout yesterday and a motorist
> > lays on his horn behind me while I was inside
> the
> > lines of the bike lane on Queensberry Ave. in
> > Springfield. I am careful to stay in the lane
> and
> > I have bright clothing and a blinking red
> strobe
> > on the back of my bike - what more can I do.
> >
> > The giant fat pussy in his giant SUV kept
> driving
> > as I gestured to him to come back so we could
> > 'discuss' his complaint. I was quite clear
> with
> > my gesturing that I wanted a confrontation.
> >
> > Oh well set a personal best for that segment of
> > the road chasing him hoping to catch him at the
> > light.
> >
> > PS Fat fucks in giant SUV's please hurry up and
> > die - you will be doing us all a favor.
>
>
> I also enjoy doing anything possible to piss off a
> cyclist. You can stay in your little bike lane but
> I can blow my horn anytime I feel like it. I pass
> cyclists and give them plenty of room but if I get
> to a stoplight or sign I pull way to the right to
> crowd the cyclist as much as possible, my extended
> mirrors help with this.
> I will give you some credit for using a bike lane
> but I'm sure you don't always do that. As a
> cyclist you deserve to be struck by a vehicle and
> paralyzed. Death is too good for you people. You
> create dangerous situations for others by using a
> bike on a road meant for motor vehicles and for
> that you deserve to suffer as you are a selfish
> piece of shit.

I would rather they get caught underneath the vehicle and dragged a few hundred feet, that way they know what the goddamn pavement feels like.

The bottom line is, most people don't like you riding your bicycle on the streets and don't think you should do it. Yes, it is your legal right. It still makes you an asshole.

I have seen people Run in the bike lane - possibly the stupidest behavior ever recorded. Why go into the street to run when the sidewalk is available? Besides the fact that the bike lane is for motor vehicles (yes a bike is considered a MV) traveling at speeds of up to 35 mph.

Because runners are only slightly less self-absorbed than bikers.

vtged Wrote:
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> Because runners are only slightly less
> self-absorbed than bikers.


Is there any form of physical exercise you dont hold in disregard? You fat fuck.

cheetoeater Wrote:
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> vtged Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Because runners are only slightly less
> > self-absorbed than bikers.
>
>
> Is there any form of physical exercise you dont
> hold in disregard? You fat fuck.


I ride a bicycle myself, but if there is one thing that I can not stand it is an arrogant, obnoxious asswipe.

cheetoeater Wrote:
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>
> Is there any form of physical exercise you dont
> hold in disregard? You fat fuck.

Sure, all the ones that don't interfere with my ability to use the public roads. That's what you douche bags just don't seem understand. Are you that stupid or just that self-unaware? Both?

Detector of Morons Wrote:
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> cheetoeater Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > vtged Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Because runners are only slightly less
> > > self-absorbed than bikers.
> >
> >
> > Is there any form of physical exercise you dont
> > hold in disregard? You fat fuck.
>
>
> I ride a bicycle myself, but if there is one thing
> that I can not stand it is an arrogant, obnoxious
> asswipe.

So from your perspective you are very self-absorbed. Slightly less than runners but self-absorbed non the less. Interesting.

By the way next time you are pretending to be a physically active person know that people that road bike or mountain bike would never say 'I bicycle myself.'
No one that works out says they 'bicycle.' Try 'I cycle' or 'I bike' or 'I mountain bike' or 'I am a rodie' or 'I road bike' next time you pretend not to be a disgusting fat-body.

'I ride a bicycle myself'

Honked at again today not in the bike lane this time tho. Guy just laid on the horn cause I was riding about 2 feet off the curb. It was the usual he slows down gestures at me I give him the finger and wave for him to stop and talk it over like men. As usual coward drove away while I waved for him to come back. Ill just never understand why someone in a 3000lb car with 250 hp cares about a little bike on the side of the road. Only the cowards honk.

IBicycleMyself lolol Wrote:
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>
>
> So from your perspective you are very
> self-absorbed. Slightly less than runners but
> self-absorbed non the less. Interesting.
>
> By the way next time you are pretending to be a
> physically active person know that people that
> road bike or mountain bike would never say 'I
> bicycle myself.'
> No one that works out says they 'bicycle.' Try 'I
> cycle' or 'I bike' or 'I mountain bike' or 'I am a
> rodie' or 'I road bike' next time you pretend not
> to be a disgusting fat-body.

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A couple weeks ago I was northbound making a right turn off of the FFX County Pkwy on a green and maybe 30 seconds before I got there, there was an F250 (I think ... At any rate it was a full sized pickup) stopped after just having made the turn. There was a bent up bike near the front passenger side fender of the truck and there was 1 standard issue middle aged white northern Virginia male bicyclist in full spandex regalia literally crawling out from beneath the front end of the truck.

He crawled over to the side of the intersection about 15 feet and leaned up against the pole. He was shaken up and bleeding but he was probably ok. The driver of the truck had gotten out and tried to help the guy and move his bike or of the way.

I think the bicyclist was southbound on the big paved trail by the northbound Lanes and sped across the street in the pedestrian crosswalk which, to be fair, signaled "walk". He seemed to have but the truck and can near got lodged under the front end

Couple things ... You give these people big wide asphalt bike trails like the one beside FFX County Pkwy and they STILL fuck it up. I snapped a couple of pics of this scraped up spandex encrusted dingleberry as he crawled away like a wounded animal but I seem to have deleted them. :-(. I hope the guy was ok because I'm not a completly heartless animal. But I admit to a bit of schadenfreude in this situation.

So tired of these often self righteous entitled clowns in their prissy little costumes ... Alone or in herds ... They just irk me. They smell bad. They all look like this 50 something's in the Viagra Man Band commercials. They are prone to internet toughguy-ness.

Couple of people had stopped and we calling cops and stuff.

I did my Civic duty and Wazed the incident. I wish there was a special Waze marker for a bloody spandex smear on the road. 6 points.

.....................

HVM

I get a little irritated at bycylictsts sometimes, but it's not a big deal. Yet, I just don't get the need to wear those outlandish outfits. It would be like me driving around in a Dale Earnhardt NASCAR suit.