I met a fat woman and this is my sex story:

The first thing I needed to do was pack all the supplies I might need, which included flashlights, oxygen tanks, flags, drawing paper, chalk, and so on. I knew it was going to be a long trip, so I brought plenty of food and water.

I then set forth on my journey (which there was only a 50/50 chance I would even come back alive). I spent day after day excavating through the many layers of fat. I had to plot multiple checkpoints at various locations throughout my expedition, in case I got lost and couldn't find my way out. And believe you me, that is not the type of place you would want to be stranded in. I also dragged a line of chalk from the starting position so I could retrace my steps if necessary. I can see others failed in their travels, as there were numerous skeletons along the many roads of sweaty flab. I guess they just couldn't take it, or didn't come prepared as I did. After long, tiring days and nights, I finally reached my destination....the Gargantuan Vagina Monster.

I decided to plant a flag like Christopher Columbus to prove to that I had been there. Apparently I was the first to discover this smutty land. Lucky for me, I was fully equipped with 15 inches of solid man meat, length and width. So I pleasured her to the best of my ability and then got the hell out of there as quickly as possible. She began to moan like a possessed hyena. I felt the dark walls closing in on me. I sprinted at maximum speed because I knew it was coming after me....yes, her orgasm juice began to flow like a tsunami. I was hit by a tidal wave of her sticky slime. It seemed like the end of the world from my view. Fortunately I remembered to bring a lifeboat in case of an emergency. I paddled and paddled until I was finally out of there for good. Her female fluids almost drowned me. Mercifully, I made it back in one piece.

If there is one lesson to be learned, it is to never take a risk like that again. All I can do is pity the next innocent man that falls victim to this fat lady's charm and attempts the ghastly and grueling feat of making love to her. There's really no telling if he, or anyone, could last as long as I did and live to tell the tale.



Edited 3 time(s). Last edit at 11/26/2016 08:08PM by Dookie Monster.

Ask your dad

I've fucked more fat girls than i would care to admit. For a quick drunk fuck they are fine, just don't ever going down on them, disgusting. I have never met a fat girl with a good smelling/tasting pussy.

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Except, it appears Penthouse Forum type material lives on.



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Sports Bar pickups Wrote:
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> I've fucked more fat girls than i would care to
> admit. For a quick drunk fuck they are fine, just
> don't ever going down on them, disgusting. I have
> never met a fat girl with a good smelling/tasting
> pussy.

^^^^DAMN IF THAT ISN'T THE TRUTH!!!!!!

I have banged some chicks that are, by most standards, hotter than fuck! Some were outstanding and others had the personality of a dried up cum sock!

I have also banged some pretty large women that were better than the hotter chicks! Personality goes a very long way! Also, their willingness to please doesn't hurt!

Dookie, your the fat chick and there isn't enough whiskey in this world

-find the hottest chick you can in your 30's and she is in her 20's

-marry her

-she pumps out a kid or two for you and holds the house down and sacrifices her career to do so and stays home while you go to work and earn all the money (traditionally)

-all of a sudden "she's too fat"/"boring"/"wont put out" (because she is tired of picking up after you since you don't help with housework or to even watch your own kids a few hours so she can catch a bubble bath and a good book or hit the gym)

-start cheating on her with younger women

- she catches you, divorces you, gets alimony/child support

-lose half your shit

-lose your job due to being garnished/get cut to part time since you are "too old" for your field/your health insurance is too much for the company

- the young thing you had a fling with doesn't want you anymore because you are BROKE and got kicked out the family house so are in a shitty apartment or worse back to living with your own parents

-spend your last bit of money on a luxury car and hair restoration surgery trying to get "back in the game"


-fuck and chuck as long as you can get away with it

-bait younger chicks who are too naieve at first, but catch on quick and leave when they realize you will never commit and are on your 2nd/3rd/4th marriage with each divorce taking more and more of your money

-BMW gets repoed, you're driving your ex wife's car now since your credit is shot

-kids are a bit older and want nothing to do with you since they see for themselves you suck

-repeat until 45ish or a major health crisis- at this point once you have health issues no younger women will look at you anymore, no 25 year old wants to wipe a 45 year old's ass or chase after him to take his meds! They want to take trips, go shopping but you are stuck at home with "a bad back/heart/whatever"

-cry "why am i so lonely" at thanksgiving eating your hungry man dinner jacking off with your tears in your shitty apartment

-your kids hating you so you are stuck in the worst nursing home to piss in your depends and watch maury povich all day since you can't change the channel and the nurses steal your painkillers too

-die alone and broke

Have seen this story play out so many times among family and friends.

Men, if you want to play all your life STAY SINGLE. If you want your wife to care for you in old age STAY MARRIED AND FAITHFUL. You choose to sleep around, karma will OWN your ass- all for a little young pussy when you had the love of your life right in front of you and your kids thought you were superman- but you go and break their world all because you were horny.


SHAME. SHAME. SHAME. *rings bell

EPILOGUE- your ex--wife went back to school got her degree and opened a successful 6-figure business. Your kids all made it to college and are working prestigious jobs. You on the other hand are stuck where you are in your shitty situation. SHOULDA STAYED HOME AND YOU COULD HAVE SHARED IN THE SUCCESS TOO.

Woulda, shoulda, coulda!!! TOO LATE TO APOLOGIZE....IT"S TOO LATEEEEEEEE......I SAID IT'S....

Fucking a fat chick can be like riding a moped. Kind of fun as long as your friends don't see you doing it.

The new generation is changing the old paradigm of sex and marriage. Out of the dozen or so women that I know that have children and are married, all in their 20s and 30s, half are fooling around, and several have steady boyfriends. Some have sex with their husbands business acquaintances and freinds. I don't know the social implications of this, but guy's of this generation are about to get one hell of an education about what infidelity is like from the other side. The 50s are ancient history.

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Rollin in the deep Wrote:
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> Good Luck with that


The fat woman I banged makes her look like a microorganism. ^

You can't tell if a woman is young or old, fat or thin, by how her pussy feels when you're in it.

Now the smell... that's a different story.

But if her hygiene is good, a fat chick can be a decent lay. If nothing else it can get you out of a slump.

Heat in the winter. Shade in the summer. You can hide ugly from behind, but you can't hide fat.

How big are we talking. Just thick/sturdy or morbidity obese?

Had a few sturdy ones that were a lot of fun. They put in a lot of work.

Its been a while ..they do give great head if i recall

Ask the Trump supporters ..specially rural areas

I had to be hospitalized once when a fat woman rode my cock cowgirl style. She sat on top of me and broke my pelvis bones.

IMO: Pussy is pussy

H4YUd

CMWYm

not ecclesiastes, but a good story and moral

Men's MO Wrote:
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> -find the hottest chick you can in your 30's and
> she is in her 20's
>
> -marry her
>
> -she pumps out a kid or two for you and holds the
> house down and sacrifices her career to do so and
> stays home while you go to work and earn all the
> money (traditionally)
>
> -all of a sudden "she's too fat"/"boring"/"wont
> put out" (because she is tired of picking up after
> you since you don't help with housework or to even
> watch your own kids a few hours so she can catch a
> bubble bath and a good book or hit the gym)
>
> -start cheating on her with younger women
>
> - she catches you, divorces you, gets
> alimony/child support
>
> -lose half your shit
>
> -lose your job due to being garnished/get cut to
> part time since you are "too old" for your
> field/your health insurance is too much for the
> company
>
> - the young thing you had a fling with doesn't
> want you anymore because you are BROKE and got
> kicked out the family house so are in a shitty
> apartment or worse back to living with your own
> parents
>
> -spend your last bit of money on a luxury car and
> hair restoration surgery trying to get "back in
> the game"
>
>
> -fuck and chuck as long as you can get away with
> it
>
> -bait younger chicks who are too naieve at first,
> but catch on quick and leave when they realize you
> will never commit and are on your 2nd/3rd/4th
> marriage with each divorce taking more and more of
> your money
>
> -BMW gets repoed, you're driving your ex wife's
> car now since your credit is shot
>
> -kids are a bit older and want nothing to do with
> you since they see for themselves you suck
>
> -repeat until 45ish or a major health crisis- at
> this point once you have health issues no younger
> women will look at you anymore, no 25 year old
> wants to wipe a 45 year old's ass or chase after
> him to take his meds! They want to take trips, go
> shopping but you are stuck at home with "a bad
> back/heart/whatever"
>
> -cry "why am i so lonely" at thanksgiving eating
> your hungry man dinner jacking off with your tears
> in your shitty apartment
>
> -your kids hating you so you are stuck in the
> worst nursing home to piss in your depends and
> watch maury povich all day since you can't change
> the channel and the nurses steal your painkillers
> too
>
> -die alone and broke
>
> Have seen this story play out so many times among
> family and friends.
>
> Men, if you want to play all your life STAY
> SINGLE. If you want your wife to care for you in
> old age STAY MARRIED AND FAITHFUL. You choose to
> sleep around, karma will OWN your ass- all for a
> little young pussy when you had the love of your
> life right in front of you and your kids thought
> you were superman- but you go and break their
> world all because you were horny.
>
>
> SHAME. SHAME. SHAME. *rings bell

 

Advice I once received, "There's only two kinds of pussy, good and better"

You never bang a fat chick. With all the food they eat, most do not have a gag reflex and give the best blow jobs.

Close your eyes and imagine Autria Godfrey is doing it.

  

Dookie Monster Wrote:
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> I met a fat
> woman and this is my sex story:
>
> The first thing I needed to do was pack all the
> supplies I might need, which included flashlights,
> oxygen tanks, flags, drawing paper, chalk, and so
> on. I knew it was going to be a long trip, so I
> brought plenty of food and water.
>
> I then set forth on my journey (which there was
> only a 50/50 chance I would even come back alive).
> I spent day after day excavating through the many
> layers of fat. I had to plot multiple checkpoints
> at various locations throughout my expedition, in
> case I got lost and couldn't find my way out. And
> believe you me, that is not the type of place you
> would want to be stranded in. I also dragged a
> line of chalk from the starting position so I
> could retrace my steps if necessary. I can see
> others failed in their travels, as there were
> numerous skeletons along the many roads of sweaty
> flab. I guess they just couldn't take it, or
> didn't come prepared as I did. After long, tiring
> days and nights, I finally reached my
> destination....the Gargantuan Vagina Monster.
>
> I decided to plant a flag like Christopher
> Columbus to prove to that I had been there.
> Apparently I was the first to discover this smutty
> land. Lucky for me, I was fully equipped with 15
> inches of solid man meat, length and width. So I
> pleasured her to the best of my ability and then
> got the hell out of there as quickly as possible.
> She began to moan like a possessed hyena. I felt
> the dark walls closing in on me. I sprinted at
> maximum speed because I knew it was coming after
> me....yes, her orgasm juice began to flow like a
> tsunami. I was hit by a tidal wave of her sticky
> slime. It seemed like the end of the world from my
> view. Fortunately I remembered to bring a lifeboat
> in case of an emergency. I paddled and paddled
> until I was finally out of there for good. Her
> female fluids almost drowned me. Mercifully, I
> made it back in one piece.
>
> If there is one lesson to be learned, it is to
> never take a risk like that again. All I can do is
> pity the next innocent man that falls victim to
> this fat lady's charm and attempts the ghastly and
> grueling feat of making love to her. There's
> really no telling if he, or anyone, could last as
> long as I did and live to tell the tale.

The last desperate fuck that nailed the fatty said the same shit you're saying....hahaha. And quit acting like this is the first fatty you've smashed. It's probably a regular thing with you. You probably ate her asshole and cuddled with her after you blew a nut. You'll call her again cause it sounds like this is a regular thing with you. You're straight lying to yourself if you think anyone believes this is the first fat fuck you've nailed.

I had a one night stand with a fat bitch over the summer at Dewey Beach. It was fucking nasty and I didn't even cover up. She had the nerve to wear a thong. She had nice tits and a cute face but that was it. I ate her pussy and played with the roll above her clit. She stayed in my room, cuddled and acted like we were an item. She called/texted me constantly for like a month before she got the hint.

I'll never do that again. I'd rather beat off and go to bed. I've slept with numerous fat chicks through the years when I was single. It was fun abusing them but I have standards now that I'm older.

Fat broads are excellent at performing fellatio. They never complain when you want them to swallow your load, either. It just comes natural to them.

mp64h

Dookie monster is a tad disturbed and a wee bit twisted.

She's almost 6' tall and weighs a good 325. She has fat thighs, a juicy phat ass, a big belly, flabby arms and it requires work to get her pussy opened enough to lick her labia and clit, but it's far more action than I get at home and she has her own place. I can tell that she hasn't ever had a steady man in her life, which is kind of sad, but it works to my advantage. I fuck her and she's actually got a really tight pussy! She gives a mean hand job, while giving me head, and lets me cum in her mouth and she swallows!

I usually think Mellisa Mollet

skinsfan70 Wrote:
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> I ate her pussy and played with the roll
> above her clit.

You are supposed to play with the clit, not above it.

Dilettante.

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Life is what you make of it Wrote:
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> I have banged some chicks that are, by most
> standards, hotter than fuck! Some were outstanding
> and others had the personality of a dried up cum
> sock!
>
> I have also banged some pretty large women that
> were better than the hotter chicks! Personality
> goes a very long way! Also, their willingness to
> please doesn't hurt!


No man wrote this, we all know a female hambeast wrote this. Fat women are all stinky, desperate whores.

I was fucking this girl in the parking lot of Rustler Steak House, when the foul bitch started her period, and ruined the back seat of my Firebird.

yearght Wrote:
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> Life is what you make of it Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I have banged some chicks that are, by most
> > standards, hotter than fuck! Some were
> outstanding
> > and others had the personality of a dried up
> cum
> > sock!
> >
> > I have also banged some pretty large women that
> > were better than the hotter chicks! Personality
> > goes a very long way! Also, their willingness
> to
> > please doesn't hurt!
>
>
> No man wrote this, we all know a female hambeast
> wrote this. Fat women are all stinky, desperate
> whores.


Many men would write that. How a woman looks does not necessarily relate to how they behave in the bedroom, or out of it. There are plenty of hot looking self centered cold fish bitches out there. There are plenty of overweight women who are sexual dynamos in bed and eager to please out of it. Thing is there are also plenty of overweight women who are self centered cold fish bitches. Men want women who are sexual dynamos in bed and eager to please out of it. However if you are going to end up with a woman who is a self centered cold fish bitch, better that she at least be hot looking.

Define "fat"
If you date European chicks that look like 15 yr old boys, 120 and 5'6" will look fat.

I think a chick is "fat" when she has that "smile" right underneath her belly button-like the abs just said "fuck it, someone will fuck me eventually and I can continue getting the pick 2 for $2.50..."

Too big and lifting the leg to get 7% of your dick inside is like a crossfit
workout!

My sweet spot?

-Some rolls over the bra strap,

-that slight tobacco-y stain between her thighs(from rubbing)

-75%fat/25% glandular nodes ratio on her "DD" cup titties....
-swears she's watching her weight yet you find "milka" choc bars in her car

What this guy above said is right. You don't want these 350 or more Tillie, Queen of the Trailer Park. Leave them for the negroes.

You want this broad, like he says, her tits are busting out of her bra and there's a little bit poking out of the sides of her bra. Yeah, a thunder thighs, but not that paired peaks poking down from the backs of her knees. Not the total double chin or no neck, but certainly a little bit down there.

Those are the broads that give the best blow jobs, BAR NONE. You drop trou, climb on the bed, she pulls off her bra and rubs those slightly over a DD on your member then out comes the tongue and in her mouth it goes. When you squirt, she keeps swirling her tongue around your head until you beg her 50 times to back off. She finally does, then keeps asking you if you've recovered sufficiently cuz she wants another load to swallow. I don't know what it is about chunky chix and spunk, but they can't get enough of it.

Steve Bannon h Wrote:
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> -75%fat/25% glandular nodes ratio

wtf? lol

dafuq Wrote:
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> Steve Bannon h Wrote:
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> > -75%fat/25% glandular nodes ratio
>
> wtf? lol

That idiot thinks all fat women have big tits so he is saying that they are big only because she is fat. I've seen some very large women with hardly any tits and thin women with large ones, so his theory is wrong. Genetics are the major factor in tit size.

I used to bang a fat girl that had a pussy that was tighter than a mouse's ear.

Squeezing In Wrote:
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> I used to bang a fat girl that had a pussy that
> was tighter than a mouse's ear.


Some of them do their muscle exercises. On a lot of them, especially the black ones, I've found it's a good idea to hold your horses and lick them to the BIG O a couple of times. That way, when it's time to enter them, they're ready to orgasm almost on command. One thing about a chunky babe when you bring her to the BIG O while you're inside her, her pussy tends to clamp down on you harder than with most babes. It gets REAL TIGHT in there. You squirt sooner than you planned to, it's THAT tight.

Chubbier have less of a hang up of how they look naked, vs mostly neurotic non chubbies.

Chubbier chicks cum soooooo much MORE & get wetter

Chubbier chicks are more likely to WANT a finger up their asshole or do anal, bc my theory is that they take huge shits and are comfortable with how much their ass can stretch.

Chubbier has higher prob for one night stand.

Just more fun overall.

Steve Bannon Wrote:
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>
> Chubbier chicks cum soooooo much MORE & get
> wetter
>

>
> Just more fun overall.


Ya' know, a bunch of us went to this Nats game. In the row in front of us, were these 4 chicks. Three of them were these real hot well proportioned chicks and the 4th was this chunky broad with a stretched out collar on her shirt so she made sure you got a good view of her tits busting out of her bra. This 1 guy with us started hitting on her. Now I know this guy's GF and she is HOT!!

NOw he didn't get anywhere with her, but I can guess why he was trying to get next to her. Even he knows those chunky broads are more fun. He has the hot chick for show and cheats on her with the big girls for fun. When the hot GF catches him, and, guys, you know you always get caught eventually, she's gonna' be more pissed he was cheating with the chunnky girl than the fact he was cheating.

Just like you said, your homeboy has a hot piece of ass for show a but knows what he craves. Out of over 110 women I've had intercourse with, 7 out of the top 10 would garner strange looks from bystanders! One side note I neglected to mention: OTHER CHUBBIES KNOW UR A CHUBBY CHASER AND WILL FLIRT WITH YOU!!!!!

Sooooo much more lovin' to go around.

I am so horny talking bout this in going to get some chubby strange right now! There's a coin op laundromat right off Arlington ridge near Del Ray!!

Been with thick Central Americans but never a fattie from chirilaqua !!!!

Olé

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