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VDOT Real Time Snow Plow Tracker
Posted by:
VDOT.Wheelman
()
Date: March 13, 2017 07:09PM
http://novasnowplowing.virginia.gov/
All of you pussies out there who want to bitch and moan about what VDOT is or isn't doing can feel free to check that link. The time to be out is when it is NOT snowing. Once it starts snowing, stay off the god damn, mother fucking roads, turn on a radio, TV or internet device and wait for the authority to tell you it's safe to be out on the roads again. If you have never driven in the snow before, stay off the roads. If you have driven in the snow before, stay off the roads.
I'll be out in my truck. Let VDOT do its job, so you can get to yours.
All of you pussies out there who want to bitch and moan about what VDOT is or isn't doing can feel free to check that link. The time to be out is when it is NOT snowing. Once it starts snowing, stay off the god damn, mother fucking roads, turn on a radio, TV or internet device and wait for the authority to tell you it's safe to be out on the roads again. If you have never driven in the snow before, stay off the roads. If you have driven in the snow before, stay off the roads.
I'll be out in my truck. Let VDOT do its job, so you can get to yours.
Re: VDOT Real Time Snow Plow Tracker
Posted by:
Ralph Pootawn
()
Date: March 13, 2017 07:32PM
No ploughs here yet
Re: VDOT Real Time Snow Plow Tracker
Posted by:
Ralph'sAnal-Rapist
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Date: March 13, 2017 07:43PM
That's because they don't use plough's here...only plows. Fucking Englishmen...
Re: VDOT Real Time Snow Plow Tracker
Posted by:
Ralph'sAnal-Rapist'sAnal-Rapist
()
Date: March 13, 2017 07:44PM
Or ploughs even, eh fucker? Fucking mis-punctuators...
Re: VDOT Real Time Snow Plow Tracker
Posted by:
Ehv69
()
Date: March 13, 2017 07:45PM
VDOT.Wheelman Wrote:
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> http://novasnowplowing.virginia.gov/
>
> All of you pussies out there who want to bitch and
> moan about what VDOT is or isn't doing can feel
> free to check that link. The time to be out is
> when it is NOT snowing. Once it starts snowing,
> stay off the god damn, mother fucking roads, turn
> on a radio, TV or internet device and wait for the
> authority to tell you it's safe to be out on the
> roads again. If you have never driven in the snow
> before, stay off the roads. If you have driven in
> the snow before, stay off the roads.
>
> I'll be out in my truck. Let VDOT do its job, so
> you can get to yours.
FUCK YOU. I pay my taxes on these roads and I will drive on them any god damn time I please. And get stuck if I want to!
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> http://novasnowplowing.virginia.gov/
>
> All of you pussies out there who want to bitch and
> moan about what VDOT is or isn't doing can feel
> free to check that link. The time to be out is
> when it is NOT snowing. Once it starts snowing,
> stay off the god damn, mother fucking roads, turn
> on a radio, TV or internet device and wait for the
> authority to tell you it's safe to be out on the
> roads again. If you have never driven in the snow
> before, stay off the roads. If you have driven in
> the snow before, stay off the roads.
>
> I'll be out in my truck. Let VDOT do its job, so
> you can get to yours.
FUCK YOU. I pay my taxes on these roads and I will drive on them any god damn time I please. And get stuck if I want to!
Re: VDOT Real Time Snow Plow Tracker
Posted by:
VDOT.Wheelman
()
Date: March 13, 2017 08:12PM
You pussies don't begin to get it.
While I'm out PLOWING in the dark of night,
I know deep in my heart that I have opened the roads
for each and every tax paying, hard working slob like me.
I also realize that once the sun comes up and you scurry
down the open road to your 9-5 pony show, I will be continue
plowing operations. No, not on the road. I will, however, be plowing
someone's wife. There are SO MANY milf who express gratitude for
the plow out I provide, they always thank me by allowing my the
chance to plow them.
So, I accept you thanks in advance for opening your road to work.
Thank you for sharing.
While I'm out PLOWING in the dark of night,
I know deep in my heart that I have opened the roads
for each and every tax paying, hard working slob like me.
I also realize that once the sun comes up and you scurry
down the open road to your 9-5 pony show, I will be continue
plowing operations. No, not on the road. I will, however, be plowing
someone's wife. There are SO MANY milf who express gratitude for
the plow out I provide, they always thank me by allowing my the
chance to plow them.
So, I accept you thanks in advance for opening your road to work.
Thank you for sharing.
Re: VDOT Real Time Snow Plow Tracker
Posted by:
Beet(le) juice
()
Date: March 13, 2017 09:57PM
You guys are useless & crookef.
Where do you store the truckloads of salt you swipe?
Where do you store the truckloads of salt you swipe?
Re: VDOT Real Time Snow Plow Tracker
Posted by:
Plowed her
()
Date: March 13, 2017 10:15PM
Beet(le) juice Wrote:
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> You guys are useless & crookef.
>
> Where do you store the truckloads of salt you
> swipe?
We store it inside your mother.
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> You guys are useless & crookef.
>
> Where do you store the truckloads of salt you
> swipe?
We store it inside your mother.
Re: VDOT Real Time Snow Plow Tracker
Posted by:
Al Keyhaul
()
Date: March 14, 2017 05:31PM
Thanks to all the plow drivers for their hard work today.
Re: VDOT Real Time Snow Plow Tracker
Posted by:
Mr Plow
()
Date: March 14, 2017 05:48PM
Al Keyhaul Wrote:
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> Thanks to all the plow drivers for their hard work
> today.
Oh yeah, it was an epic struggle out there staying ahead of this "blizzard". Whiteout conditions, death defying sub zero temps, blinding snow and hurricane force winds. They all deserve a raise.
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> Thanks to all the plow drivers for their hard work
> today.
Oh yeah, it was an epic struggle out there staying ahead of this "blizzard". Whiteout conditions, death defying sub zero temps, blinding snow and hurricane force winds. They all deserve a raise.
Re: VDOT Real Time Snow Plow Tracker
Posted by:
Al Keyhaul
()
Date: March 14, 2017 07:32PM
Yeah well, thanks. I'd have been a tree without 'em.
Anyhow who couldn't use a little more money. I know I sure could!
Anyhow who couldn't use a little more money. I know I sure could!
Re: VDOT Real Time Snow Plow Tracker
Posted by:
hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
()
Date: March 14, 2017 09:04PM
Mr Plow Wrote:
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> Al Keyhaul Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Thanks to all the plow drivers for their hard
> work
> > today.
>
> Oh yeah, it was an epic struggle out there staying
> ahead of this "blizzard". Whiteout conditions,
> death defying sub zero temps, blinding snow and
> hurricane force winds. They all deserve a raise.
Great job today. To bad you all do not show up during real storms. Pushing slush is easy.
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> Al Keyhaul Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Thanks to all the plow drivers for their hard
> work
> > today.
>
> Oh yeah, it was an epic struggle out there staying
> ahead of this "blizzard". Whiteout conditions,
> death defying sub zero temps, blinding snow and
> hurricane force winds. They all deserve a raise.
Great job today. To bad you all do not show up during real storms. Pushing slush is easy.
Re: VDOT Real Time Snow Plow Tracker
Posted by:
racist plows
()
Date: March 14, 2017 09:24PM
hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! Wrote:
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> Mr Plow Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Al Keyhaul Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Thanks to all the plow drivers for their hard
> > work
> > > today.
> >
> > Oh yeah, it was an epic struggle out there
> staying
> > ahead of this "blizzard". Whiteout conditions,
> > death defying sub zero temps, blinding snow and
> > hurricane force winds. They all deserve a
> raise.
>
> Great job today. To bad you all do not show up
> during real storms. Pushing slush is easy.
Several times today I heard a loud thud. Looked out and saw a plow going by scraping the blacktop. I'm thinking the thud was from the blade being dropped.
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> Mr Plow Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Al Keyhaul Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Thanks to all the plow drivers for their hard
> > work
> > > today.
> >
> > Oh yeah, it was an epic struggle out there
> staying
> > ahead of this "blizzard". Whiteout conditions,
> > death defying sub zero temps, blinding snow and
> > hurricane force winds. They all deserve a
> raise.
>
> Great job today. To bad you all do not show up
> during real storms. Pushing slush is easy.
Several times today I heard a loud thud. Looked out and saw a plow going by scraping the blacktop. I'm thinking the thud was from the blade being dropped.
Re: VDOT Real Time Snow Plow Tracker
Posted by:
Woopsie
()
Date: March 16, 2017 09:45PM
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Re: VDOT Real Time Snow Plow Tracker
Posted by:
ignorance abounds
()
Date: March 17, 2017 04:33PM
Beet(le) juice Wrote:
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> You guys are useless & crookef.
>
> Where do you store the truckloads of salt you
> swipe?
Two truck drivers didn't dump their salt last year in Fairfax at the vdot depot after the roads failed to freeze, and state troupers went to their house and arrested them. Vdot doesn't fuck around.
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> You guys are useless & crookef.
>
> Where do you store the truckloads of salt you
> swipe?
Two truck drivers didn't dump their salt last year in Fairfax at the vdot depot after the roads failed to freeze, and state troupers went to their house and arrested them. Vdot doesn't fuck around.