Date: September 21, 2016 05:30PM
Looking for advise here - Almost 100% of my meals are take out from fast food chains. So when I have to take a shit, it is massive. I don't do a great job cleaning my ass, and I only shower on Friday afternoons.
That being said, i've developed quite the itchy asshole. The only thing that gives me any relief is blowing out a nice long fart. Can anyone recommend food I can eat to help me blow out some nice long farts?