NOVA Parks wants you! Do these words describe you?

Good work ethic
Responsible
Trustworthy
Teachable
Self-starter
Polite, respectful & courteous
Interested in growing (promotions!)

Then we may have a job for you! NOVA Parks is now hiring for all aquatics seasonal positions, as well as a variety of other park and waterpark positions! Get paid while you enjoy this upcoming summer! Lifeguards can make up to $9.36 per hour, while admissions and concessions attendants can earn up to $7.47 per hour!

https://www.novaparks.com/waterparks/great-waves-waterpark/updates/lifeguard-jobs-positions-now-available

Nice! Make 22 cents an hour more than minimum wage as a cashier to take hot sticky money from sweaty fat women's bras while they yell at you and insist their 6 foot 1 18 year old is 12 so they get in for cheaper, while you melt in the lack of AC and a shitty fan blowing more hot air on you on top of peoples rank breath and B.O. and can't even take a piss break because there is no one to relieve you- not that you can piss anyways being super dehydrated from sweating since the boss doesn't let you drink cold water while on shift and the line is never-ending so if you walk away or even just sit down people get even madder....not to mention those that don't speak english and think the $7 fee is enough to get their entire family of 8 in- and they aren't even from Fairfax County to begin with so they argue why the price is higher...cussing you out in 22 different languages...wanting to get in the pool with jean shorts and their dirty underwear on instead of a proper bathing suit....

Sure, sign me right up! [/rant]

Or sit at the pool in a lifeguard chair during the Summer and get paid.

Forgot to add- add the humiliation of having to do a background check and drug test for the County to get this job that lasts all of 4 months.

If I were this desperate, I'd go work at Chick-fil-a at least I'd get sundays off and can work in an air conditioned building and get a break every 4 hours and maybe even a free meal- and make $8 an hour instead!!

LGuPF Wrote:
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> Forgot to add- add the humiliation of having to do
> a background check and drug test for the County to
> get this job that lasts all of 4 months.
>
> If I were this desperate, I'd go work at
> Chick-fil-a at least I'd get sundays off and can
> work in an air conditioned building and get a
> break every 4 hours and maybe even a free meal-
> and make $8 an hour instead!!

So basically you're some fat kid who can't fit into a bathing suit.

"Lifeguards can make up to $9.36 per hour"

Ouch! I was making $12/hour lifeguarding during high school in the late-80's.
Shout out to NVPools!

LGuPF Wrote:
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> Forgot to add- add the humiliation of having to do
> a background check and drug test for the County to
> get this job that lasts all of 4 months.
>

To be fair, most people aren't pedophiles like you that are humiliated by a background check.

I need my fix of eastern European pussy, please send over the Ruskies and Ukranians

soviet vagina Wrote:
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> I need my fix of eastern European pussy, please
> send over the Ruskies and Ukranians


Gotta go to Theme Parks and the beach for that action.

Freddy Boom Boom Washington Wrote:
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> soviet vagina Wrote:
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> > I need my fix of eastern European pussy, please
> > send over the Ruskies and Ukranians
>
>
> Gotta go to Theme Parks and the beach for that
> action.

A lot of neighborhood associations and apartment complexes use Eastern Euros as lifeguards.

MMMMM, Ukrainain sluts Wrote:
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> Freddy Boom Boom Washington Wrote:
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> > soviet vagina Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I need my fix of eastern European pussy,
> please
> > > send over the Ruskies and Ukranians
> >
> >
> > Gotta go to Theme Parks and the beach for that
> > action.
>
> A lot of neighborhood associations and apartment
> complexes use Eastern Euros as lifeguards.

The same with Outer Banks summer help. The give the Euros\Ruskies a place to stay for the Summer, $5 an hr plus tips.

MMMMM, Ukrainain sluts Wrote:
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> Freddy Boom Boom Washington Wrote:
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> > soviet vagina Wrote:
> >
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>
> > -----
> > > I need my fix of eastern European pussy,
> please
> > > send over the Ruskies and Ukranians
> >
> >
> > Gotta go to Theme Parks and the beach for that
> > action.
>
> A lot of neighborhood associations and apartment
> complexes use Eastern Euros as lifeguards.

My friends condo complex in Oakton uses Euro babes for it's pool. It seems like a waste since it's a small quiet pool. These chicks were so bored, they just looked forward to partying after their shift was over.

And for $9.36 an hour you can fish your fill of turds out of the pools. Went to one of these parks maybe 12 years ago; within an hour, three of the pools were closed because someone(s) couldn't control their bowels. Between that and the iridescent coating of Afrosheen on the surface of the water, that first trip was also the last.

JhVCF