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500,000 Hot Women to March Against Trump, Best Places to Get Laid?
Posted by: Senual Pleasures ()
Date: January 18, 2017 09:27AM

With 500,000 single women coming to town without their spouses this area should be an easy pickup joint. Ready to give my sensual massage pleasures : )

Where is the best place to get laid? Hit up the local hotel bars? Suggestions?

I'm thinking the higher end hotel bars? Which ones will the hot swinging women like?

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Re: 500,000 Hot Women to March Against Trump, Best Places to Get Laid?
Posted by: Washington Metropolitan area ()
Date: January 18, 2017 11:09AM

This area doesn't have 500K HOT women!

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Re: 500,000 Hot Women to March Against Trump, Best Places to Get Laid?
Posted by: Ivanka T ()
Date: January 18, 2017 11:15AM

outside Trump hotel

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Re: 500,000 Hot Women to March Against Trump, Best Places to Get Laid?
Posted by: Official FFU Post Grader ()
Date: January 18, 2017 11:17AM

Senual Pleasures Wrote:
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> With 500,000 single women coming to town without
> their spouses ...

Single women don't have spouses. Your post fails by the 3rd word. Sad.

Offical FFU Grade: D-

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Re: 500,000 Hot Women to March Against Trump, Best Places to Get Laid?
Posted by: Derpers gonna derp ()
Date: January 18, 2017 12:31PM

Washington Metropolitan area Wrote:
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> This area doesn't have 500K HOT women!


If only they invented metal machines that could transport people here from all over the country.
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Re: 500,000 Hot Women to March Against Trump, Best Places to Get Laid?
Posted by: Chocolates and Flowers ()
Date: January 18, 2017 12:49PM

In today's sexual freedom world women love to play and have adult fun. I simply offering to enjoy the fun with them.

They are coming to DC alone and I'm sure they would like some male attention. I may even throw in some nice chocolates and flowers.

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Re: 500,000 Hot Women to March Against Trump, Best Places to Get Laid?
Posted by: Ugly detector ()
Date: January 18, 2017 02:07PM

You guys are crazy if you think any of these women will be hot. Libtard women are ugly loud mouth hags, and most are lesbos.

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Re: 500,000 Hot Women to March Against Trump, Best Places to Get Laid?
Posted by: 12:30 ()
Date: January 18, 2017 03:57PM

Old broads are coming to the canyon
And in the mornings I can see them driving their minivans

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Re: 500,000 Hot Women to March Against Trump, Best Places to Get Laid?
Posted by: Not hot ()
Date: January 18, 2017 04:05PM

Hot women? Like these?
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Re: 500,000 Hot Women to March Against Trump, Best Places to Get Laid?
Posted by: Fatty fat ()
Date: January 18, 2017 04:06PM

Ugly detector Wrote:
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> You guys are crazy if you think any of these women
> will be hot. Libtard women are ugly loud mouth
> hags, and most are lesbos.

I'm sure you're a big slice of heaven...
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Re: 500,000 Hot Women to March Against Trump, Best Places to Get Laid?
Posted by: Topless ()
Date: January 18, 2017 05:14PM

More like this from the last march. The women love da topless marching. Any change to go braless and they do it.
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Re: 500,000 Hot Women to March Against Trump, Best Places to Get Laid?
Posted by: pWJMH ()
Date: January 18, 2017 05:18PM

they all looking for democrat union teacher's union raises (run by blacks and foreigners in DC - a total bullshit operation that's illegal) ... and big black dick

the last thing i'm going to do is donate money for that

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Re: 500,000 Hot Women to March Against Trump, Best Places to Get Laid?
Posted by: Hot women????? ()
Date: January 18, 2017 05:23PM

Senual Pleasures Wrote:
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> With 500,000 single women coming to town without
> their spouses this area should be an easy pickup
> joint. Ready to give my sensual massage pleasures
> : )
>
> Where is the best place to get laid? Hit up the
> local hotel bars? Suggestions?
>
> I'm thinking the higher end hotel bars? Which
> ones will the hot swinging women like?

Obviously you don't know what the average libtard cunt looks like.

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Re: 500,000 Hot Women to March Against Trump, Best Places to Get Laid?
Posted by: any good pickup lines ()
Date: January 18, 2017 07:14PM

Trump is such a misogynist! lets fuck.

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Re: 500,000 Hot Women to March Against Trump, Best Places to Get Laid?
Posted by: Real Bill Shatner ()
Date: January 18, 2017 08:12PM

Just mention civil rights or folk music and you're in.

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Re: 500,000 Hot Women to March Against Trump, Best Places to Get Laid?
Posted by: gettin it in ()
Date: January 18, 2017 08:16PM

You should ride me, women have been oppressed for so long. It's time for you to dominate me and get on top, i'm just a bottom lowly man. The government should give us condoms, that's why I voted for Bernie.

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Re: 500,000 Hot Women to March Against Trump, Best Places to Get Laid?
Posted by: Spelling Nazi ()
Date: January 18, 2017 08:31PM

Derpers gonna derp Wrote:
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> Washington Metropolitan area Wrote:
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> > This area doesn't have 500K HOT women!
>
>
> If only they invented metal machines that could
> transport people here from all over the country.

It's YOU'RE not YOUR you fucking idiot. Bitch slaps are coming.

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Re: 500,000 Hot Women to March Against Trump, Best Places to Get Laid?
Posted by: in his defense ()
Date: January 18, 2017 08:38PM

Spelling Nazi Wrote:
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> Derpers gonna derp Wrote:
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> -----
> > Washington Metropolitan area Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > This area doesn't have 500K HOT women!
> >
> >
> > If only they invented metal machines that could
> > transport people here from all over the
> country.
>
> It's YOU'RE not YOUR you fucking idiot. Bitch
> slaps are coming.

You shouldn't have to spell check memes

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Re: 500,000 Hot Women to March Against Trump, Best Places to Get Laid?
Posted by: phelpsmarc ()
Date: January 18, 2017 11:21PM

The vast majority are undoubtedly ugly

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Re: 500,000 Hot Women to March Against Trump, Best Places to Get Laid?
Posted by: Mall Masher ()
Date: January 19, 2017 12:09AM

The sweetest, most innocent young things are in the Pro-Life movement for reasons I can't fathom. Shame they aren't invited to this hog call.

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Re: 500,000 Hot Women to March Against Trump, Best Places to Get Laid?
Posted by: Golden Shower ()
Date: January 19, 2017 09:21AM

in his defense Wrote:
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> Spelling Nazi Wrote:
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> > Derpers gonna derp Wrote:
> >
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> > -----
> > > Washington Metropolitan area Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
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> >
> > > -----
> > > > This area doesn't have 500K HOT women!
> > >
> > >
> > > If only they invented metal machines that
> could
> > > transport people here from all over the
> > country.
> >
> > It's YOU'RE not YOUR you fucking idiot. Bitch
> > slaps are coming.
>
> You shouldn't have to spell check memes

My my my, we are a little testie this morning aren't we.

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Re: 500,000 Hot Women to March Against Trump, Best Places to Get Laid?
Posted by: Sorry-ass losers ()
Date: January 19, 2017 09:33AM

Denied sex by hundreds of thousands of local women for all these years, the dumbfucks are hoping to have better luck with some imports.

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