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Itchy1
Posted by: Itchy Asshole ()
Date: September 21, 2016 05:30PM

Looking for advise here - Almost 100% of my meals are take out from fast food chains. So when I have to take a shit, it is massive. I don't do a great job cleaning my ass, and I only shower on Friday afternoons.

That being said, i've developed quite the itchy asshole. The only thing that gives me any relief is blowing out a nice long fart. Can anyone recommend food I can eat to help me blow out some nice long farts?

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Re: Itchy1
Posted by: Fruppie ()
Date: September 21, 2016 05:34PM

Itchy Asshole Wrote:
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> Looking for advise here - Almost 100% of my meals
> are take out from fast food chains. So when I
> have to take a shit, it is massive. I don't do a
> great job cleaning my ass, and I only shower on
> Friday afternoons.
>
> That being said, i've developed quite the itchy
> asshole. The only thing that gives me any relief
> is blowing out a nice long fart. Can anyone
> recommend food I can eat to help me blow out some
> nice long farts?

That's stupid.

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Re: Itchy1
Posted by: Dh9YG ()
Date: September 22, 2016 03:48AM

Man, I just farted out a loud one that stinks more then all those rioting idiots in Charlotesville combined. And you know those niggers stink!!

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Re: Itchy1
Posted by: Itchy1 ()
Date: September 22, 2016 11:49PM

Went to Outback and got a steak with some grilled shrimp. Had a massive blow out in the bathroom so now I have about an hour of relief. New pair of boxers are ruined though.

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Re: Itchy1
Posted by: Ask "The Phantom" ()
Date: September 22, 2016 11:59PM

But he's only around during the FXCO Sheriff Election.. His "Deposits" Are of legend..You sick BS pervert!

Now Get the Hell outta Here!

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Re: Itchy1
Posted by: That's better ()
Date: September 25, 2016 02:53PM

Had a can of tuna fish and two hard boiled eggs for lunch, then went to glory days for some wings during the first half of the Redskins game. Gonn go for a walk now on the W&OD and let some out.

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