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Looking for a store that sells mattresses....
Posted by: sleepless in springfield ()
Date: September 21, 2016 03:39AM

When I lived in California, shopping for a mattress was a pleasure! But I can't seem to find a mattress store anywhere in NoVa. Does anyone here even sleep on a mattress, because you sure can't find any for sale!

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Re: Looking for a store that sells mattresses....
Posted by: Vienna Mattress Virgin ()
Date: September 21, 2016 05:13AM

sleepless in springfield Wrote:
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> When I lived in California, shopping for a
> mattress was a pleasure! But I can't seem to find
> a mattress store anywhere in NoVa. Does anyone
> here even sleep on a mattress, because you sure
> can't find any for sale!



I heard Vienna has a couple.

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Re: Looking for a store that sells mattresses....
Posted by: say what? ()
Date: September 21, 2016 06:20AM

Vienna Mattress Virgin Wrote:
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> I heard Vienna has a couple.

A couple of stores, a couple of mattresses or a couple of assholes?

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Re: Looking for a store that sells mattresses....
Posted by: idiot inc. ()
Date: September 21, 2016 06:31AM

say what? Wrote:
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> Vienna Mattress Virgin Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I heard Vienna has a couple.
>
> A couple of stores, a couple of mattresses or a
> couple of assholes?



Stores, moron. Did you read the title?

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Re: Looking for a store that sells mattresses....
Posted by: I heard that ()
Date: September 21, 2016 06:47AM

Your mom's nickname is town mattress!

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Re: Looking for a store that sells mattresses....
Posted by: I heard that ()
Date: September 21, 2016 06:48AM

I heard that Wrote:
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> Your mom's nickname is town mattress!



Your name is town cum dumpster!

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Re: Looking for a store that sells mattresses....
Posted by: TVpnF ()
Date: September 21, 2016 07:52AM

sleepless in springfield Wrote:
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> When I lived in California, shopping for a
> mattress was a pleasure! But I can't seem to find
> a mattress store anywhere in NoVa. Does anyone
> here even sleep on a mattress, because you sure
> can't find any for sale!

You would think someone from California would know about Google. There are no less than 5 mattress stores in Springfield alone according to this wonderful google thing.

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Re: Looking for a store that sells mattresses....
Posted by: ObiWanKenobi ()
Date: September 21, 2016 08:05AM

[waves 2 fingers in front of OP's face...]

There are no mattress stores here...

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Re: Looking for a store that sells mattresses....
Posted by: Have you been to Vienna? ()
Date: September 21, 2016 08:18AM

sleepless in springfield Wrote:
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> Looking for a store that sells mattresses...

Have you been to Vienna?

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Re: Looking for a store that sells mattresses....
Posted by: Principal Skinner ()
Date: September 21, 2016 09:17AM

You two put your phones away before the teacher gets back to class or it will be detention for both of you.

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Re: Looking for a store that sells mattresses....
Posted by: Mattress salesman ()
Date: September 21, 2016 09:21AM

say what? Wrote:
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> Vienna Mattress Virgin Wrote:
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> -----
> > I heard Vienna has a couple.
>
> A couple of stores, a couple of mattresses or a
> couple of assholes?

Mattresses? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Mattresses! Homer, there's four places. There's the Mattress Hut, that's on Maple Ave.

There's Mattresses-R-Us, that's on Maple too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There.

That's on Maple. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the Mattress complex on Maple ave.

Homer: Oh the mattress district!

Back to the mattresses, my friend. You know, there's a little place called Mary Ann's Mattresses. The nice thing about that place is Mary Ann gets on the mattress with you.

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Re: Looking for a store that sells mattresses....
Posted by: kJTd3 ()
Date: September 21, 2016 10:04AM

Maybe the area needs a dedicated store selling just mattresses. We could have one every couple blocks to keep people from driving their mattresses around in/on the backs/tops of their vehicles.

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