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Easter is the day to eat unhealthy and get diabetes from candy you fucks.
Posted by: jeez usa ()
Date: April 16, 2017 02:08PM

Traditional Easter ? Tradition since TV Media concocted the easter bunny ?

Ignore modern easter - it's for those looking for excuses.

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Re: Easter is the day to eat unhealthy and get diabetes from candy you fucks.
Posted by: Fantom.Shitter ()
Date: April 16, 2017 02:36PM

Your Mom gets diabetes...from sucking down the sweet spunk from my love gun! Yeah!

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Re: Easter is the day to eat unhealthy and get diabetes from candy you fucks.
Posted by: grophusharris ()
Date: April 16, 2017 07:57PM

I did not eat any candy this Easter. I refrained from it to compensate for eating all of those hot dogs, pizza, peanuts and drinking all that Coca Cola at the Nationals on Saturday and Friday.


It's like the kid who had to pledge not to slurp his soup, dribble his water, slam the door to compensate for all of the noise that he made eating Laura Scudder's potato chips, the noisiest chips in the world.

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Re: Easter is the day to eat unhealthy and get diabetes from candy you fucks.
Posted by: The Great Pumpkin ()
Date: April 16, 2017 08:37PM

You eat unhealthily, or eat unhealthy foods. You do not eat unhealthy.

If you are going to get into what is concocted about Easter, should we talk about what has been concocted in modern times, or in ancient times?

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Re: Easter is the day to eat unhealthy and get diabetes from candy you fucks.
Posted by: Greybeard ()
Date: April 16, 2017 10:05PM

FTR, notwithstanding the putative unhealthiness of candy, sugar doesn't *cause* diabetes. Because science.

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Re: Easter is the day to eat unhealthy and get diabetes from candy you fucks.
Posted by: Yeet ()
Date: April 16, 2017 10:35PM

Most chocolate made in the USA using high fructose corn syrup

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Re: Easter is the day to eat unhealthy and get diabetes from candy you fucks.
Posted by: Greybeard ()
Date: April 16, 2017 10:40PM

Yeet Wrote:
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> Most chocolate made in the USA using high fructose
> corn syrup

Unhealthy. Still doesn't *cause* diabetes.

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