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They talk big but when the moment of truth comes all the kids at school get scared and choke and the bully wins yet again.
R.I.P.
Capitals 2016-2017 season
My elementary school's resident bully was undefeated in fist to fist playground combat.
He never lost.
Now if you showed courage and tried your best in a fight against him he would show you respect but that rarely ever happened.
Usually what would happen is kids would talk shit and then take off running when the bully came to call them out on it.
His undefeated streak was legendary.
100-0
^ Something close to that. No losses. After a while I lost count of all his victories.
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The Penguins are just like elementary school playground bully all the kids at school talk about standing up to one day and beating the bully's ass but then when the moment of truth comes.....
Posted by:
Capitals fan
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Date: May 06, 2017 06:38AM
They talk big but when the moment of truth comes all the kids at school get scared and choke and the bully wins yet again.
R.I.P.
Capitals 2016-2017 season
Re: The Penguins are just like elementary school playground bully all the kids at school talk about standing up to one day and beating the bully's ass but then when the moment of truth comes.....
Posted by:
R.I.P.
()
Date: May 06, 2017 04:13PM
R.I.P.
Re: The Penguins are just like elementary school playground bully all the kids at school talk about standing up to one day and beating the bully's ass but then when the moment of truth comes.....
Posted by:
Go.Pens!
()
Date: May 06, 2017 05:28PM
Caps have played the Pens 9 times in the playoffs. The Pens are 8-1...after tonight, they'll be 9-1...hardly a rivalry.
Caps have never had it between the legs and they don't have it now either.
Caps have never had it between the legs and they don't have it now either.
Re: The Penguins are just like elementary school playground bully all the kids at school talk about standing up to one day and beating the bully's ass but then when the moment of truth comes.....
Posted by:
Losers
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Date: May 06, 2017 10:17PM
They may have won tonight but they are still going to lose the series.
Re: The Penguins are just like elementary school playground bully all the kids at school talk about standing up to one day and beating the bully's ass but then when the moment of truth comes.....
Posted by:
pens just keep on suckin
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Date: May 06, 2017 11:30PM
Keep on suckin Penis, er, Pen's
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Re: The Penguins are just like elementary school playground bully all the kids at school talk about standing up to one day and beating the bully's ass but then when the moment of truth comes.....
Posted by:
ywk6e
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Date: May 11, 2017 03:45AM
Bully wins again.
Re: The Penguins are just like elementary school playground bully all the kids at school talk about standing up to one day and beating the bully's ass but then when the moment of truth comes.....
Posted by:
God.I.Love.Penis
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Date: May 11, 2017 05:15AM
The Caps are strong. They will return.
The Peguins will always suck; that's what they do.
The Peguins will always suck; that's what they do.
Re: The Penguins are just like elementary school playground bully all the kids at school talk about standing up to one day and beating the bully's ass but then when the moment of truth comes.....
Posted by:
Mike O'Meara Show Fan
()
Date: May 11, 2017 05:17AM
God.I.Love.Penis Wrote:
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> The Caps are strong. They will return.
>
> The Peguins will always suck; that's what they do.
Is that why the Pens always beat the Caps in the playoffs?
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> The Caps are strong. They will return.
>
> The Peguins will always suck; that's what they do.
Is that why the Pens always beat the Caps in the playoffs?
Re: The Penguins are just like elementary school playground bully all the kids at school talk about standing up to one day and beating the bully's ass but then when the moment of truth comes.....
Posted by:
phdpv
()
Date: May 11, 2017 05:47AM
My elementary school's resident bully was undefeated in fist to fist playground combat.
He never lost.
Now if you showed courage and tried your best in a fight against him he would show you respect but that rarely ever happened.
Usually what would happen is kids would talk shit and then take off running when the bully came to call them out on it.
His undefeated streak was legendary.
100-0
^ Something close to that. No losses. After a while I lost count of all his victories.
Re: The Penguins are just like elementary school playground bully all the kids at school talk about standing up to one day and beating the bully's ass but then when the moment of truth comes.....
Posted by:
Bully.Hunter
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Date: May 11, 2017 07:07AM
Back in the 70's wr had a bully that terrorized our school. He pretty much kicked every kid's ass...frequently for no reason. One day he beat up my best friend so bad he had a broken orbital bone and had 2 teeth knocked out.
I went out the next day and rounded up 4 other boys on the block and told them to bring their baseball bats.
When his Mom found him on the front porch he had a broken knee cap and 2 broken ribs. He never saw us coming. To this day, every time I visit my parents someone from the neighborhood thanks me.
I went out the next day and rounded up 4 other boys on the block and told them to bring their baseball bats.
When his Mom found him on the front porch he had a broken knee cap and 2 broken ribs. He never saw us coming. To this day, every time I visit my parents someone from the neighborhood thanks me.
Re: The Penguins are just like elementary school playground bully all the kids at school talk about standing up to one day and beating the bully's ass but then when the moment of truth comes.....
Posted by:
Kilton
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Date: May 11, 2017 07:23AM
Re: The Penguins are just like elementary school playground bully all the kids at school talk about standing up to one day and beating the bully's ass but then when the moment of truth comes.....
Posted by:
mctjt
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Date: May 11, 2017 07:48AM
Bully.Hunter Wrote:
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> Back in the 70's wr had a bully that terrorized
> our school. He pretty much kicked every kid's
> ass...frequently for no reason. One day he beat up
> my best friend so bad he had a broken orbital bone
> and had 2 teeth knocked out.
>
> I went out the next day and rounded up 4 other
> boys on the block and told them to bring their
> baseball bats.
>
> When his Mom found him on the front porch he had a
> broken knee cap and 2 broken ribs. He never saw us
> coming. To this day, every time I visit my parents
> someone from the neighborhood thanks me.
That was not a fair fight though because it was 5 with baseball bats against 1.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Back in the 70's wr had a bully that terrorized
> our school. He pretty much kicked every kid's
> ass...frequently for no reason. One day he beat up
> my best friend so bad he had a broken orbital bone
> and had 2 teeth knocked out.
>
> I went out the next day and rounded up 4 other
> boys on the block and told them to bring their
> baseball bats.
>
> When his Mom found him on the front porch he had a
> broken knee cap and 2 broken ribs. He never saw us
> coming. To this day, every time I visit my parents
> someone from the neighborhood thanks me.
That was not a fair fight though because it was 5 with baseball bats against 1.
Re: The Penguins are just like elementary school playground bully all the kids at school talk about standing up to one day and beating the bully's ass but then when the moment of truth comes.....
Posted by:
extwf
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Date: May 11, 2017 09:17PM
Bully.Hunter Wrote:
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> Back in the 70's wr had a bully that terrorized
> our school. He pretty much kicked every kid's
> ass...frequently for no reason. One day he beat up
> my best friend so bad he had a broken orbital bone
> and had 2 teeth knocked out.
>
> I went out the next day and rounded up 4 other
> boys on the block and told them to bring their
> baseball bats.
>
> When his Mom found him on the front porch he had a
> broken knee cap and 2 broken ribs. He never saw us
> coming. To this day, every time I visit my parents
> someone from the neighborhood thanks me.
Had you been the Capitals you would have lost the fight and the bully would have won.
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> Back in the 70's wr had a bully that terrorized
> our school. He pretty much kicked every kid's
> ass...frequently for no reason. One day he beat up
> my best friend so bad he had a broken orbital bone
> and had 2 teeth knocked out.
>
> I went out the next day and rounded up 4 other
> boys on the block and told them to bring their
> baseball bats.
>
> When his Mom found him on the front porch he had a
> broken knee cap and 2 broken ribs. He never saw us
> coming. To this day, every time I visit my parents
> someone from the neighborhood thanks me.
Had you been the Capitals you would have lost the fight and the bully would have won.
Re: The Penguins are just like elementary school playground bully all the kids at school talk about standing up to one day and beating the bully's ass but then when the moment of truth comes.....
Posted by:
Bully.Hunter
()
Date: May 11, 2017 09:29PM
mctjt Wrote:
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> Bully.Hunter Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Back in the 70's wr had a bully that terrorized
> > our school. He pretty much kicked every kid's
> > ass...frequently for no reason. One day he beat
> up
> > my best friend so bad he had a broken orbital
> bone
> > and had 2 teeth knocked out.
> >
> > I went out the next day and rounded up 4 other
> > boys on the block and told them to bring their
> > baseball bats.
> >
> > When his Mom found him on the front porch he had
> a
> > broken knee cap and 2 broken ribs. He never saw
> us
> > coming. To this day, every time I visit my
> parents
> > someone from the neighborhood thanks me.
>
> That was not a fair fight though because it was 5
> with baseball bats against 1.
When someone fucks up someone you are tight with...the score must be settled. Obviously, if I thought I could take him myself, I would have.
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> Bully.Hunter Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Back in the 70's wr had a bully that terrorized
> > our school. He pretty much kicked every kid's
> > ass...frequently for no reason. One day he beat
> up
> > my best friend so bad he had a broken orbital
> bone
> > and had 2 teeth knocked out.
> >
> > I went out the next day and rounded up 4 other
> > boys on the block and told them to bring their
> > baseball bats.
> >
> > When his Mom found him on the front porch he had
> a
> > broken knee cap and 2 broken ribs. He never saw
> us
> > coming. To this day, every time I visit my
> parents
> > someone from the neighborhood thanks me.
>
> That was not a fair fight though because it was 5
> with baseball bats against 1.
When someone fucks up someone you are tight with...the score must be settled. Obviously, if I thought I could take him myself, I would have.
Re: The Penguins are just like elementary school playground bully all the kids at school talk about standing up to one day and beating the bully's ass but then when the moment of truth comes.....
Posted by:
pj3we
()
Date: May 12, 2017 06:59AM
Bully.Hunter Wrote:
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> mctjt Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Bully.Hunter Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Back in the 70's wr had a bully that
> terrorized
> > > our school. He pretty much kicked every kid's
> > > ass...frequently for no reason. One day he
> beat
> > up
> > > my best friend so bad he had a broken orbital
> > bone
> > > and had 2 teeth knocked out.
> > >
> > > I went out the next day and rounded up 4
> other
> > > boys on the block and told them to bring
> their
> > > baseball bats.
> > >
> > > When his Mom found him on the front porch he
> had
> > a
> > > broken knee cap and 2 broken ribs. He never
> saw
> > us
> > > coming. To this day, every time I visit my
> > parents
> > > someone from the neighborhood thanks me.
> >
> > That was not a fair fight though because it was
> 5
> > with baseball bats against 1.
>
> When someone fucks up someone you are tight
> with...the score must be settled. Obviously, if I
> thought I could take him myself, I would have.
Fair enough.
-------------------------------------------------------
> mctjt Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Bully.Hunter Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Back in the 70's wr had a bully that
> terrorized
> > > our school. He pretty much kicked every kid's
> > > ass...frequently for no reason. One day he
> beat
> > up
> > > my best friend so bad he had a broken orbital
> > bone
> > > and had 2 teeth knocked out.
> > >
> > > I went out the next day and rounded up 4
> other
> > > boys on the block and told them to bring
> their
> > > baseball bats.
> > >
> > > When his Mom found him on the front porch he
> had
> > a
> > > broken knee cap and 2 broken ribs. He never
> saw
> > us
> > > coming. To this day, every time I visit my
> > parents
> > > someone from the neighborhood thanks me.
> >
> > That was not a fair fight though because it was
> 5
> > with baseball bats against 1.
>
> When someone fucks up someone you are tight
> with...the score must be settled. Obviously, if I
> thought I could take him myself, I would have.
Fair enough.
Re: The Penguins are just like elementary school playground bully all the kids at school talk about standing up to one day and beating the bully's ass but then when the moment of truth comes.....
Posted by:
wy3uc
()
Date: May 12, 2017 09:05AM
Kilton Wrote:
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> LOL
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmC1lNvVwlI
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWndmEwMcNc
That video was fucking hilarious!!! Now one needs to be made of the Wizards and Nationals.
Seriously?!?!?!?!? Someone cries over a professional sports game?!?!?!?!? Does your life revolve around sports that much?!?!?!?!? Glad to see you paid those outrageous ticket prices to see failure!
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> LOL
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmC1lNvVwlI
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWndmEwMcNc
That video was fucking hilarious!!! Now one needs to be made of the Wizards and Nationals.
Seriously?!?!?!?!? Someone cries over a professional sports game?!?!?!?!? Does your life revolve around sports that much?!?!?!?!? Glad to see you paid those outrageous ticket prices to see failure!
Re: The Penguins are just like elementary school playground bully all the kids at school talk about standing up to one day and beating the bully's ass but then when the moment of truth comes.....
Posted by:
JohnnyG
()
Date: May 12, 2017 10:07AM
Bully.Hunter Wrote:
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> mctjt Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Bully.Hunter Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Back in the 70's wr had a bully that
> terrorized
> > > our school. He pretty much kicked every kid's
> > > ass...frequently for no reason. One day he
> beat
> > up
> > > my best friend so bad he had a broken orbital
> > bone
> > > and had 2 teeth knocked out.
> > >
> > > I went out the next day and rounded up 4
> other
> > > boys on the block and told them to bring
> their
> > > baseball bats.
> > >
> > > When his Mom found him on the front porch he
> had
> > a
> > > broken knee cap and 2 broken ribs. He never
> saw
> > us
> > > coming. To this day, every time I visit my
> > parents
> > > someone from the neighborhood thanks me.
> >
> > That was not a fair fight though because it was
> 5
> > with baseball bats against 1.
>
> When someone fucks up someone you are tight
> with...the score must be settled. Obviously, if I
> thought I could take him myself, I would have.
Yes, just like A Bronx Tale.......settle it the right way.
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> mctjt Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Bully.Hunter Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Back in the 70's wr had a bully that
> terrorized
> > > our school. He pretty much kicked every kid's
> > > ass...frequently for no reason. One day he
> beat
> > up
> > > my best friend so bad he had a broken orbital
> > bone
> > > and had 2 teeth knocked out.
> > >
> > > I went out the next day and rounded up 4
> other
> > > boys on the block and told them to bring
> their
> > > baseball bats.
> > >
> > > When his Mom found him on the front porch he
> had
> > a
> > > broken knee cap and 2 broken ribs. He never
> saw
> > us
> > > coming. To this day, every time I visit my
> > parents
> > > someone from the neighborhood thanks me.
> >
> > That was not a fair fight though because it was
> 5
> > with baseball bats against 1.
>
> When someone fucks up someone you are tight
> with...the score must be settled. Obviously, if I
> thought I could take him myself, I would have.
Yes, just like A Bronx Tale.......settle it the right way.
Re: The Penguins are just like elementary school playground bully all the kids at school talk about standing up to one day and beating the bully's ass but then when the moment of truth comes.....
Posted by:
Kilton
()
Date: May 14, 2017 07:49PM
LOL: https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/11/sports/hockey/nhl-playoffs-washington-capitals.html
The Title of Saddest Sports Town Now Goes to Washington
The Title of Saddest Sports Town Now Goes to Washington