So I wonder how long Durk was on the set giving out "massages" before security found him and excorted him off of the set.

hey dumbass didn't you read my post, I had him thrown off the set when he was comming on to me.

Fairfax MF---er Wrote:
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> So I wonder how long Durk was on the set giving
> out "massages" before security found him and
> excorted him off of the set.

I was on the set every day they were shooting in Hawaii, a total of 18 days, earning $65.00 every hour I was there, if you want to know the truth.

At Camp Kamoniwannarubya? -§

§ Wrote:
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> At Camp Kamoniwannarubya? -§

No, I've never heard of that.It was mostly filmed about a mile from the Turtle Bay Hilton, and at Wiamea Park on the north shore of Oahu, Hawaii. I lived there for 15 years. Heres a pic of my bike at Ala Moana beach.
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What's with those back turn signal lights??????????? Did you add those!?!

Durk has rapidly risen t0 king of the tool box.

Durk Simmons Wrote:
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> Heres a pic of my bike
> at Ala Moana beach.


Well, that proves it. Everyone knows Durk is the only person to ever own a Harley in Hawaii, so there's no way that could be some random photo that Durk just pulled off of the Internet and posted.

Looks like a sportster which is almost a harley... Hate to be a prick Durk but sportsters are thought of as a ladies bike in the harley circle. Am I wrong on that? Small gas tank and 883 engine?

My guess is that really is Durks Harley. Either that or he doesn't know how download good Harley pictures.
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My guess is who cares, how did we start obsessing over this nobody?

Durk Simmons Wrote:
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> § Wrote:
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> > At Camp Kamoniwannarubya? -§
>
> No, I've never heard of that.It was mostly filmed
> about a mile from the Turtle Bay Hilton, and at
> Wiamea Park on the north shore of Oahu, Hawaii. I
> lived there for 15 years. Heres a pic of my bike
> at Ala Moana beach.

You've never heard of it? It's sometimes known as Camp "Come on I want to Rub You". -§

Ala Moana beach.

Always alot of rustling in the bushes at that beach. Along with disgarded man underwear.

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> Looks like a sportster which is almost a harley...
> Hate to be a prick Durk but sportsters are thought
> of as a ladies bike in the harley circle. Am I
> wrong on that? Small gas tank and 883 engine?

no it's an 1100

Fairfax MF---er Wrote:
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> Durk Simmons Wrote:
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> > Heres a pic of my bike
> > at Ala Moana beach.
>
>
> Well, that proves it. Everyone knows Durk is the
> only person to ever own a Harley in Hawaii, so
> there's no way that could be some random photo
> that Durk just pulled off of the Internet and
> posted.

here's a few more scanned from 35mm pics, not scabbed from the internet
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Durk you have already proven that you are a fag, just give it up. You drive a girly mans bike, you are a massage therapist, and you are a wiccan. You are just preaching to the choir now.

Where's Durk in these photos? Who the hell takes their bike to the beach to take pictures of it and then they don't get a picture of themselves? Showing a photo of some bike by the beach doesn't prove its Durk's.

WashingToneLocian Wrote:
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> Where's Durk in these photos? Who the hell takes
> their bike to the beach to take pictures of it and
> then they don't get a picture of themselves?
> Showing a photo of some bike by the beach doesn't
> prove its Durk's.

These were taken by me before I sold it. I still have the ignition switch from that bike, if you want, I can take a picture of it, and you can match the model and year from it. And to HAHAHAHAHAHA,At that time I was paying like 2 grand a month in rent in Hawaii, and supporting my ex, plus two kids in Montesorri School, that was all I could afford. Why do you think I'm a homosexual?

Why do you care if he think's you're a homosexual? That's a sign you're gay, when you're all worried someone else thinks you are gay.

If nothing else I got to say thanks to Durk for bringing some life to this board and also getting the attention away from my worthless redskin predictions. Dont even ask me about tomorrows game.

RESton Peace Wrote:
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> Why do you care if he think's you're a homosexual?
> That's a sign you're gay, when you're all worried
> someone else thinks you are gay.
I not worried about what he thinks, I just wondered why he thought it.

I think he thought it because you act so gay all the time, but who knows. You really should just stick to having sex with men and not worrying about it, Durk. Like I said, it's ok to enjoy other men that way these days if that is your thing, which it clearly is, and I applaud you for taking that step to experience those things as you always yearned to.

Has anyone else noticed that Durk takes things quite literally? He also seems to be devoid of any sense of humor. I'm starting to wonder if, when he had that sky-diving accident, he hurt his back by landing on his head. What gives, Durk?

"On his blog, Durk called the segment (appearing on Elliot in the Morning) "a learning experience," saying that "in my lonely quest of self-promoting the novel, I dove into the lions den head first" [5]

He said Elliot is "not a nice person", and believes the sometimes controversial radio host will be sorry when his book becomes a "phenomenon.""


Strings of Connection: Book 1 of the Witches in America Series (Paperback)
Amazon.com Sales Rank: #736,816

WashingToneLocian Wrote:
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> He said Elliot is "not a nice person", and
> believes the sometimes controversial radio host
> will be sorry when his book becomes a
> "phenomenon.""
>
>
> Strings of Connection: Book 1 of the Witches in
> America Series (Paperback)
> Amazon.com Sales Rank: #736,816


For comparison...

The Complete Idiot's Guide to Wicca and Witchcraft, 3rd Edition
Amazon.com Sales Rank: #42,594

Massage for Dummies by Steve Capellini and Michel Van Welden
Amazon.com Sales Rank: #112,747

Moonstruck, Joe Versus the Volcano, and Five Corners : Screenplays (Paperback)
by John Patrick Shanley
Amazon.com Sales Rank: #493,622

Life Extension (Hardcover)by Durk Pearson (Published in 1982)
Amazon.com Sales Rank: #525,286

Durk's Publishing Agent Wrote:
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> WashingToneLocian Wrote:
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>
> > He said Elliot is "not a nice person", and
> > believes the sometimes controversial radio host
> > will be sorry when his book becomes a
> > "phenomenon.""
> >
> >
> > Strings of Connection: Book 1 of the Witches in
> > America Series (Paperback)
> > Amazon.com Sales Rank: #736,816
>
>
> For comparison...
>
> The Complete Idiot's Guide to Wicca and
> Witchcraft, 3rd Edition
> Amazon.com Sales Rank: #42,594
>
> Massage for Dummies by Steve Capellini and Michel
> Van Welden
> Amazon.com Sales Rank: #112,747
>
> Moonstruck, Joe Versus the Volcano, and Five
> Corners : Screenplays (Paperback)
> by John Patrick Shanley
> Amazon.com Sales Rank: #493,622
>
> Life Extension (Hardcover)by Durk Pearson
> (Published in 1982)
> Amazon.com Sales Rank: #525,286

It's ranked 736,816 out of four million something, so thats still in the top 17% of Amazon sales after 7 months out, but yeah, I'm working on improving that, thanks for your time and interest!
Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac that would lay awake nights wondering if there really was a Dog?

Durk Simmons Wrote:
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>
> It's ranked 736,816 out of four million something,
> so thats still in the top 17% of Amazon sales
> after 7 months out, but yeah, I'm working on
> improving that, thanks for your time and interest!
>

My understanding of publishing is that only about the top 1 or 2 percent of books sold actually make a real profit for the author. If your book is not in the top 5 percent, it is in the hinterland of sales. The real question is, have you made back the money you spent on publishing it?

Hey RESton Peace,

Do you have a dog named Snowbell?

WashingToneLocian Wrote:

> My understanding of publishing is that only about
> the top 1 or 2 percent of books sold actually make
> a real profit for the author. If your book is not
> in the top 5 percent, it is in the hinterland of
> sales. The real question is, have you made back
> the money you spent on publishing it?

Yeah, I have, but just recently, but that will be moot soon, because I need to give them more money to edit the stupid grammatical errors I missed the first time. It will make the current copy a collectors item. I rushed it because I was finally done and being impatient. You're absolutely correct about the top percentages, but 'real profit' is subjective. A publisher commits to hundreds if not thousands of copies to 'published' writers' eating up profit if the book doesn't sell. With POD, there's no books I have to buy and then resell unless I choose to, like at book signings. Borders of Annapolis had 10 copies of Strings of Connection in October, but when I checked last week they had all been sold and they said they were going to order another 10 copies. Ya know, if you guys would read the book, you may actually enjoy it then help promote it, and who knows, maybe when I become a known writer you can have some 'remember when' stories about how you used to rag on me relentlessly on this web site and for whatever reason I kept coming back for more..... stranger things have happened...lmfao
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>
> stranger things have happened...lmfao

yes, you and little boys

I dunno... I mean, it's kind of weird that Durk is giving men massages, but if it's been a long day and he's good at giving a massage, I wouldn't mind.

Besides, if he tried anything funny, I'd kick him in the nuts.

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WHERE'S THE BEEF

Since Durk is a Wiccan, would that mean if he was eating a sloppy joe he would be a Man Witch enjoying a Manwich?

Re: Elliott in the Morning
Posted by: WashingToneLocian (IP Logged)
Date: December 28, 2006 09:42AM

Since Durk is a Wiccan, would that mean if he was eating a sloppy joe he would be a Man Witch enjoying a Manwich?

yup, and we missed that joke at dinner just a few weeks ago!

Take a Stand Wrote:
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> Something horrible , and at the same time funny
> about howard stern getting kicked out off of
> DC101
>
> 10. D.C. PLANE CRASH INCIDENT
> It was 1982, and Stern was working at radio
> station DC101 in Washington, D.C.; relatively
> unknown outside of local radio. On Jan. 13, an Air
> Florida plane that took off from Washington
> National Airport crashed into the nearby 14th
> Street Bridge, killing 74 people. The next day,
> Stern poked fun at the crash on his show and
> called Air Florida to ask what the fare was for a
> one-way ticket from the National Airport to the
> 14th Street Bridge. The resulting controversy and
> other incidents led to Stern being fired from the
> station six months later.
>
>
> ha ha go stern ..a one way ticket..thats just
> hilarious


This is the truth about Howard and DC101

It is a common myth that Howard was fired from DC101 as a direct result of the Air Florida incident. This is simply not true. Howard left the station months after that incident. The station at that particular time loved the publicity of this and the other major stunt which was when Prince Charles was coming to town before the wedding. Howard was "concerned" about a 40 something Prince marrying such a young girl. Howard then started calling local elementary schools looking for a "date" for Charles since Dianna was not accompanying him, DC101 got a letter of protest from the British Embassy and the letter was framed in the offices at 1150.

It is true that Safeway, Giant and Pizza Hut all pulled ad dollars from the station, but not as a direct result of the Air Florida stunt. There were other issues, involving Howard and not involving Howard.

The truth is, Howard was working without a contract - his had expired. Howard tried again and again to start the contract talks, but he kept getting the brush off. Finally Howard signed a deal with NBC and showed up for work at his usual time. He then gave "notice", went on the air and did the one thing he was under contract not to do: mention his boss's name, Goff Lebhar, on the air. With him gone in X weeks anyway, Goff was informed (woken up), Goff called the station and Howard was "fired".

Interstingly enough, DC101 added Adam Smasher and the Greaseman after Howard's departure, At first, the company said it was not going to be personality driven, but then went against that statement. Also, Mike McKay, the evening guy was let go shortly after all this. It took the station 20 years to recover ratings wise (if they ever did) from when Howard/McKay/YDB were there. Interestingly, At the top of HFS's popularity in the early 90s, the 2 stations became almost neck and neck in the Arbitron ratigs at 3.4 versus 3.2, a far cry from the 5.x'sDC101 pulled in durring the Howard days.

I love Adam Smasher's son on "ER" and he was great as Kubiak on "Parker Lewis Can't Lose"

RESton Peace Wrote:
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> I love Adam Smasher's son on "ER" and he was great
> as Kubiak on "Parker Lewis Can't Lose"

now RESton Peace declares his man-love....

I love Durk. I mean, I LOVE Durk.

"I love Durk. I mean, I LOVE Durk."

Way to come out there Doogie.

I read somewhere that the greaseman was on AM radio and actually bought the space for broadcasting like companies buy time for info commercials.
If that is true he has fallen a long way. Hope he saved some of those big bucks he made back in the day.

RESton Peace Wrote:
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> I love Adam Smasher's son on "ER" and he was great
> as Kubiak on "Parker Lewis Can't Lose"


He is also on Men in trees as a cuddly bar tender with a heart of gold

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> RESton Peace Wrote:
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> > I love Adam Smasher's son on "ER" and he was
> great
> > as Kubiak on "Parker Lewis Can't Lose"
>
>
> He is also on Men in trees as a cuddly bar tender
> with a heart of gold

Gravis, do you think he is "cuddly"????

Tim45 Wrote:
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> I read somewhere that the greaseman was on AM
> radio and actually bought the space for
> broadcasting like companies buy time for info
> commercials.
> If that is true he has fallen a long way. Hope he
> saved some of those big bucks he made back in the
> day.

http://www.greaseman.org/

Over The Air...
The Grease Show airs on WMET 1160 AM in Washington, DC from 6-10am, Monday through Friday. Call into the show live at 866-SCHWEET (724-9338).
You can also hear more wacky Grease bits on Thunder 104.5 FM in Fredericksburg, VA from 5:50-6:50pm.

Internet Streaming...
The Grease Show can be streamed over the Internet live while it airs on WMET. Click the 'Listen Live' link on their website, or simply click here. You'll have to perform a one-time installation of the Abacast streaming plug-in, then it plays in Windows Media Player.

I guess the Durk bashing is over....lol

who the fuck is durk

RESton Peace Wrote:
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> who the fuck is durk

After all we've been through, you don't remember Durk Simmons, author of "Strings of Connection: Book 1 of the Witches in America Series"? Here's a link to remind you!

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1425939392

Amazon.com Sales Rank: #899,000

Damn, Durk. You'd better spam some more message boards! Your sales are falling behind!

Durk, we have short attention spans; bashing you is no longer fun. We have moved on to bashing teenagers. Please feel free to join in.

I agree with Genevieve, Durk bashing was just a passing fad.

who the fuck is durk

Durk regularly patrols the pages of FFXU looking for manhood to "massage"

So if anyone cares to listen, I'm supposed to be on WHFS 105.7 fm with Ed Norris on Friday afternoon around 2pm to talk about my book and Paganism in general.

Ed Norris by far is the worst actor on "The Wire". And his radio show... is kind of an inside joke in Baltimore.

Durk Wrote:
"I'm supposed to be on WHFS 105.7 fm with Ed Norris on Friday afternoon around 2pm to talk about my book and Paganism in general."


Certainly begs the question... will this be another Durk radio slamfest?

"Certainly begs the question... will this be another Durk radio slamfest?"

I certainly hope so.
Had no idea WHFS was back on the air.

Re: Elliott in the Morning
Posted by: Lurker (IP Logged)
Date: January 31, 2007 07:43AM

Durk Wrote:
"I'm supposed to be on WHFS 105.7 fm with Ed Norris on Friday afternoon around 2pm to talk about my book and Paganism in general."


Certainly begs the question... will this be another Durk radio slamfest?

Okay, is it too much to ask for just a little encouragement from you guys? I am a native Virginian after all.....
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1425939392

We don't like scientologists, Durk..... is that plain enough for you?

Okay, is it too much to ask for just a more dick from you guys? I am a native faggot after all.....

RESton Peace Wrote:
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> We don't like scientologists, Durk..... is that
> plain enough for you?
WTF does scientology have to do with anything??? Nope, it's not plain at all.

If you're not some scientologsit, Durk (which you are), then who are you exactly?

RESton Peace Wrote:
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> If you're not some scientologsit, Durk (which you
> are), then who are you exactly?

Who am I? Wow that's a question for everyone to ask themselves isn't it? Scientology is a religion founded by L. Ron Hubbard, and while I find him a half-decent sci-fi writer (mission earth series was fun), I wouldn't call him my Messiah.
I consider myself a Pagan following a quasi-Wiccan path. After the realization that organized religions were founded on hypocrisy designed to control by fear, I found that Wicca not only allows one to accept or reject ideas or beliefs that harmonize personally, it encourages it. We all accept the fact that there are powers beyond our own understanding of the universe, right? One of the reasons organized religion is so well accepted is the fact that it gives a reasonable answer (supposedly) to unreasonable questions i.e. Why do babies die? Because Jesus called them, or, it's God's will and not for you to question etc etc. Combine that with the blatant contradictions found in organized religions and you can see why I have arrived where I am. Wicca accepts the fact that different things harmonize with different people.

I accept the Goddess and God more as an archetypical representation of the balance of nature. I consider myself Wiccan, because I know that there really is a flow of energy, ki, call it what you will, that touches EVERYTHING, and that just by my existence and knowledge of it, I'm responsible to add as much positive energy back to it as possible. Not to sound too Hippy dippy, but I really feel that if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem. Take your garbage for instance, I assume you recycle, because in my world everyone should and does. I guarantee that Wiccan/Pagans would CRUSH Christians in the Environmental Awareness Olympics. That's what we're really about if you boil it down to the empirical. Our religion is based on reverence to our planet, and the mysteries that make it tick.

Durk Simmons Wrote:
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> RESton Peace Wrote:
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> > If you're not some scientologsit, Durk (which
> you
> > are), then who are you exactly?
>
> Who am I? Wow that's a question for everyone
> to ask themselves isn't it? Scientology is a
> religion founded by.... (bla bla bla this is where I couldn't keep reading anymore).

Listen, you can just go back with Tom Cruise and your other buddies. I hear he was going to buy some land out in Fauquier County, maybe you should make sure that deal goes through so you guys will have a nice little starting point to spread your cultish Scientology drivel to the rest of the region. You people and your anti-social religion make me sick.

Durk Simmons Wrote:
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> I guarantee that Wiccan/Pagans would CRUSH
> Christians in the Environmental Awareness
> Olympics. That's what we're really about if you
> boil it down to the empirical. Our religion is
> based on reverence to our planet, and the
> mysteries that make it tick.

The rest of what you said is possibly the most intelligent thing you've said so far in this thread. However, this new age Wiccan/Pagan thing doesn't have a leg to stand on when it comes to reverence to our planet in comparison to Taoism/Buddhism and other eastern religions. Not only that, but your "flow of energy, ki," is actually Qi/Ch'i from the Chinese as well.

Perhaps I'll tune in to listen to the interview on Friday and see how it goes. Good luck, you're going to need it.

RESton Peace Wrote:
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> Durk Simmons Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > RESton Peace Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > If you're not some scientologsit, Durk
> (which
> > you
> > > are), then who are you exactly?
> >
> > Who am I? Wow that's a question for
> everyone
> > to ask themselves isn't it? Scientology is a
> > religion founded by.... (bla bla bla this is
> where I couldn't keep reading anymore).
>
> Listen, you can just go back with Tom Cruise and
> your other buddies. I hear he was going to buy
> some land out in Fauquier County, maybe you should
> make sure that deal goes through so you guys will
> have a nice little starting point to spread your
> cultish Scientology drivel to the rest of the
> region. You people and your anti-social religion
> make me sick.

And the Crusades were just friendly membership drives, right? Nothing anti-social about that. It's your own hypocrisy that's making you sick, you write in opposition out of fear, a poster boy for the pope. If you look deep inside yourself (again, something you'll probably NOT do because of your fear-training- good boy! good boy! now SIT!) You'd probably find you agree with the bible only because everyone else does, it's the path of least resistance, the easy way, and not because you actually believe the Fairy Tale within. People like you that talk shit out of ignorance is what makes me sick. You want anti-social? Look at your posts directed to me- I'm sure your Priest would be so proud of you! (provided he's not molesting some little boy instead) Your negativity is proof positive of your hypocrisy, fear,ignorance, and lack of education, etiquette and class. Choose a path and stay on it dude, either be a flaming asshole or be a Christian-pick one. Opps- too late.

LOL

That kept my interest because I am far from a christian, or any religion for that matter.. I don't read religious texts in general and have not attended church, outside of other people's weddings and funerals, since 1982, when I was three. I don't believe in religion, period. The truth probably lies in a disparity of ideas so great that no group could ever organize to overcome it, however, that doesn't mean I don't believe in a creator. And Jesus was probably a magician.

Way to make assumptions, Durk. Stereoypical scientologist behavior there, buddy. Go back to making notes in the margins of Dianetics.

"Who am I? Wow that's a question for everyone to ask themselves isn't it? "

I portray myself as a massuese to stars but the truth is I will massage any member, on any man. Oh, and I ride a nifty motorcycle. I love the tingling it gives me on my ball bag.

durkthetoolstroker Wrote:
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> "Who am I? Wow that's a question for everyone to
> ask themselves isn't it? "
>
> I portray myself as a massuese to stars but the
> truth is I will massage any member, on any man.
> Oh, and I ride a nifty motorcycle. I love the
> tingling it gives me on my ball bag.

Way to show off that edumacation! A masseuse is a female therapist, I'm a masseur, and don't portray myself as anything. I got those gigs because of my healing skills and professionalism.

RESton Peace Wrote:
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> LOL
>
> That kept my interest because I am far from a
> christian, or any religion for that matter.. I
> don't read religious texts in general and have not
> attended church, outside of other people's
> weddings and funerals, since 1982, when I was
> three. I don't believe in religion, period. The
> truth probably lies in a disparity of ideas so
> great that no group could ever organize to
> overcome it, however, that doesn't mean I don't
> believe in a creator. And Jesus was probably a
> magician.
>
> Way to make assumptions, Durk. Stereoypical
> scientologist behavior there, buddy. Go back to
> making notes in the margins of Dianetics.

I agree with you completely "The truth probably lies in a disparity of ideas so great that no group could ever organize to overcome it" hence my attraction to Wicca, and yes Jesus probably was a magician, that's an astute observation, but I still don't see the connection to Scientology. Your lack of any type of faith explains your hostility though, so thanks for clearing that up.

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BRILLIANT! MORE ILLUSTRATIONS AND EXPLINATIONS WITH DINOSAURS! oh by the way which one is Durk?

masseuse is correct, you are a fucking girl. Now get me a sammich and a beer bitch. Then go clean the bathroom.

lol pgens, srsly the only worthwhile post in this godawful thread

these are really funny, thanks
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> Ed Norris by far is the worst actor on "The Wire".
> And his radio show... is kind of an inside joke
> in Baltimore.


this has nothing to do with the thread topic but I love the Wire! best show i've ever seen. i'm currently half way through season one, i've been watching out of order i guess you can say. Season 4 was the first I saw, then 3, now i'm watching season 1

of course I was always a fan of "the corner" so naturally when I saw the HBO special I knew I would be a fan of this show

Mike00, it's also my favorite show. Season 4 was the worst in my opinion. I also watched them out of order (seasons 3,1, and 2 in that order), and I wish I had watched it in order to begin with. I have all the avi's if you need any episodes.

I never saw the corner, because I think the dvd is too expensive and I haven't seen a download available for it.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/02/2007 03:21AM by RESton Peace.

RESton Peace Wrote:
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> Mike00, it's also my favorite show. Season 4 was
> the worst in my opinion. I also watched them out
> of order (seasons 3,1, and 2 in that order), and I
> wish I had watched it in order to begin with. I
> have all the avi's if you need any episodes.
>
> I never saw the corner, because I think the dvd is
> too expensive and I haven't seen a download
> available for it.

No one gives a fuck about your opinion concerning yet another mind-numbing program on the blight of society we call television.

469 Wrote:
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> RESton Peace Wrote:
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> > Mike00, it's also my favorite show. Season 4
> was
> > the worst in my opinion. I also watched them
> out
> > of order (seasons 3,1, and 2 in that order), and
> I
> > wish I had watched it in order to begin with.
> I
> > have all the avi's if you need any episodes.
> >
> > I never saw the corner, because I think the dvd
> is
> > too expensive and I haven't seen a download
> > available for it.
>
> No one gives a fuck about your opinion concerning
> yet another mind-numbing program on the blight of
> society we call television.

Wow Reston Peace, looks like someone got you for change....

Wow Reston Peace, looks like someone got you for change....need a mansage?

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> Wow Reston Peace, looks like someone got you for
> change....need a mansage?

TELEGRAPH:::::

Ha, Ha, very funny.STOP You guys are a riot. STOP If you had any idea how immature you look you would stop.STOP

immature? lol you're the one who swears on an internet message board that you are the next john grisham. and you are a gay massage boy.

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> immature? lol you're the one who swears on an
> internet message board that you are the next john
> grisham. and you are a gay massage boy.

Again with the gay crap? Christ, show a little imagination! It amazes me the number of freakish homophobes there are on this little web site! And I'm trying to unseat Rowling not Grisham, so what? Everyone should have a dream to shoot for, don't you think?
And just to piss you off, I'll let you know I was the exclusive massage therapist for the exotic dancers in about 7 different clubs in Waikiki Hawaii for years, and have massaged women so hot, you could only dream of them! And I'm 45, not a boy, and yes yours was yet another immature post.

It amazes me the number of freakish homophobes there are on this little web site!

They're not freakish nor homophobe, they're just boring kids on an anonymous website.

Durk, the fact that you hate being called a homosexual so much is very insulting to homosexuals. I mean, it's suddenly wrong and bad to be a homosexual? You react to being called gay as if you are being called something worse than a Nazi.

I think that you honestly believe being gay is worse than being a Nazi.

What, there are no gay scientologists?

"And just to piss you off, I'll let you know I was the exclusive massage therapist for the exotic dancers in about 7 different clubs in Waikiki Hawaii for years, and have mssaged women so hot, you could only dream of them! And I'm 45, dream about boys." Those exotic dancers did nothing for me. But the pool boys? Ooh La La!!!!!!"

RESton Peace Wrote:
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> Durk, the fact that you hate being called a
> homosexual so much is very insulting to
> homosexuals. I mean, it's suddenly wrong and bad
> to be a homosexual? You react to being called gay
> as if you are being called something worse than a
> Nazi.
>
> I think that you honestly believe being gay is
> worse than being a Nazi.
>
> What, there are no gay scientologists?

I don't hate it, or think it's worse than being called a Nazi, I've got nothing against gays or lesbians. It just pisses me off that some people automatically associate massage therapy with homosexuality, and it's generally the same type of people that automatically associate Witchcraft with evil. I've been dealing with those jerk-offs for 26 years and I just grow tired of the ignorance, like your scientology BS, where does that come from? Do I automatically assume you're a pencil neck geek with no social outlet? No. Do I claim you're a pock faced dickhead that's never been laid? Nope. I'm just trying to get the word out about my book, and I give you guys the opportunity to actually ask intelligent questions to gain some insight, which to date, all have ignored.

durktheexclusivemassagetherapist Wrote:
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> "And just to piss you off, I'll let you know I was
> the exclusive massage therapist for the exotic
> dancers in about 7 different clubs in Waikiki
> Hawaii for years, and have mssaged women so hot,
> you could only dream of them! And I'm 45, dream
> about boys." Those exotic dancers did nothing for
> me. But the pool boys? Ooh La la!!!!!"

I must say again that I am not a homosexual. And although the pool boys did excite me, I can assure you I would not have sex with someone so old. I like my boys, uh, boyish.

> I must say again that I am not a homosexual. And
> although the pool boys did excite me, I can assure
> you I would not have sex with someone so old. I
> like my boys, uh, boyish.


Durk, i agree with you in some things.....

but.... whats up with "And
although the pool boys did excite me, I can assure
you I would not have sex with someone so old. I
like my boys, uh, boyish."

It makes you sound like a complete faggot, i am not trying to sit here and attack you but if your gonna make a comment like that you should just wait for how many diff ways people are gonna call you a fag. you're an attention whore. Just saying

Let me clarify once again. I massage men...thoroughly. And boys, well don't even get me started there. I get all tingly at the thought.

Firrat Wrote:
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> > I must say again that I am not a homosexual.
> And
> > although the pool boys did excite me, I can
> assure
> > you I would not have sex with someone so old.
> I
> > like my boys, uh, boyish.
>
>
> Durk, i agree with you in some things.....
>
> but.... whats up with "And
> although the pool boys did excite me, I can
> assure
> you I would not have sex with someone so old. I
> like my boys, uh, boyish."
>
> It makes you sound like a complete faggot, i am
> not trying to sit here and attack you but if your
> gonna make a comment like that you should just
> wait for how many diff ways people are gonna call
> you a fag. you're an attention whore. Just
> saying

See what I am talking about? You all have sex-obsessed one track minds. Firrat, you totally misimply the meaning of my statement and try to turn it around and make me sound like a gay man. You are a shameful being. Those boys, first of all,, were almost completely still clothed, first of all. And second of all, I want you to carefully examine my photo, and tell me if you want to come to my house to learn more about the various art forms I am heavily involved with, including Wicca, mmale-male massage "therapy", and dirt bike racing. See, I know how to have fun. Just look at this smile:
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Durk Simmons Wrote:
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> Firrat Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > > I must say again that I am not a homosexual.
> > And
> > > although the pool boys did excite me, I can
> > assure
> > > you I would not have sex with someone so old.
>
> > I
> > > like my boys, uh, boyish.
> >
> >
> > Durk, i agree with you in some things.....
> >
> > but.... whats up with "And
> > although the pool boys did excite me, I can
> > assure
> > you I would not have sex with someone so old.
> I
> > like my boys, uh, boyish."
> >
> > It makes you sound like a complete faggot, i am
> > not trying to sit here and attack you but if
> your
> > gonna make a comment like that you should just
> > wait for how many diff ways people are gonna
> call
> > you a fag. you're an attention whore. Just
> > saying
>
> See what I am talking about? You all have
> sex-obsessed one track minds. Firrat, you totally
> misimply the meaning of my statement and try to
> turn it around and make me sound like a gay man.
> You are a shameful being. Those boys, first of
> all,, were almost completely still clothed, first
> of all. And second of all, I want you to
> carefully examine my photo, and tell me if you
> want to come to my house to learn more about the
> various art forms I am heavily involved with,
> including Wicca, mmale-male massage "therapy", and
> dirt bike racing. See, I know how to have fun.
> Just look at this smile:

Slamming me is one thing, but at least be fair and not sign my name to your own posts, it's going confuse the slower children here!

"Slamming me in the ass is one thing, but at least be fair and not sign my name to your own posts, it's going confuse the other trolling gays here on FFXU

hahahah, durk simmons. brother to Richard. LOL

DURK: Hi Richard, wanna climb the rope?
RICHARD: yes, it always makes me feel kinda "funny"
DURK: Yeah, I know. Thats why I like it.
RICHARD: Me too.DURK" Make sure you wear those shiny shorts, they make you look hot.

climbtherope Wrote:
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> DURK: Hi Richard, wanna climb the rope?
> RICHARD: yes, it always makes me feel kinda
> "funny"
> DURK: Yeah, I know. Thats why I like it.
> RICHARD: Me too.DURK" Make sure you wear those
> shiny shorts, they make you look hot.

Hey I don't need shiny shorts to make me look hot!

don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me

Thought I'd let you know that the current self-published edition of "Strings of Connection" will no longer be available after March 2007, so if you want the 'collectors edition' you should get one now. A professional editor read it and actually loves the story, so on her advise, the revised edition will be available around Thanksgiving by one of her publishers. Thanks for all your comments and support, it's been entertaining and enlightening.

Thought I'd let you know that the current self-published edition of "G-strings of the Gay Connection" will no longer be available after March 2007.
My new book, "Men, Massages and Harleys" will be available April 1, 2007.

I'm the typical Fairfax Underground poster. I'm a 13 year-old virgin, and feel compelled to include a gay or sexual reference to everything I write, it's all I ever think about, so I can't help but to add some idiotic childish reply to everything I see here, thinking I'm being witty or clever, but really I'm a just an uneducated, self-absorbed dickhead. Please, help me fulfill my goal of completing my GED so I don't have to mop floors at McDonalds forever.

Since when... can a 13-year-old get a job at McDonalds? Sounds like Durk is very angry and posting under another name.

I'm not the typical Fairfax Underground poster. I would love a 13 year-old male virgin, and feel compelled to find one ASAP. Just the thought of a tight butthole gets me all a quiver.I think if I'm being witty or cleverin online chatrooms will help my cause, but really I'm a just an uneducated, self-absorbed dickhead. Please, help me fulfill my goal of completing my pedophilic desires so I don't have to mop floors at McDonalds forever.