Re: What it's like to bang a fat chick
Posted by:
skinsfan70
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Date: March 24, 2017 08:55PM
Dookie Monster Wrote:
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> I met a fat
> woman and this is my sex story:
>
> The first thing I needed to do was pack all the
> supplies I might need, which included flashlights,
> oxygen tanks, flags, drawing paper, chalk, and so
> on. I knew it was going to be a long trip, so I
> brought plenty of food and water.
>
> I then set forth on my journey (which there was
> only a 50/50 chance I would even come back alive).
> I spent day after day excavating through the many
> layers of fat. I had to plot multiple checkpoints
> at various locations throughout my expedition, in
> case I got lost and couldn't find my way out. And
> believe you me, that is not the type of place you
> would want to be stranded in. I also dragged a
> line of chalk from the starting position so I
> could retrace my steps if necessary. I can see
> others failed in their travels, as there were
> numerous skeletons along the many roads of sweaty
> flab. I guess they just couldn't take it, or
> didn't come prepared as I did. After long, tiring
> days and nights, I finally reached my
> destination....the Gargantuan Vagina Monster.
>
> I decided to plant a flag like Christopher
> Columbus to prove to that I had been there.
> Apparently I was the first to discover this smutty
> land. Lucky for me, I was fully equipped with 15
> inches of solid man meat, length and width. So I
> pleasured her to the best of my ability and then
> got the hell out of there as quickly as possible.
> She began to moan like a possessed hyena. I felt
> the dark walls closing in on me. I sprinted at
> maximum speed because I knew it was coming after
> me....yes, her orgasm juice began to flow like a
> tsunami. I was hit by a tidal wave of her sticky
> slime. It seemed like the end of the world from my
> view. Fortunately I remembered to bring a lifeboat
> in case of an emergency. I paddled and paddled
> until I was finally out of there for good. Her
> female fluids almost drowned me. Mercifully, I
> made it back in one piece.
>
> If there is one lesson to be learned, it is to
> never take a risk like that again. All I can do is
> pity the next innocent man that falls victim to
> this fat lady's charm and attempts the ghastly and
> grueling feat of making love to her. There's
> really no telling if he, or anyone, could last as
> long as I did and live to tell the tale.
The last desperate fuck that nailed the fatty said the same shit you're saying....hahaha. And quit acting like this is the first fatty you've smashed. It's probably a regular thing with you. You probably ate her asshole and cuddled with her after you blew a nut. You'll call her again cause it sounds like this is a regular thing with you. You're straight lying to yourself if you think anyone believes this is the first fat fuck you've nailed.